The Hate/Vent thread...

[Lady4Fiddy]

I hate it when them stupid New Jersey Chicks steal my friend Phil's phone and then calls me when I'm trying to eat supper, askin "who da hell is dis?" Gettin all up in my biz askin why I answer the phone saying "I love you", I say "cuz I can, and who the hell is this?" She's like "I'm not comfortable with you answering the phone when my man calls you with I love you."  I said "sounds like a personal problem". She says "how do you know him", I said "we are friends and he happens to be my fiances best friend". She says "and your man is ok with you answering the phone when Phil calls and saying I love you?" I said "yes, he loves Phil too!"  I said "we are both in love with Phil". I said "tell Phil he is breaking my heart", she says "why is he breaking your heart?" I said "because he is in New Jersey". Once again she states she is not comfortable with me saying that. So I ask her "Are you one of those psychotic chicks that goes through a guys phone and makes random phone calls to chicks in his contact list?"

All of a sudden it was quiet, she must have realized that she was a complete idiot! She says "whatever" and hangs up on me.

By this time Aaron and I are laughing our asses off!  So we decide to send a few texts knowing she probably still has his phone. I send: Phil, I hope you told your GF that you have AIDS before you sleep with her. Aaron sends: I want to put my hard C*** in your A**. Then I send: Phil, BTW you are 3 months behind on child support, Phil Junior needs some pampers! Aaron sends: C'mon Phil, I won't call you a N*****, and I wont donkey punch you this time. Then I send: Ok Phil, it's time you tell your GF I'm your sister and that we had incest sex and we now have a high functioning stupid baby together.

Strangely enough... no one called or text back! 

Funny thing is, she thinks she is his GF, but when he mentions her to us, she's just some skank he is bangin.

[Spartan]

EPIC

[Colorado700R]

You forgot the text I sent asking him to bring over the  Valtrex if he hadn't used it all yet.

[Lady4Fiddy]

Oh yeah!  That was a sweet one! 

[exentix]

i hate brock lesnar     GERD damn ufc fights make me angry.

[Peelz]

I hate it when them stupid New Jersey Chicks steal my friend Phil's phone and then calls me when I'm trying to eat supper, askin "who da hell is dis?" Gettin all up in my biz askin why I answer the phone saying "I love you", I say "cuz I can, and who the hell is this?" She's like "I'm not comfortable with you answering the phone when my man calls you with I love you."  I said "sounds like a personal problem". She says "how do you know him", I said "we are friends and he happens to be my fiances best friend". She says "and your man is ok with you answering the phone when Phil calls and saying I love you?" I said "yes, he loves Phil too!"  I said "we are both in love with Phil". I said "tell Phil he is breaking my heart", she says "why is he breaking your heart?" I said "because he is in New Jersey". Once again she states she is not comfortable with me saying that. So I ask her "Are you one of those psychotic chicks that goes through a guys phone and makes random phone calls to chicks in his contact list?"

All of a sudden it was quiet, she must have realized that she was a complete idiot! She says "whatever" and hangs up on me.

By this time Aaron and I are laughing our asses off!  So we decide to send a few texts knowing she probably still has his phone. I send: Phil, I hope you told your GF that you have AIDS before you sleep with her. Aaron sends: I want to put my hard C*** in your A**. Then I send: Phil, BTW you are 3 months behind on child support, Phil Junior needs some pampers! Aaron sends: C'mon Phil, I won't call you a N*****, and I wont donkey punch you this time. Then I send: Ok Phil, it's time you tell your GF I'm your sister and that we had incest sex and we now have a high functioning stupid baby together.

Strangely enough... no one called or text back! 

Funny thing is, she thinks she is his GF, but when he mentions her to us, she's just some skank he is bangin.

classic!

[disco]

I hate it when them stupid New Jersey Chicks steal my friend Phil's phone and then calls me when I'm trying to eat supper, askin "who da hell is dis?" Gettin all up in my biz askin why I answer the phone saying "I love you", I say "cuz I can, and who the hell is this?" She's like "I'm not comfortable with you answering the phone when my man calls you with I love you."  I said "sounds like a personal problem". She says "how do you know him", I said "we are friends and he happens to be my fiances best friend". She says "and your man is ok with you answering the phone when Phil calls and saying I love you?" I said "yes, he loves Phil too!"  I said "we are both in love with Phil". I said "tell Phil he is breaking my heart", she says "why is he breaking your heart?" I said "because he is in New Jersey". Once again she states she is not comfortable with me saying that. So I ask her "Are you one of those psychotic chicks that goes through a guys phone and makes random phone calls to chicks in his contact list?"

All of a sudden it was quiet, she must have realized that she was a complete idiot! She says "whatever" and hangs up on me.

By this time Aaron and I are laughing our asses off!  So we decide to send a few texts knowing she probably still has his phone. I send: Phil, I hope you told your GF that you have AIDS before you sleep with her. Aaron sends: I want to put my hard C*** in your A**. Then I send: Phil, BTW you are 3 months behind on child support, Phil Junior needs some pampers! Aaron sends: C'mon Phil, I won't call you a N*****, and I wont donkey punch you this time. Then I send: Ok Phil, it's time you tell your GF I'm your sister and that we had incest sex and we now have a high functioning stupid baby together.

Strangely enough... no one called or text back! 

Funny thing is, she thinks she is his GF, but when he mentions her to us, she's just some skank he is bangin.

classic!

Agreed!  That's pretty good stuff right there.  Me and a friend changed another friends answering machine message to something pretty gay and it went for weeks before he ever noticed.  He was ticked.   


I hate lacking motivation.  I've been extraordinarily lazy lately.  WTF?

[Colorado700R]

I REALLY hate these "Twilight" commercials..FERK you burger king...FERK you right in your pale emo vampire lovin ass!!

[exentix]

I REALLY hate these "Twilight" commercials..FERK you burger king...FERK you right in your pale emo vampire lovin ass!!

But Jacob is sooooo hoooooot

Yea I agree lol hate everything about twilight 

[Peelz]

I REALLY hate these "Twilight" commercials..FERK you burger king...FERK you right in your pale emo vampire lovin ass!!

But Jacob is sooooo hoooooot
I love everything about twilight  

[Spartan]

I'm glad my sunburn finally stopped burning, but now my skin is peeling like hell....blah. Oh and waking up at 6 every morning...

[Krandall]

I hate summer's hot weather.

[Spartan]

I hate turtles

[Magz]

yes too hot..................soo hot i can only ride right between sunset and total darkness.

[Spartan]

I hate you guys so much.......