What have YOU done.. that No one else here has?

[kdanderson5]

Not sure.. But If I'm not the only one. I'm one of VERY few

My old job I worked for a wireless ISP. All of our broadcast points were on top of local cities water towers. But there was one that we were actually on a radio tower. I got to climb about 450' in the air. Held by my harnes only hanging from the tower stretched out (no hands) bolting up a new radio antenna. I could see roughly 30 miles in all directions I'll try finding them, but I have a few pictures from on top of a couple of the water towers we were on.

I had to do the same thing when I worked for a company called Signature Wireless in Des Moines. But instead of a water town, I had to do it on top of a grain elevator, and hang off the side of that. I was about 30 stories up and took a bunch of pictures too, but they are still on one of my old cell phones. I will try to find them this weekend and get them put on my micro sd card to stick them up on here.. It was a neat thing to get to do!

[unclesharty]

I made mac-n-cheese for a girl I was dating and she helped me finish the dish off with my special "man sauce"! Then she ate the whole damn thing!

I miss that girl..........sometimes!

[Krandall]

I made mac-n-cheese for a girl I was dating and she helped me finish the dish off with my special "man sauce"! Then she ate the whole damn thing!

I miss that girl..........sometimes!

Also made love to a freaking twiggy girl, anal on the first night.. Dirty.

[Lady4Fiddy]

I made mac-n-cheese for a girl I was dating and she helped me finish the dish off with my special "man sauce"! Then she ate the whole damn thing!

I miss that girl..........sometimes!

Salty Mac N Cheese!

[unclesharty]

I made mac-n-cheese for a girl I was dating and she helped me finish the dish off with my special "man sauce"! Then she ate the whole damn thing!

I miss that girl..........sometimes!

Salty Mac N Cheese!

So I heard!

[Hefe]

it figures a thread like this would bring Sharty outta the woodwork!

[Gunz]

We have high winds and tornadoes on a daily basis and they knock fences down in my neighborhood constantly. My fence has been knocked down more times then I can count. I'm always the one digging up the broken post and replacing the panels. My surrounding neighbors don't do shit about it, EVER. Well last year a couple of panels blew down on the backside which made a direct view from my patio to the neighbors patio. I figured I would wait around and see if they would take some initiative and fix it. A few weeks go by and still nothing. So FERK this, one morning I have enough. I grab a cup of coffee, tear off my boxers, and go out back. I walked around  the back yard full nude with a cup of coffee in my hand for about 15 minutes, ya know, pulling weeds and stuff. After the nice little walk around the yard, I turn some music on to the patio and sit my ass in a chair for about another 30 minutes or so, getting up every now and then to stretch. Anyhow, long story short a couple of days later after I get home from work the fence was fixed. That was the first time any of my adjoining neighbors had fixed any of the fence for as long as I lived here. What makes the story so sweet is the fact I"m a fat guy with a pointer and a mohawk ass crack.

[Alkire193]

Used the thermal imager to stare through the clothes of the ring girls from UFC while we were in Afghanistan. VCR was on so we could watch it again and again.

[Peelz]

We have high winds and tornadoes on a daily basis and they knock fences down in my neighborhood constantly. My fence has been knocked down more times then I can count. I'm always the one digging up the broken post and replacing the panels. My surrounding neighbors don't do shit about it, EVER. Well last year a couple of panels blew down on the backside which made a direct view from my patio to the neighbors patio. I figured I would wait around and see if they would take some initiative and fix it. A few weeks go by and still nothing. So FERK this, one morning I have enough. I grab a cup of coffee, tear off my boxers, and go out back. I walked around  the back yard full nude with a cup of coffee in my hand for about 15 minutes, ya know, pulling weeds and stuff. After the nice little walk around the yard, I turn some music on to the patio and sit my ass in a chair for about another 30 minutes or so, getting up every now and then to stretch. Anyhow, long story short a couple of days later after I get home from work the fence was fixed. That was the first time any of my adjoining neighbors had fixed any of the fence for as long as I lived here. What makes the story so sweet is the fact I"m a fat guy with a pointer and a mohawk ass crack.

mohawk ass crack. Dare I ask? 

If you were preddy's neighbor......there would still be no fence. Just some bleachers baby! 

[Hefe]

ohhh.. those poor neighbors!

[Peelz]

ohhh.. those poor LUCKY neighbors!

error fixed.

[Danny T]

i peed while shitting, like at the same exact time... THAT SHIT IS HARD TO DO!

[disco]

Wrote my name in piss in the street in front of the house one night.  Thirteen letters and wrote them big.     I really had to go.

[Peelz]

wow, just wow. Pissing and shitting seems to be the best you geeks can come up with. I am sure we have better stories than that. 

[kdanderson5]

I had sex in a pool while her little brother was in there swimming with us. It was just one of them above ground pool things. I couldn't stop laughing. Felt bad for the kid but it was SOOOOO worth it!