Gunny's thought of the day

Started by Gunz, December 01, 2009, 07:50:28 AM

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Peelz

Quote from: 4gunz4x4z on December 30, 2009, 08:44:31 AM
If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?

I write pseudophed and syringes off on my 1040. Business is business.
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Magz

Quote from: PeelsSE2 on December 30, 2009, 11:17:17 AM
Quote from: 4gunz4x4z on December 30, 2009, 08:44:31 AM
If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?

I write lube and butplugs off on my 1040. Business is business.

:confused:


preddy08

Quote from: maguilar496 on December 30, 2009, 11:37:29 AM
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on December 30, 2009, 11:17:17 AM
Quote from: 4gunz4x4z on December 30, 2009, 08:44:31 AM
If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?

I write lube and butplugs off on my 1040. Business is business.

:confused:

Alright, they quote change was kinda funny :lol:
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Magz



Peelz

Quote from: maguilar496 on December 30, 2009, 11:37:29 AM
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on December 30, 2009, 11:17:17 AM
Quote from: 4gunz4x4z on December 30, 2009, 08:44:31 AM
If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?

I write lube and butplugs off on my 1040. Business is business.

me too. Life sized preddy blow up doll as well, tax free.


stay outta my business! :lol:
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phucker

lol

yes they can, my friend is a cpa and he told me he has wrote them off for chicks before, and more than just strippers can do it.

disco

Hmmm... can truckers write off tickets and fines as expenses? 
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Gunz

Quote from: disco on December 31, 2009, 02:25:36 AM
Hmmm... can truckers write off tickets and fines as expenses? 

Yes absolutely, I write them off as legal expenses.


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Gunz

Do people in prison celebrate halloween....


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disco

Should atheists have to work on religious holidays?
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disco

Can a Jew or Muslim eat imitation bacon?
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disco

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Gunz

When there's two men who "get married", do they both go to the same bachelor party?

Preddy?


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preddy08

I asked you to go, but you refused :(
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