The Hate/Vent thread...

[Colorado700R]

I hate bikers  

Road bikers....

WTF are you thinking?  Any sport that requires you to wear pants or shorts so tight I can tell your religion through them is gay. Period!  You bought a $5000.00 pedal bicycle that it uber light and then ride up hill for exercise?  Hey dumbass....if you spent $120.00 on a 30lbs huffy you'd get excercise on flat land and not cause lethal traffic accidents on twisty mountain roads.  You're not Lance Fuckin' Armstrong......If your aspirations to be like him are so great, I'll gladly cut one of your nuts off to help you achieve your goal ferkterd!

Mountain Bikers...

OH MY GERD!!  You can ride fricken anywhere in Colorado, but no....you must ride only on the 3% of public lands open to Off Highway Vehicles, and then bitch that we make too much noise, and cause too much dust?!?  Do you pay a registration fee to maintain these areas retard? NO! Are you even enviromentally concious? F NO!!  I pick up your vitamin water bottles, and granola bar packages everytime I go riding.
And I apologize....that my rude, obnoxious machine disturbs your inner tranquility and putchuli overdose induced sense of Zen.

What happened to the good old days when hippies would light themselves on fire to prove their convictions for there beliefs?  Wish they'd return to those ways.....I'll bring the marshmellows and hotdogs.


Ok...vent over....

Aaron

[Peelz]

well stated good sir

[Krandall]

Aaron. Will you be a nazi w/ me?


Please?

[Hefe]

I love a good snot flying sneeze!

I HATE a wet fart!

better get used to those old man, our time is 'a comin' 

I hate Peels..

J/K
I love Peels!

[Krandall]

I hate people that think if they hit the keyboard harder that it'll fix their f*ckin retardedness.

[Hefe]

I hate people who are the "resident nerd" in the trailer park, and they fix everyones shit, but call me for advise every 10 minutes

Just tell your dumbass people to bring it to me!!!!!!!!!!

[Peelz]

I hate people that think if they hit the keyboard harder that it'll fix their f*ckin retardedness.

a new phenomonon I have been witnessing in the office. 

I call the it the angry email: ( where you type something mean, then realize it is too harsh then delete

tap tap tap tap backbackbackback tap tap tap tap tap backbackback

[Hefe]

I actually hit my KB harder when I am PISSED!

[Colorado700R]

I hate people that think if they hit the keyboard harder that it'll fix their f*ckin retardedness.

a new phenomonon I have been witnessing in the office. 

I call the it the angry email: ( where you type something mean, then realize it is too harsh then delete

tap tap tap tap backbackbackback tap tap tap tap tap backbackback

I call those "Limited660 responses" 

[Peelz]

I hate people that think if they hit the keyboard harder that it'll fix their f*ckin retardedness.

a new phenomonon I have been witnessing in the office. 

I call the it the angry email: ( where you type something mean, then realize it is too harsh then delete

tap tap tap tap backbackbackback tap tap tap tap tap backbackback

I call those "Limited660 responses" 

[Hefe]

I do that too...

mostly when typing to the ex-wife

[Spartan]

I hate vertigo!

[Krandall]

I hate people I work with..

Yesterday, issue came up at the end of the day. Lady said.. oh, I'll just hang around until they fix it.. I reply...... well, I have to VPN into work @ 7 anyways... so if you want I could just do it for you.. well... got an e-mail that this issue was fixed (not our issue) @ 7:15pm from her. Now my boss thinks she's a saint for staying late and making sure this problem (which wasn't ours anyways) was fixed....

[Peelz]

I hate cancer.

[Krandall]

I hate libra's more.