Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume IV

[RR34]

DTF? dyin to f*** you? go for it little man. every piece of ass counts

i meant down to f*** but meh same thing. its a weird story how it happened. basically, my buddy fucked her friend the other day and they are hanging out tomorrow and her friend is gonna be there and me and my buddy are spending the night at their house and she said shed f*** me. so im game

[Krandall]

When do u go back to work krandall?

I was supposed to tomorrow, but I'm not ready, so Monday is my next day back

[BRAD]

DTF? dyin to f*** you? go for it little man. every piece of ass counts

i meant down to f*** but meh same thing. its a weird story how it happened. basically, my buddy fucked her friend the other day and they are hanging out tomorrow and her friend is gonna be there and me and my buddy are spending the night at their house and she said shed f*** me. so im game

lol. its been abit since i heard that DTF stuff. so how old are all yuns that facking tomorrow night?

[RR34]

me and my bud are 15. the girl im hittin is 14. the one hes hittin idk  her.

[BRAD]

damn dude yalls startin young nowadays

[RR34]

damn dude yalls startin young nowadays

just a select few. i just got lucky that my buddy hooked me up. well ill find out if shes 4 real tomorrow. if so tomorrow will possibly be the best day of my summer. im getting my guitar tomorrow. and pussy would just be icing on the cake.

[BRAD]

the hell with the guitar if your gettin layed.

[RR34]

the hell with the guitar if your gettin layed.

yea the getting layed is what im stoked about the most. but the guitar i know im getting for sure. im still not sure about the pussy. but i heard the words come from her mouth so....

[Krandall]

hahahahhaahhahahha,


hope it doens't end up your ween burning when you pee

[BRAD]

hahahahhaahhahahha,


hope it doens't end up your ween burning when you pee

haha i can hear him saturday bitchin about the burnin sensation

[RR34]

hahahahhaahhahahha,


hope it doens't end up your ween burning when you pee

haha i can hear him saturday bitchin about the burnin sensation

shit it will be worth it if i get the gonz or something closely related.

[BRAD]

ah i dunno about that man. i wouldnt risk any kinda disease for any piece of ass

[who else but rk]

hahahahhaahhahahha,


hope it doens't end up your ween burning when you pee

greatest thing thing about head  :grin_nod:

[RR34]

ah i dunno about that man. i wouldnt risk any kinda disease for any piece of ass

well shes 14 i doubt shes been around the block very much.

[BRAD]

ah hell man you never know with kids today. i have beeen around some of my little cousins friends that already out facking and there in the 7th grade. them horny little bastards