The Hate/Vent thread...

[Lady4Fiddy]

I love it when a Ginger gets all fired up! 

But your right Mike F*ck em! If you can't please them they can go somewhere else and you can please a ton of other customers that are waiting to be helped, that douche bag wasn't your last chance to make your income.

In a situation like that, I would love to be your assistant, you give me the "look" and I blast them with a potato gun, or maybe a super soaker (for liability reasons).  Then I would tell em (in my deepest voice) "Don't nobody mess with the Ginger!" 

[Lady4Fiddy]

I hate it when stupid B!tches live in a fantasy land! 

[Krandall]

"Are you seeing planes? Is your name Tattoo? Cuz I swear you're living on fantasy island"

[Lady4Fiddy]

"Are you seeing planes? Is your name Tattoo? Cuz I swear you're living on fantasy island"

[Spartan]

Where's that from again?

[Krandall]

Where's that from again?

Night at the Roxbury.

[Lady4Fiddy]

I hate it when I go to make myself a hotdog and my buns have mold on them. WTF? Their not that old.

[Krandall]

I hate it when I go to make myself a hotdog and my buns have mold on them. WTF? Their not that old.

SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST HAD THAT HAPPEN SUNDAY!

the buns were freakin 5 days old!?!!! WTF!

[Lady4Fiddy]

I hate it when I go to make myself a hotdog and my buns have mold on them. WTF? Their not that old.

SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST HAD THAT HAPPEN SUNDAY!

the buns were freakin 5 days old!?!!! WTF!

I wanted the hotdog w/ bun so bad, I ripped off the mold section and just ate it. F*ck, F*ck the mold!

[Lady4Fiddy]

SO I hate it when someone drops a deuce, doesn't flush and then closes the door without turning on the fart fan.

Seriously people you have many options...

1) Open a damn window
2) Flush the F'n toilet
3) Turn the fart fan ON!
4) Spray some Gawd Damn air freshner!
5) Leave the door open when you exit so the smell ventilates.

Why do we have toilets that you can flush? Why do we have windows in bathrooms? Why do we have fart fans? Why do I spend many many dollars on air freshners? WHY!!!?? BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO SMELL YOUR NASTY ASS!!!!


Oh and another thing... Am I the only person that knows how to replace the F'n toilet paper? Do you think the next person that comes into the bathroom wants to be reaching for toilet paper that is just so out of reach?

Speaking of toilet paper... did you know toilet paper is easier to retrieve if the paper is facing out, rather than laying against the wall. When it's against the wall it drives me nuts! Think about how many germs may be on that wall, it's right next to the toilet, and how often does anyone think to scrub that wall besides me?

Anyhow, I'm drunk so piss off!

[Krandall]

I hate people who drive like idiots.

[Colorado700R]

i hate people who fear loctite

[Krandall]

<----- feerz teh loktite!

[Sand84]

I hate that i have to work to make a living.  Why cant i be rich   

[Krandall]

I hate that i have to work to make a living.  Why cant i be rich   

tell your parents to DO WORK!