Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIII

[Lady4Fiddy]

Randy must be back .... I'm banned! 

[devious700rSE]

thats gay

[Spartan]

It's normal here

[exentix]

It's normal here

That's funny he hasn't banned me yet. Must not like you Nikki

[Spartan]

I think mini-hos got a special place in his heart...and in his britches

[Krandall]

Happy Friday suckas.

Work is busy today and flying by!!! WOOOOOOOOOT!

[Krandall]

1509    England's King Henry VIII married Catherine of Aragon.

1919    Sir Barton became horse racing's first Triple Crown winner by winning the Belmont Stakes.

1963    Gov. George Wallace confronted federal troops at the University of Alabama in an effort to defy a federal court order to allow two black students to enroll at the school.

1963    Buddhist monk Quang Duc immolated himself on a Saigon street to protest the government of South Vietnamese President Ngo Dinh Diem.

1977    Seattle Slew won the Belmont Stakes, capturing the Triple Crown.

1986    A divided Supreme Court struck down a Pennsylvania abortion law while reaffirming its 1973 decision establishing a constitutional right to abortion.

1987    British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher won a third consecutive term in office.

1990    The Supreme Court struck down a federal law prohibiting desecration of the American flag.

2001    Timothy McVeigh was executed by injection for the 1995 Oklahoma City bombing that killed 168 people.

2002    Rock musician Paul McCartney married Heather Mills in a remote Irish castle. (The couple divorced in 2008.)

2004    The nation bade farewell to former President Ronald Reagan at a state funeral in Washington, D.C. Hours later he was laid to rest in California.

2009    The World Health Organization declared the swine flu outbreak a pandemic.




Famous deaths:
1911 - James Curtis Hepburn, American missionary and linguist (b. 1815)
1912 - Leon Dierx, French poet (Amants), dies at 74
1913 - Machmud Shevket Pasha, Turks grand vizier, murdered
1914 - Adolf Friedrich V, Grand Duke of Mecklenburg-Strelitz (b. 1848)
1924 - Alexander F de Savornin Lohmann Jr, Dutch minister (CHU), dies at 87
1924 - Theodore Dubois, composer, dies at 86
1927 - William Attewell, cricket bowler (England in 10 Tests 1884-1891), dies
1929 - Gyula Andressy Jr, Hungarian minister of Foreign affairs, dies at 68
1930 - George Alexander, cricketer (two early Tests for Australia), dies
1930 - Henry Clay Folger Jr, CEO (Folger Shakespeare Library), dies at 72
1934 - Lev Vygotsky, Russian psychologist (b. 1896)
1936 - Robert E. Howard, American author (b. 1906)
1937 - R. J. (Reginald Joseph) Mitchell, British aircraft designer (b. 1895)
1941 - Daniel Carter Beard, founder of the Boy Scouts of America (b. 1850)
1943 - Sam[uel] de Vries, actor (Boefje, In Sobibor), dies at 50
1949 - Koci Xoxe, Albanian vice-premier, executed
1949 - Oton Zupanic, Slavs poet (Zimzelen pod snegom), dies at 71
1951 - Montagu Odd, cricket bat-maker (W G Grace), dies
1955 - Jacques Lemaigre-Dubreuil, French industrialist, murdered
1955 - Marcel Louis Auguste Samuel-Rousseau, composer, dies at 72
1955 - Walter Hampden, actor (Sabrina, 5 Fingers, Vagabond King), dies at 75
1956 - Corrado Alvaro, Italian writer (Poesie grigio-verdi), dies at 61
1956 - Ralph Morgan, actor (Creeper, Imposter, Jack London), dies at 73
1963 - Quang Duc, Buddhist monk, immolates himself on a street in Saigon
1965 - José Mendes Cabeçadas, 95th Prime Minister of Portugal and 9th President of Portugal (b. 1883)
1966 - Ethel Clayton, actress (Warning Shadows), dies at 82
1966 - Wallace Ford, actor (Deputy), dies of heart attack at 68
1967 - Billy Wells, Gong striker for Rank Films, dies at 79
1969 - John L Lewis, formed (Congress of Industrial Org), dies at 89
1970 - Aleksandr F Kerenski, Russian premier (1917), dies at 89
1970 - Camille Bombois, French circus wrestler/painter, dies at 87
1970 - Frank Laubach, Benton Pa, taught reading through phonetics, dies
1970 - Frank Silvera, Jamaican actor (High Chaparral), dies at 55
1970 - Earl Grant, American musician and singer (b. 1931)
1970 - William 'Billy Batts' Devino, American crime figure (b. 1921)
1974 - Julius Evola, Italian philosopher (b. 1898)
1974 - Eurico Gaspar Dutra, President of Brazil (b. 1883)
1975 - Floro Manuel Ugarte, composer, dies at 90
1976 - Jim Konstanty, American baseball player (b. 1917)
1979 - August Maes, Flemish actor/director (Farmer that Dies), dies at 85
1979 - John Wayne, actor (Green Berets, True Grit), dies at 72
1981 - Eppo Doeve, Dutch graphic artist/cartoonist/painter, dies at 73
1984 - Enrico Berlinguer, secr-general (CP) Italy, dies
1985 - Karen Ann Quinlan, comatose patient, dies in Morris Plains NJ at 31
1985 - Sapfo Notara, Greek actress (b. 1907)
1986 - Robert E Howard, sci-fi author (Conan the Conqueror), dies at 80
1986 - Chesley Bonestell, American-born engineer, architect, and artist (b. 1888)
1988 - Giuseppe Saragat, president of Italy (1964-71), dies at 89
1988 - Nathan Cook, actor (White Night), dies of an allergic reaction at 38
1990 - Clyde McCoy, jazz trumpeter (wah wah sound), dies at 86
1991 - Vlastimil Fisar, Czech actor/pres (Intl Actors Federation), dies
1992 - Marjorie Newell Robb, oldest living survivor of Titantic, dies at 103
1992 - Marlene Hazlett, entertainer, dies of cancer
1992 - Scotty Sachs, actor (Hanoi Hilton), dies of gunshot wounds at 39
1993 - Muriel C Bradbrook, English writer (Rise of Common Player), dies at 84
1993 - Ray Sharkey, actor (Wiseguy, No Mercy, Body Rock), dies of AIDs at 40
1994 - Christopher Collins, actor (True Identity), dies after illness at 44
1994 - Herbert Anderson, actor (Henry-Dennis The Menace), dies at 77
1994 - Jack Hannah, animator, dies at 90
1994 - Kitty Rosalind Muggeridge, author, dies at 90
1995 - Lovelace Watkins, singer, dies at 58
1995 - Luigi Innocenti, designer, dies at 71
1996 - Alan Weeks, British sports commentator, dies at 72
1996 - Brigitte Helm [Gisele Eve von Kuenheim], actress (Gloria), dies at 90
1996 - Kevin Meadows, gay rights activist, dies at 21
1996 - Lonne Elder, playwright/screenwriter, dies at 69
1996 - Ulysses Dove, dancer/choreographer, dies at 49
1997 - Thalassa Cruso, gardening expert (PBS), dies of Alzheimer's at 87
1998 - Catherine Cookson, British novelist (b. 1906)
1999 - DeForest Kelley, American actor (b. 1920)
2001 - Timothy McVeigh, American terrorist (by execution; b. 1968)
2001 - Amalia Mendoza, Mexican singer (b. 1923)
2003 - David Brinkley, American television reporter (b. 1920)
2004 - Egon von Furstenberg, Swiss fashion designer (b. 1946)
2004 - Xenophon Zolotas, Greek politician (b. 1904)
2005 - Vasco Gonçalves, Portuguese general (b. 1922)
2006 - Bruce Shand, father of Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall (b. 1917)
2006 - Michael Bartosh, computer expert and author (b. 1977)
2006 - Neroli Fairhall, New Zealand archer (b. 1944)
2007 - Imre Friedmann, American scientist (b. 1921)
2007 - Mala Powers, American film actress (b. 1931)
2008 - Võ Văn Kiệt, former prime minister of Vietnam (b. 1922)
2008 - Ove Andersson, Swedish rally driver (b. 1938)
2008 - Miroslav Dvořák, Czechoslovak ice hockey player (b. 1951)





Famous Birthdays:

1910 - Carmine Coppola, composer/conductor (Godfather II, Apocalypse Now)
1910 - Jacques-Yves Cousteau, France, oceanic explorer (Calypso)
1911 - Russ Hodges, Dayton Tn, sportscaster (Wednesday Night Fights)
1912 - Mukhtar Ashrafi, composer
1912 - William Baziotes, painter (abstract expressionist)
1913 - John Elliott Terry, managing director (National Film Finance Corp)
1913 - Revaz Kondrat'yevich Gabichvadze, composer
1913 - Vince Lombardi, NFL coach (Green Bay Packers)
1914 - Gerald Mohr, NYC, actor (Christopher-Foreign Intrigue)
1914 - Hendrik Berkhof, Dutch theologist (Church & Emperor)
1914 - Jack Mann, pilot/hostage
1915 - David Kindersley, font designer/cutter
1915 - Nicholas Metropolis, Greek-American mathematician, physicist and computer scientist (d. 1999)
1917 - James Bostock, painter/engraver
1917 - Joseph B. Wirthlin, LDS apostle
1918 - Nelson Mandela, President (South Africa)
1919 - Richard Todd, Ireland, actor (Dorian Gray, Assassin Yangtse Incident)
1920 - Bir Bikram Shah Deva Mahendra, King of Nepal (1955-72)
1920 - Hazel Scott, Trinidad, singer/pianist (Hazel Scott)
1920 - Irving Howe, US, writer/critic (World of Our Fathers)
1920 - Robert Hutton, Kingston NY, actor (Torture Garden, Rocket)
1921 - Beatrice "Fiet" van Ommeren-Samson, Suriname writer
1921 - Michael Meyer, UK, novelist/Ibsen translator (Hedda Gabler)
1922 - Erving Goffman, sociologist (presentation of self in everyday life)
1922 - John Bromfield, South Bend In, actor (Easy to Love)
1922 - Michael Cacoyannis, director (Zorba the Greek, Trojan Women)
1922 - Tony Charmoli, director/choreographer (Dinah Shore, Danny Kaye)
1923 - Gerard Vaughn, MP (Conservative)
1924 - Ed Farhat, American professional wrestler (d. 2003)
1925 - William Styron, Va, novelist (Confess of Nat Turner, Sophie's Choice)
1926 - Brother Dave Gardner, Novelty singer/comedian
1926 - Carlisle Floyd, Latta SC, composer (Slow Dusk)
1927 - Beryl Grey, prima ballerina
1927 - Eric St Eval Atkinson, cricketer (bro of Denis WI pace bowler 1958-59)
1927 - John Aspinall, owner (casino, zoos)
1927 - Josef Anton Reidl, composer
1927 - Marcus Fox, conservative MP/chairman (1922 Committee)
1928 - Fabiola de Mora y Aragon, Spanish Queen of Belgium
1928 - Gerard van Leijenhorst, Dutch undersecretary of the Interior (CDA)
1930 - Anatoli Fyodorovich Voronov, Russia, cosmonaut (Soyuz 12a backup)
1930 - Charles B Rangel, (Rep-D-NY, 1971- )
1931 - Lord Cameron of Lochbroom, lord advocate
1931 - Lucianna Paluzzi, Rome Italy, actress (Five Fingers, Thunderball)
1931 - Tab Hunter, NYC, actor (Tab Hunter Show)
1931 - Audrey Schuh, American soprano
1932 - Athol Fugard, Middleburg S Africa, anti-apartheid writer (Blood Knot)
1932 - Timothy Sainsbury, British minister of state
1933 - Jud Strunk, Jamestown NY, singer/comedian (Laugh-In)
1933 - Gene Wilder, American actor
1934 - Anthony Evans, British high court judge
1934 - Pookie Hudson, vocalist (Goodnite Sweetheart Goodnite-Spaniels)
1934 - Henrik, Prince Consort of Denmark
1935 - Gene Wilder, [Jerome Silbermann], Milwaukee, actor (Silver Streak)
1935 - Sheikh Fazalur Rehman, cricketer (played 1 Test Pakistan v WI 1958)
1936 - Chad Everett, South Bend In, actor (Medical Center, Airplane II)
1936 - George Bryan Ingham, artist
1936 - Jud Strunk, American musician and comedian (d. 1981)
1937 - Johnny Brown, St Petersburg Fla, comedian (Good Times, Leslie Uggams)
1937 - Robin Warren, Australian pathologist, recipient of the Nobel Prize for Physiology or Medicine
1939 - Barry George Barrington Porter, politician
1939 - Barry Porter, MP (Conservative)
1939 - Christina Crawford, author, Joan's daughter (Mommie Dearest)
1939 - Jackie Stewart, Scotland, driver/sports announcer (27 Grand Prix)
1939 - Rachel Heyhoe Flint, English cricket player/journalist
1939 - Wilma Burgess, country-pop singer
1939 - Bernard Purdie, American session drummer
1940 - Joey Dee, Passaic NJ, singer (Hey Let's Twist, 2 Tickets to Paris)
1942 - Somachandra De Silva, cricketer (Sri Lankan leg-spinner 1982-84)
1944 - Alan Horworth, MP
1944 - Barry Stevens, British/Neth, choreographer (Personals, Young Again)
1944 - James "Ox" D A van Hoften, Fresno Calif, astronaut (STS 11, STS 20)
1945 - Adrienne Barbeau, Sacramento Calif, actress (Maude, Swamp Thing)
1946 - Jenny Pittman, horse trainer
1946 - John Lawton, British rock singer (Uriah Heep)
1946 - Michael Wilkes, commander (UK Field Army)
1947 - Glenn Leonard, R&B singer (Temptations)
1947 - Henry Cisneros, first Hispanic to serve as mayor of a major U.S. city (San Antonio), later Secretary of Housing and Urban Development in the Clinton Administration
1947 - Laloo Prasad Yadav, Indian politician
1948 - Anthony Nelson, British Sec of Treasury
1948 - Skip Alan, [Alan Skipper], drummer (Them, Pretty Things)
1948 - Stephen Schnetzer, Boston Mass, actor (Cass Winthrop-Another World)
1949 - Frank Beard, rocker (ZZ Top-She Got Legs, Fandango)
1949 - George Willig, stuntman (climbed World Trade Center in 1977)
1949 - Tom Pryce, British racing driver (d. 1977)
1949 - Benjamin Vasserman, Estonian graphic artist
1950 - Debbie "Pokey" Watson, US, 200m backstroke swimmer (Olympic-gold-1968)
1950 - Lindsey de Paul, singer
1950 - Michael Swan, Palo Alto Calif, actor (Duncan-As The World Turns)
1951 - Collis King, cricketer (WI all-rounder late 70s)
1951 - Jan Fransen, Dutch MP (VVD)
1951 - Maren Seidler, Bkln NY, shot putter (Olympics-11th-1968)
1951 - Mark D Siljander, (Rep-R-MI, 1981- )
1951 - Mithra Wettimuny, cricketer (brother of Sidath 2 Tests for SL v NZ 1983)
1951 - Yasumasa Morimura, Japanese appropriation artist
1952 - Donnie Van Zant, rock vocalist (.38 Special)
1952 - Russell Hitchcock, Melbourne Australia, rock vocalist (Air Supply)
1953 - Peter Bergman, actor (All My Children, Starland Vocal Band)
1954 - Gary Fencik, NFL defensive back (Chicago Bears)
1954 - John Dyson, cricketer (NSW & Australian opening batsman)
1955 - Tony Allcock, bowler
1955 - Yuriy Sedykh, Soviet hammer thrower
1956 - Joe Montana, NFL quarterback (SF 49ers)
1957 - Bruce Plummer, Seattle Wash, Canadian Tour golfer (1994 West Coast)
1957 - Jamaaladeen Tacuma, American musician
1958 - Deborah Vidal, Ponce Puerto Rico, LPGA golfer (1994 Oldsmobile-19th)
1959 - Hugh Laurie, actor (Strapless)
1961 - Caroline Quentin, English actress
1961 - María Barranco, Spanish actress
1962 - Michael Kenny, WLAF offensive assistant (Scottish Claymores)
1962 - Erika Salumäe, Estonian cyclist, Olympian
1963 - Max Stevens, Millmeran QLD, Australasia golfer
1963 - Tommy Barnhardt, NFL punter (Carolina Panthers, GB Packers, TB Bucs)
1963 - Bruce Kimball, American diver
1963 - Sandra Schmirler, Canadian curler (d. 2000)
1964 - Kim Gallagher, Phila, 800m runner (Olympic-silver-1984)
1964 - Jean Alesi, French Formula One driver
1965 - Anthony Painter, Milton NSW, Australasia golfer
1965 - Giola Bruno, rocker (Expose)
1965 - Joe Cain, NFL linebacker (Chic Bears, Seattle Seahawks)
1965 - Manuel Uribe Garza, morbidly obese Mexican
1966 - Scott Mellanby, Montreal, NHL right wing (Florida Panthers)
1966 - Tiffany Cohen, Culver City Calif, swimmer (Olympic-2 gold-1984)
1967 - Clare Carey, actress (Kelly Fox Rosebrock-Coach)
1967 - John Doherty, pitcher
1967 - Mario Chitarroni, hockey forward (Team Italy 1998)
1968 - Staci Baldwin, Miss Washington USA (1996)
1969 - Johan Hansma, soccer player (SC Heerenveen)
1969 - Nancy Blogg, Swiss dancer (Josephine)
1969 - Peter Dinklage, American actor
1969 - Steven Drozd, American drummer
1969 - Matt McGrath, American actor
1970 - Brock Marion, NFL safety (Dallas Cowboys)
1970 - Roman Kontsek, hockey forward (Team Slovakia 1998)
1970 - William Selby, Monroeville MI, infielder (Boston Red Sox)
1970 - Chris Rice, singer/songwriter
1971 - Dion Foxx, NFL linebacker (Miami Dolphins)
1971 - Duane Dmytryshyn, CFL receiver (Toronto Argonauts)
1972 - Andrew Peterson, NFL tackle (Green Bay Packers, Carolina Panthers)
1972 - Joe O'Brien, WLAF defensive tackle (Scottish Claymores)
1973 - Lance Johnstone, defensive end (Oakland Raiders)
1973 - Robby Kiger, Encino Calif, actor (Josh Fox-Crazy Like a Fox)
1973 - Tony McKenzie, WLAF guard (London Monarchs)
1974 - Emilee Klein, Santa Monica CA, LPGA golfer (1995 SAFECO Classic-2nd)
1974 - Tanya Pogatchnik, Miss Montana USA (1996)
1974 - Tatiana Ignatieva, Minsk Belarus, tennis star (1994 Futures-Sopot POL)
1975 - Choi Ji Woo, South Korean actress and model
1975 - Thomas Bimis, Greek diver
1976 - Scott Guyton, Tokoroa NZ, cyclist (Olympics-96)
1976 - Tai Anderson, American musician (bass player for Third Day)
1977 - Geoff Ogilvy, Australian golfer
1977 - Ryan Dunn, American actor
1977 - Shane Meier, Canadian actor
1978 - Joshua Jackson, actor (Mighty Ducks)
1978 - Leah Sexton, Miss Missouri Teen USA (1996)
1978 - Ujjwala Raut, Indian supermodel
1980 - Yhency Brazoban, Dominican born baseball player
1981 - Emiliano Moretti, Italian footballer
1982 - Eldar Rønning, Norwegian cross-country skier
1982 - Johnny Candido, American professional wrestler
1982 - Joey Graham, American basketball player
1982 - Steven Graham, American basketball player
1982 - Diana Taurasi, American basketball player
1983 - José Reyes, Dominican baseball player
1983 - Chuck Hayes, American basketball player
1984 - Vagner Love, Brazilian footballer
1984 - Andy Lee, Irish Boxer
1985 - Anja Rubik, Polish supermodel
1985 - Chris Trousdale, American pop singer and dancer
1986 - Brighton Hertford, actress (BJ Jones-General Hospital)
1986 - Shia LaBeouf, American actor
1987 - TiA, Japanese R&B singer
1988 - Yui Aragaki, Japanese actress and model
1989 - Jeff Linton Osbourne, son of Jeffrey & Sheri
1994 - Ivana Baquero, Spanish actress

[Krandall]

So.. I revoked a guys mancard this AM....


Here was his options in the cafeteria..  the Grill... Eggs bacon sausage hashbrowns etc.... there was fresh fruit in the middle, or a breakfast pizza.


What does he go to... the smoothie section.. meat and breakfast pizza on both sides and he chooses a smoothie w/ whipped cream on top.


told him I'd take his mancard now.

[Lady4Fiddy]

So.. I revoked a guys mancard this AM....


Here was his options in the cafeteria..  the Grill... Eggs bacon sausage hashbrowns etc.... there was fresh fruit in the middle, or a breakfast pizza.


What does he go to... the smoothie section.. meat and breakfast pizza on both sides and he chooses a smoothie w/ whipped cream on top.


told him I'd take his mancard now.

Now when this incident took place were there mirror's on the cafeteria wall? Did that fellow look similar to you? Did you feel he dressed himself in your image?

[Krandall]

yea, I'm sure.

[Lady4Fiddy]

[Spartan]

Wreck count: 2

[devious700rSE]

what  :watchout:

[Sand84]

So.. I revoked a guys mancard this AM....


Here was his options in the cafeteria..  the Grill... Eggs bacon sausage hashbrowns etc.... there was fresh fruit in the middle, or a breakfast pizza.


What does he go to... the smoothie section.. meat and breakfast pizza on both sides and he chooses a smoothie w/ whipped cream on top.


told him I'd take his mancard now.

You talk about taking away mancard and type this later


Today at 06:52:53 PM] Krandall: woot, got approved from the financial advisor for a sound card. heading to the PC store!! 

[Today at 07:20:12 PM] preddy08: damn it randi. Grow a pair!



  Whose mancard is in the PURSE? 























































RANDY

[Krandall]