Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV

[Hefe]

whats this airplane you speak of?

[Krandall]

whats this airplane you speak of?

O_O

Just tell me this is an elaborate joke.....

[Peelz]

whats this airplane you speak of?

LOL aaron!!! I KNEW it!

[Hefe]

no..

I did read something about it on MSN or yahoo.. or some shit..

[Krandall]

no..

I did read something about it on MSN or yahoo.. or some shit..

oh hefe..


http://www.nytimes.com/2014/03/25/world/asia/malaysia-airlines-flight-370.html

[Hefe]

meh...
doesn't affect my world

[Peelz]

You really are a dirty old bastard. Lol

[Hefe]

I see there is more about it today on one of my customer's computers (MSN is their homepage)

[Krandall]

Unethical life hack @_@

Find a partner (hard I know) who is a heavy sleeper. Each night after they go to sleep, slap a nicotine patch on them. Take it off before they wake up.
They will become addicted to nicotine and should they break up with you go through massive withdrawals. If everything has gone to plan they they will associate this shitty feeling with their new found freedom and come back to you.

[Peelz]

Unethical life hack @_@

Find a partner (hard I know) who is a heavy sleeper. Each night after they go to sleep, slap a nicotine patch on them. Take it off before they wake up.
They will become addicted to nicotine and should they break up with you go through massive withdrawals. If everything has gone to plan they they will associate this shitty feeling with their new found freedom and come back to you.

genius

[Peelz]

[Hefe]

Unethical life hack @_@

Find a partner (hard I know) who is a heavy sleeper. Each night after they go to sleep, slap a nicotine patch on them. Take it off before they wake up.
They will become addicted to nicotine and should they break up with you go through massive withdrawals. If everything has gone to plan they they will associate this shitty feeling with their new found freedom and come back to you.

those patches will give you AWESOME nightmares..
so vivid you will swear it was real!
no lie..
try one.. it's a trip!

[Peelz]

Unethical life hack @_@

Find a partner (hard I know) who is a heavy sleeper. Each night after they go to sleep, slap a nicotine patch on them. Take it off before they wake up.
They will become addicted to nicotine and should they break up with you go through massive withdrawals. If everything has gone to plan they they will associate this shitty feeling with their new found freedom and come back to you.

those patches will give you AWESOME nightmares..
so vivid you will swear it was real!
no lie..
try one.. it's a trip!

LOL I cant sleep as it is..

[Colorado700R]

The Washington Post's "Mensa Invitational" once again invited readers to take
any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one
letter, and supply a new definition.  Here are the winners:

   1. Cashtration: The act of buying a house, which renders the subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

   2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

   3. Intaxicaton: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realize it was your money to start with.

   4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

   5. Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas
from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of
breaking down in the near future.

   6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting
laid.

   7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

   8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who
doesn't get it.

   9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

   10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.  (This one got extra credit!)

   11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really
bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious
bummer.

   12. Decafalon: The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only
things that are good for you.

   13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

   14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they
come at you rapidly.

   15. Arachnoleptic Fit: The frantic dance performed just after you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.

   16. Beelzebug: Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom
at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

   17. Caterpallor: The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit
you're eating.

[Peelz]

 


3. Intaxicaton: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realize it was your money to start with