Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV

[Krandall]

[Peelz]

LOL^

hey, ever just hear something that makes your blood boil...?

Parenthood related...last night, we were watching the news, they were reporting on the proposed ban on sex offenders at county fairs... (seems like a no brainer, but whatever)

Aidan, 11 now, asks us what "sex offender means"  then I listened to my wife explain it for the next 5 minutes, and watched his face wrinkle in horror... he just had the sex ed class. Then she showed him online how you can tell where they are. 6 in our town. all within a 3 block radius of the school...Just felt major anger sharks

I was daydreaming of grabbing my guns... I had drank a couple whiskey sours...gettin all rednecky pissed off....

anywhoo, that was gonna be a facebook rant...then I had a cigar, another whiskey sour and calmed down. 

[Krandall]

rednecky pissed off.


That's pretty shitty that they can live so close to a school. I've never even thought about looking to see how many are in/near/or around my neighborhood. It's scary stuff fo sho.

[Peelz]

rednecky pissed off.


That's pretty shitty that they can live so close to a school. I've never even thought about looking to see how many are in/near/or around my neighborhood. It's scary stuff fo sho.

yeah, dont look. fookin tards out there.

[Magz]

6 offenders peels?
in a town with like 12 population 

that's Iowa for you 

[Peelz]

6 offenders peels?
in a town with like 12 population 

that's Iowa for you 

New London is a city in Henry County, Iowa, United States. The population was 1,897 at the 2010 census.

LOL

6 out of 1897.... still bad. 

[Magz]

there is 7 in shafter  and we have a population of 17,188 
I think our girls are just more forgiving...........

[Krandall]

little bit of

[Peelz]

how true is that? 

removes twice as many worries as it causes. cool perspective.

[Peelz]

I need to discuss an incident from last night with you fine fellows.

THis year, I'm coaching two soccer teams. Both my boys in separate age groups., im a little worried about..but time will fly, whatevah...we had our coaches meeting last night, in which we choose practice times, team colors. and unbeknownst to me, we choose the players. It was weird, like a secret NFL draft or something.

so there we are. round table discussion, take turns choosing players. trying to be even. not all the kindergarten girls end up on one team

Guy next to me. on his round. he says "jeez, i could REALLY use some 2nd grade girls, are there any left, oh well first grade will do"

inside. Im on the floor gasping for air, because ive just had an infarction from holding back laughter and tears.  outside, im cool as a cucumber.... then I realize wait I KNOW this guy. partied with him(yrs ago), his wife and my wife classmates. So I say it... "you know THAT meeting isnt until later"

NOTHING. blank stare. minute or so goes by...he gets up. walks outside... comes back, smacks me on the shoulder. and says one word.

"F**ker"

[Krandall]

[Peelz]

definitely a "raptorsource entered my bloodstream moment" 


"raptorsourcian slip" LOL

[Colorado700R]

Gents,

I need a favor. It's Nikki's birthday, and I'm over here in the fatherland. Would you guys mind giving her a call, or sending her a happy birthday text today? I don't want her to feel bummed out and alone today. 7193608088

Thanks!

Aaron

[Peelz]

Gents,

I need a favor. It's Nikki's birthday, and I'm over here in the fatherland. Would you guys mind giving her a call, or sending her a happy birthday text today? I don't want her to feel bummed out and alone today. 7193608088

Thanks!

Aaron

what is this, your first Rodeo?

posting wifes phone # on raptorsource.... 


i might be the only one working today, but ill see what I can do. travel safe old man.

and keep your fingers out of of the streudels.   

[Krandall]

On it boss