Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV

[rappyfreak]

Beautiful 

[disco]

pissed a few people off at work today.


Idiots standing their brooms on end thinking the solar flare made it happen.

yeah if you can do it today, you can do that every day guys. 

Solar flares don't affect gravity. If this were true, I would go ride wheelies during them. 

I've heard of a few guys making money off of that, betting people $5 they can make a broom stand up.  Whisk it back and forth a few times to set the bristles then stand it up.  Easy $$$.

[Krandall]

It's supposedly easier to stand an egg on end on a certain day.. (summer solstice?) I cant remember which

[Peelz]

It's supposedly easier to stand an egg on end on a certain day.. (summer solstice?) I cant remember which

it isn't....that is also a wive's tale.

Chinese people would balance an egg on the spring solstice, signifying the earth was in perfect balance. But it can be done every day.

[Colorado700R]

It's supposedly easier to stand an egg on end on a certain day.. (summer solstice?) I cant remember which

it isn't....that is also a wive's tale.

Chinese people would balance an egg on the spring solstice, signifying the earth was in perfect balance. But it can be done every day.

It never ceases to amaze me what some people belive to be true

[Peelz]

It's supposedly easier to stand an egg on end on a certain day.. (summer solstice?) I cant remember which

it isn't....that is also a wive's tale.

Chinese people would balance an egg on the spring solstice, signifying the earth was in perfect balance. But it can be done every day.

It never ceases to amaze me what some people belive to be true

yeah....solar flares affecting gravity enough to change balance.... I can't believe how many people didn't think that one through

Had a couple people at work give these sad-ass puppy dog eyes when I told them their little "trick" wasnt special

"what....? I thought it was because of sun spots!!!" Guess I ruined their day...

seriously?

[Colorado700R]

You should convince them that solar flares contribute to brain tumors. Get more then 3 folks wearing tinfoil helmets at work and I'll paypal you lunch money

[Peelz]

you laugh, but probably wouldnt have to stretch that far...lol

[dragonz]

You should convince them that solar flares contribute to brain tumors. Get more then 3 folks wearing tinfoil helmets at work and I'll paypal you lunch money

what about the tinfoil I got wrapped around the family jewels?
Gotta protect the important bits ya know.............

[phucker]

You should convince them that solar flares contribute to brain tumors. Get more then 3 folks wearing tinfoil helmets at work and I'll paypal you lunch money

ya i need more people to join me in the tin foil hat wearing dept.....

[disco]

You should convince them that solar flares contribute to brain tumors. Get more then 3 folks wearing tinfoil helmets at work and I'll paypal you lunch money

ya i need more people to join me in the tin foil hat wearing dept.....

You need to sell tin foil hats on ebay.  SOMEBODY will buy one.  Put a tag on it that says these claims haven't been evaluated by the FDA so you don't have to refund any money.   

[dragonz]

random whore.............

[Peelz]

so, my crazy aunt got on FB recently.... it's murder on the eyes...

status today "jeezus will never let you down, like if you agree"

it is very difficult, but I am holding back the strong desire to post "neither will Rick"

 

[Hefe]

who the FERK is rick?

[Peelz]

who the phuck is rick?

seriously?