raptor Bells, The raptor sourse edition

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Kamakazi

December 05, 2009, 09:12:50 AM
    Racing through the sand
    on a bright and humid day
    O'er the dunes we go
    crashing on the way
    horns on raptors ring
    lighted whips glow bright
    Oh, what fun it is to sing
    A quading song tonight

    (chorus)
    OH, Raptor bells, Aaron smells
    Peels laid an egg
    Kran mobile lost a wheel
    And Preddy took Ballet, Hey


Please feel free to add versus, or make changes to the otherwise perfect raptor carol.
   
98% of north americans that hit the ditch say "oh shit", the other 2% are from saskatchewan and say "hold my beer and watch this"


Peelz

#1
December 05, 2009, 09:51:23 AM
:rofl:

LOVE IT!!!!!!!

Karma added.

Racing through the sand
    on a bright and humid day
    O'er the dunes we go
    crashing on the way
    horns on raptors ring
    lighted whips glow bright
    Oh, what fun it is to sing
    A quading song tonight

    (chorus)
    OH, Raptor bells, Aaron smells
    Peels laid an egg
    Kran mobile lost a wheel
    And Preddy took Ballet, Hey

verse 2:

downloading some porn,
clicking unsafe sites.
and hiding URL's
buying HID lights.
me and preddy banned,
every single day.
Krandall flexes his e muscles, to hide that he is ghay HAY! :lol:


Oh, Raptor bells, Aaron's going to hell.
Ranger's gone away.
the source is down  from changing hosts,
let's go to the dunes and play ....hay!

:lol:






Krandall: "peelz. I'll be real with you. As much as I hate on you for soccer, I really don't mind it"

Colorado700R

#2
December 05, 2009, 09:53:59 AM
:rofl:

Lady4Fiddy

#3
December 05, 2009, 12:16:46 PM
Here's a Walden Fail version...   :lol:


Dashing through the sand
on 70 horse power quads.   :rev:

Down into the trails we go
Cause we're F :mad: cking idiots!   :loser:

Troy drives up a tree
the quad lands on his head  :slap:

Aaron pulls it off 
Troy does it again!   :bash:


(Chorus)   :cheers:
OH! Walden Fail, to much Ale   
Crown & Jager don't mix
We weren't ready for Gunz and Preddy
to lead us into the stix!


In the woods we are lost
my butt is starting to frost   :'(

Troys quad won't start
Shawn let's out a fart    :confused:

Aaron blows a fuse
I am not amused    :mad:

Gunz heads back to camp, to fetch a tow strap!    :clap:


(Chorus)   :cheers:
OH! Walden Fail, to much Ale
Crown & Jager don't mix
We weren't ready for Gunz and Preddy
to lead us into the stix!


On his way back
from fetching the tow strap

Gunz goes down a hill
taking quite a spill    :help:

His quad is stuck in a tree
He hears a cougar scream     :rolleyes:

He takes off running leaving a massive trail of Pee!   :rofl:


(Chorus)   :cheers:
OH! Walden Fail, to much Ale
Crown & Jager don't mix
We weren't ready for Gunz and Preddy
to lead us into the stix!


Now back in the woods
in the dark we all stood   :deadhorse:

From the tree comes a clatter
Everybody scatters    :run:

Shawn starts his bike  :rev:
Troy jumps up to fight   :box:

Oh look it's a scary asthmatic bear named Mike!   :thud:


Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me! >:D

Peelz

#4
December 05, 2009, 02:11:22 PM
hilarious lady...but you lost the tune somewhere :lol:
karma for effort :lol:
Krandall: "peelz. I'll be real with you. As much as I hate on you for soccer, I really don't mind it"

Lady4Fiddy

#5
December 05, 2009, 07:40:10 PM
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on December 05, 2009, 02:11:22 PM
hilarious lady...but you lost the tune somewhere :lol:
karma for effort :lol:

You have to sing the tune and speed up words in certain places, keep singing it and you will get it! :lol:


And.... :sit:


:rofl:
Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me! >:D

preddy08

#6
December 05, 2009, 07:48:35 PM
Here's a Walden Fail version...   :lol:


Dashing through the sand
on 70 horse power quads.   :rev:

Down into the trails we go
Cause we're F :mad: cking idiots!   :loser:

Troy drives up a tree
the quad lands on his head  :slap:

Aaron pulls it off 
Troy does it again!   :bash:


(Chorus)   :cheers:
OH! Walden Fail, to much Ale   
Crown & Jager don't mix
We weren't ready for Gunz and Preddy
to lead us into the stix!


In the woods we are lost
my butt is starting to frost   :'(

Troys quad won't start
Shawn let's out a fart    :confused:

Aaron blows a fuse
I am not amused    :mad:

Gunz heads back to camp, to fetch a tow strap!    :clap:


(Chorus)   :cheers:
OH! Walden Fail, to much Ale
Crown & Jager don't mix
We weren't ready for Gunz and Preddy
to lead us into the stix!


On his way back
from fetching the tow strap

Gunz goes down a hill
taking quite a spill    :help:

His quad is stuck in a tree
He hears a cougar scream     :rolleyes:

He takes off running leaving a massive trail of Pee!   :rofl:


(Chorus)   :cheers:
OH! Walden Fail, to much Ale
Crown & Jager don't mix
We weren't ready for Gunz and Preddy
to lead us into the stix!


Now back in the woods
in the dark we all stood   :deadhorse:

From the tree comes a clatter
Everybody scatters    :run:

Shawn starts his bike  :rev:
Troy jumps up to fight   :box:

Oh look it's a scary asthmatic bear named Mike!   :thud:

Eh' Eh' Eh' Ehhhh'
Eh' Eh'  Eh' Eh' Ehhhhhh'
Eh' Eh' Eh' Eh' Eh'Eh'Eh' Eh' Eh' Eh' Eh' Eh' Eh'


Now its perfect!


Just a little 81hp trail bike.

Krandall

#7
December 06, 2009, 07:29:56 PM
omfg!!! AWESOME!


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Cowards die many times before their deaths The valiant never taste of death but once

Kamakazi

#8
December 06, 2009, 08:30:03 PM
el oh el preddy, this chorus is for those of us who have forgotten the rest of the words

Eh' Eh' Eh' Ehhhh'
Eh' Eh'  Eh' Eh' Ehhhhhh'
Eh' Eh' Eh' Eh' Eh'Eh'Eh' Eh' Eh' Eh' Eh' Eh' Eh'
98% of north americans that hit the ditch say "oh shit", the other 2% are from saskatchewan and say "hold my beer and watch this"


Peelz

#9
December 07, 2009, 07:10:06 AM
Quote from: Lady4Fiddy on December 05, 2009, 07:40:10 PM
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on December 05, 2009, 02:11:22 PM
hilarious lady...but you lost the tune somewhere :lol:
karma for effort :lol:

You have to sing the tune and speed up words in certain places, keep singing it and you will get it! :lol:


And.... :sit:


:rofl:


I gave you a karma so you :sit: :lol:
Krandall: "peelz. I'll be real with you. As much as I hate on you for soccer, I really don't mind it"

Krandall

#10
December 07, 2009, 08:17:21 AM



Barker brought the Beast.
    It was a nice and coool day
    Sharty humping trees
    Larm...... Heeeeeeeeeeeey! :gunny:
    Preddys drunk on crown...
    He's such a little whore
    Ryan crashed and has a frown
    I left with Ass not sore!

    Oh, Raptor bells, Mad Dog Smells
    Peels makes meth rocks.
    Kran forgot, swinger parts
    And Warren's dubbed "Sunset" HEY!


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Peelz

#11
December 07, 2009, 08:20:46 AM
Good one Krandall! :lol:
Krandall: "peelz. I'll be real with you. As much as I hate on you for soccer, I really don't mind it"

Gunz

#12
December 07, 2009, 09:55:42 AM
 :nod: :nod:


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Troy

#13
December 07, 2009, 10:33:02 AM Last Edit: December 07, 2009, 10:36:01 AM by troywcc
Went to ride big O'
with a scalper named Tonto
Phuckers goofy hybrid bike was the only one to blow!
Hefe's four fiftee
was as cute as it could be
when we weren't off riding quads I was dry humping Mikey!

Oh Raptor Source, Raptor source
what a good rally
Oklahoma has good dunes
how in the FERK can that beee?

Oklahoma boys are fast
but we still whipped that ass
Racinjason flagged some drag racing
giving Mikey a sore ass!

to be continued soon..

Colorado700R

#14
December 07, 2009, 10:38:21 AM
:rofl:

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