have fun with this

[UncleBeaner]

your welcome

http://omegle.com/


one of mine

You: whats your view on midgets?
Stranger: I wnat to punt them.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[UncleBeaner]

Stranger: (Omegle is legally obligated to inform you that you are communicating with a registered sex offender in the state of Alabama. Stranger cannot see this message. )
Stranger: hi b aby
You: hi?
Stranger: how you doin?
You: good
Stranger: cool
Stranger: horny?
You: hows alabama?
Stranger: Howd you know!?
Stranger: we're made for eachother
Stranger: remove your clothes
You: so what did you get poped for?
Stranger: what?
Stranger: asl
You: 14 f
Stranger: ERMAHGERD
Stranger: 15 f
Stranger: you didn't put location
Stranger: wanna meet?
You: your not telling the truth
You: sure
Stranger: yeah i am
Stranger: you don' know that
You: yes i do
You: i know everything
Stranger: no
Stranger: u don't man
Stranger: no
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[Krandall]

 

[Krandall]

Stranger: hi
You: Hola
Stranger: you are?
You: do you like marital abuse?
Stranger: just so so
You: Sometimes I just can't help myself. Looking at my wife with a black eye is hot
You: No?
You: Bruised and beat. That's how I like my women
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[Peelz]

 

[Temptation]

Stranger: hlp me plz
You: now what
Stranger: hlp me
You: help you with what
Stranger: my mumma is smkin daddie
Stranger: wit a wip, in de bum

[Temptation]

You: sup
Stranger: I spend too much time on reddit.
Stranger: How about you?
You: nope
Stranger: How do you discover crazy gems such as this?
You: with bread
Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: And birds?
Stranger: Or just bread?
You: no chickens
Stranger: Is that 0 chickens,
Stranger: or a sentence looking for a comma?
You: I am not in a comma
Stranger: Check you colon.
Stranger: There may be a chicken there.
Stranger: I've decided that strangers are over-rated.
Stranger: Many happy returns!
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Stranger: 你见过穿衣服的日本人么？
You: what

[Krandall]

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: why everyone isolate the chinese?
You: Because they are short and have squinty eyes....
You: Maybe if they'd open thier eyes and see the world....
You: Or I guess, English is a good start too...
Stranger: why i know every chinese r short and have squinty eyes?
Stranger: u
You: because I have seen them
You: How many chinese you know 6' and NON squinty eyes?
You: That's what I thought..
You: Well?
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[kdanderson5]

Stranger: knock knock
You: Whos there
Stranger: fire
You: fire who
Stranger: firewire :p
You: haha wow
Stranger: xD
You: whats worse then a pile of dead babies?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: dont know
You: the one in the middle trying to eat its way out
You: HA!

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[preddy08]

ERMAHGERD

You: Hi
Stranger: male or female
You: Both
Stranger: freakkkkkkkkkkkkk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Peelz]

Stranger: Yo home skillit!
You: Skillet? where da eggs
You: dis nucca is Hongry
Stranger: iN My fridge dawgg
Stranger: Not the browns dats mams fav.
You: Brown eggs?
Stranger: Eat da whites mann
You: yolks make you fat
Stranger: Who care dawgg
You: not fat fluffy
Stranger: Xactly.
You: I likez dem big Homie
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[kdanderson5]

I just had a convo with some "girl" from Poland. Actually kinda neat to talk to different type of people like that. I chatted with "her" for probably close to an hour and was not a smart ass dick once. Thats amazing for my track record 

[Peelz]

I just had a convo with some "girl" from Poland. Actually kinda neat to talk to different type of people like that. I chatted with "her" for probably close to an hour and was not a smart ass dick once. Thats amazing for my track record  

totally a dude from Kentucky. sorry to burst your bubble, zip back up before anyone sees you.

[Krandall]

 

:cockblock:

[Nick]

Stranger: Hi
You: who the FERK are you?
You: get over here
You: i'm gonna take a poop on you
Stranger: ok
Stranger: poop on my NOW
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