Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV

Started by Krandall, September 01, 2010, 07:26:13 AM

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Magz

2013 stimulus....................

Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2013 Social Security Stimulus Package. It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, two discount coupons to KFC, an 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my butt and a 'Blame it on Bush' poster for the front yard. The directions were in Spanish. Yours should arrive soon.

it was on the net so its not a lie  :rofl:


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Peelz

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aww yeah

that tells me you get straight to work postin, sharply at 8 am. :lol: I gradually roll into the postwhoring.
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Krandall

4 days in a row boarding.  :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

Last night:

Drivin to the hill. Snow piled up everywhere



At the hill, they were making tons of snow still... even though we just got 15" .



man made snow stuck to my friends car, tagged it for him



Finished off with some big beers, chips/queso, and tacos.


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Magz

HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica .. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.

Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States .

Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030..

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent..

Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.



Magz

With the holidays upon us, I would like to share a personal experience with my friends about drinking and driving. As you may know some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social session" out with friends. Well, two days ago I was out for an evening with friends and had several scotches followed by some rather nice red wine with dinner.

Feeling jolly I still had the sense to know that I may be slightly over the limit. That's when I did something that I've never done before - I took a cab home. Sure enough on the way home there was a police road block but since it was a cab they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident. This was a real surprise as I had never driven a cab before, I don't know where I got it and now that it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it...............any suggestions ?


dragonz

Quote from: MagzSE2 on December 13, 2012, 09:34:43 AM
With the holidays upon us, I would like to share a personal experience with my friends about drinking and driving. As you may know some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social session" out with friends. Well, two days ago I was out for an evening with friends and had several scotches followed by some rather nice red wine with dinner.

Feeling jolly I still had the sense to know that I may be slightly over the limit. That's when I did something that I've never done before - I took a cab home. Sure enough on the way home there was a police road block but since it was a cab they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident. This was a real surprise as I had never driven a cab before, I don't know where I got it and now that it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it...............any suggestions ?
I normally take the bus.















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Peelz

so I just attended a 2 hour training course on how to use FREAKIN GOOGLE. :yawn: :lol:

when I heard we were changing email and corporate communication structure....I never envisioned using fukin gmail :lol:

we all web based now.

As big a snoozefest as that was, should be real nice...  :thumbs:

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Krandall

Yea, the University of Mn is run through google now even.


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yeah its pretty crazy. I knew it was cool, but NEVER thought of it in the use for work aspect.

<kicks self for not investing in google>  :rofl:
Krandall: "peelz. I'll be real with you. As much as I hate on you for soccer, I really don't mind it"


dragonz

I'd like to use one of these for work............
2003 Raptor 660LE
719cc with Kenz 13.5:1 piston
X-4 cam & no decomp
39mm FCR's
HV ported head
Ferrea SS Valves
CT Sonic Exhaust
GYTR Clutch

ASR +3+1 A-Arms & Works Tripple Rates
450 Front Calipers
+2 Extended Swingarm
G-Force Axle & Hubs.
Pro Armour Skid Plate
Tusk Nerfs


Gonna be a fun ride now!

Hefe


Peelz

pssst...


if anyone gets their kid an ipod...be smart and check their settings before letting them play it. :)

little shit managed to find a free game that allows you to make in game purchases.

60 flippin dollars worth LOL

sonofabitch.
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