Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume IV

[Krandall]

ah i dunno about that man. i wouldnt risk any kinda disease for any piece of ass

well shes 14 i doubt shes been around the block very much.

You ever watch Maury Povich? I'm 16 and I've slept with 80+ guys kinda stories

[who else but rk]

i have friends like that man. ive passed on the ass before cause i didnt have a jimmy. also i dont feel like loosin it to a ho.

[RR34]

ah hell man you never know with kids today. i have beeen around some of my little cousins friends that already out facking and there in the 7th grade. them horny little bastards

well im am fuckin putting in that bitch one way or the other. i NEEED this. who knows maybe ill stop and get some rubba

[who else but rk]

rubbas are worth it

[Krandall]

Better safe than sorry man....

Some of that stuff is Life long.... Not worth it man...

[RR34]

RK u be burning rubba right into the curb. im gonna feel weird as FERK buying those. :'(

[Krandall]

since we're on the sex subject.. question....


How are babies made?



j/k


If a girl has a cold sore is that contagious to a weiner?

the woman says yes, but I'm not sure...



I remember the first time I bought a box. the cashier (an older lady.. mid 40's) said.. "Have a good night" and I laughed.. and she was like... "uhh.. I mean..." and I interupted and said, oh.. I will

[BRAD]

since we're on the sex subject.. question....


How are babies made?



j/k


If a girl has a cold sore is that contagious to a weiner?

the woman says yes, but I'm not sure...



I remember the first time I bought a box. the cashier (an older lady.. mid 40's) said.. "Have a good night" and I laughed.. and she was like... "uhh.. I mean..." and I interupted and said, oh.. I will

dude i have never bought rubbers. i always steal them from my cousins and uncles

[RR34]

since we're on the sex subject.. question....


How are babies made?



j/k


If a girl has a cold sore is that contagious to a weiner?

the woman says yes, but I'm not sure...



I remember the first time I bought a box. the cashier (an older lady.. mid 40's) said.. "Have a good night" and I laughed.. and she was like... "uhh.. I mean..." and I interupted and said, oh.. I will

lol. im afraid the cashier will remember and ill be in the store one day with my dad. and shell say something like "no condoms for you today" or "arent you forgetting something"

[BRAD]

goto some out of the way gas station and buy a box.

[Krandall]

just go to a wallgreens or something and check out at the pharmacy. people do it more than you think...

[BRAD]

just go to a wallgreens or something and check out at the pharmacy. people do it more than you think...

true i stand behind folks all the time buyin them. its funny cause the people that buy them are the folks you think would never need them

[RR34]

i should buy magnums and freak out the cashier. but idk what size or brand to get.

[who else but rk]

RK u be burning rubba right into the curb. im gonna feel weird as FERK buying those. :'(

dude i had to go with my bro the first time he bought em 

[Krandall]

Can't go wrong with Trojan or Durex. After that, it's all in what you want.. there's a million kinds, doesn't really matter though.