Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume IV

[kyledvor61]

peace out krandall

U never piss a girl off when u have to sleep next to her. Or u will end up with half a penis. 

:'( :'( :'(

U are never gona get to lay in a bed long enough with a girl for that to happen to kyle.

nah she wont be able to cut through my penis, its too thick :grin_nod: :grin_nod:

[socalrappy700]

Socal checking in.

[Flynbyu]

Today in history...

Jun 16 1750 BC

King Hammurabi dies in Babylon, and is succeeded by his son Samsu-iluna.

Jun 16 1948

In the first skyjacking of a commercial plane, three armed men storm the cockpit of the Miss Macao, a passenger seaplane operated by Cathay Pacific airline. When the pilot refuses to turn over the controls, he is shot dead and the plane crashes into the ocean. The only survivor among the 27 people on board is the leader of the terrorists.

Jun 16 1958

Imre Nagy, once prime minister of Hungary for all of ten days, is executed by the Soviet Union for attempting to withdraw his country from the Warsaw Pact.

Jun 16 1959

While entertaining friends at his home, George Reeves, who played the title character in the original Superman TV series, goes upstairs to his bedroom and commits suicide with a 9mm German Luger.

Jun 16 1960

Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho opens in New York.

Jun 16 1976

15,000 schoolchildren take to the streets of Soweto to protest South Africa's adoption of bilingual instruction in the Afrikaans language. The nonviolent march ends abruptly when police and soldiers open fire on the crowd, killing 600 and igniting days of rioting throughout the region.

Jun 16 1999

The founder of the United Kingdom's Monster Raving Loony Party, one Screaming Lord Sutch (real name David Edward Sutch, 3rd Earl of Harrow), is found hanged at his late mother's residence. Sutch was the longest lasting party leader in the UK at the time of his death, ruled a suicide. One of the Loony Party planks was to ask rhetorically, "Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?"

Birthdays today...
1139 - Emperor Konoe of Japan (d. 1155)
1332 - Isabella de Coucy, English princess (d. 1382)
1514 - John Cheke, English classical scholar (d. 1557)
1583 - Axel Oxenstierna, Swedish statesman (d. 1654)
1591 - Joseph Solomon Delmedigo, Italian physician, mathematician, and music theorist (d. 1655)
1606 - Arthur Chichester, 1st Earl of Donegall, Irish soldier (d. 1675)
1612 - Murad IV, Ottoman Sultan (d. 1640)
1613 - John Cleveland, English poet (d. 1658)
1633 - Jean de Thévenot, French traveler and scientist (d. 1667)
1644 - Henrietta Anne Stuart, Princess of Scotland, England and Ireland and Duchess of Orléans (d. 1670)
1713 - Meshech Weare, Governor of New Hampshire (d. 1786)
1723 - Adam Smith, Scottish philosopher and economist (d. 1790)
1738 - Mary Katharine Goddard, American printer and publisher (d. 1816)
1754 - Salawat Yulayev, Bashkir national hero, poet (d. 1800)
1792 - John Linnell, English artist (d. 1882)
1792 - Sir Thomas Mitchell, Australian explorer (d. 1855)
1801 - Julius Plücker, German mathematician and physicist (d. 1868)
1806 - Edward Davy, English physician, chemist, and inventor (d. 1885)
1813 - Otto Jahn, German archaeologist (d. 1869)
1820 - Athanase Coquerel, French Protestant preacher (d. 1875)
1826 - Constantin von Ettingshausen, Austrian geologist and botanist (d. 1897)
1829 - Geronimo, Apache leader (d. 1909)
1836 - Wesley Merritt, American soldier (d. 1910)
1837 - Ernst Laas, German philosopher (d. 1885)
1838 - Cushman Davis, American politician (d. 1900)
1840 - Ernst Otto Schlick, German engineer (d. 1913)
1858 - King Gustaf V of Sweden (d. 1950)
1874 - Arthur Meighen, ninth Prime Minister of Canada (d. 1960)
1880 - Otto Eisenschiml, Austrian-American chemist and historian (d. 1963)
1888 - Alexander Alexandrovich Friedman, Russian physicist (d. 1925)
1888 - Peter Stoner, American mathematician and astronomer (d. 1980)
1890 - Stan Laurel, British-born actor and comedian (d. 1965)
1894 - Norman Kerry, American actor (d. 1956)
1896 - Murray Leinster, American author (d. 1976)
1897 - Elaine Hammerstein, American actress (d. 1948)
1897 - Georg Wittig, German chemist, Nobel laureate (d. 1987)
1902 - Barbara McClintock, American geneticist, Nobel laureate (d. 1992)
1902 - George Gaylord Simpson, American paleontologist (d. 1984)
1903 - Helen Traubel, American soprano (d. 1972)
1903 - Huldreich Georg Früh, Swiss composer (d. 1945)
1907 - Jack Albertson, American actor (d. 1981)
1909 - Archie Fairley Carr, biologist (d. 1987)
1910 - Juan Velasco, President of Peru (d. 1977)
1912 - Enoch Powell, British politician (d. 1998)
1915 - John Tukey, American statistician (d. 2000)
1916 - Hank Luisetti, American basketball player (d. 2002)
1917 - Katherine Graham, American publisher (d. 2001)
1917 - Aurelio Lampredi, Italian mechanical engineer (Ferrari; d. 1989)
1917 - Irving Penn, American photographer
1920 - John Howard Griffin, American writer (d. 1980)
1920 - Raymond U. Lemieux, Canadian scientist (d. 2002)
1920 - José López Portillo, President of Mexico (d. 2004)
1923 - Ron Flockhart, Scottish racing driver (d. 1962)
1924 - Faith Domergue, American actor (d. 1999)
1927 - Tom Graveney, English cricketer
1927 - Herbert Lichtenfeld, German author and playwright (d. 2001)
1929 - Ramon Bieri, American actor (d. 2001)
1930 - Vilmos Zsigmond, Hungarian/American cinematographer
1934 - Dame Eileen Atkins, English actress
1934 - Roger Neilson, Canadian ice hockey coach (d. 2003)
1934 - William Forsyth Sharpe, American economist, Nobel laureate
1934 - Elvira Vinogradova, Russian TV persona
1935 - Jim Dine, American artist
1937 - Erich Segal, American author
1937 - Simeon Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tsar of Bulgaria
1938 - James Bolam, English actor
1938 - Joyce Carol Oates, American novelist
1938 - Torgny Lindgren, Swedish writer
1939 - Billy Crash Craddock, American country singer
1940 - Neil Goldschmidt, Governor of Oregon
1941 - Aldrich Ames, CIA officer and spy for the Soviet Union
1941 - Lamont Dozier, American record company executive
1941 - Mumtaz Hamid Rao, Pakistani journalist
1942 - Giacomo Agostini, Italian motorcyclist
1942 - Eddie Levert, American singer (The O'Jays)
1943 - Joan Van Ark, American actress
1945 - Claire Alexander, Canadian ice hockey player
1945 - Lucienne Robillard, Canadian politician
1946 - Jodi Rell, American politician, governor of Connecticut
1946 - Derek Sanderson, Canadian ice hockey player
1947 - -minu, Swiss columnist and writer
1948 - Ron LeFlore, American baseball player
1949 - Paulo César, Brazilian footballer
1951 - Roberto Durán, Panamanian boxer
1952 - George Papandreou, junior, Greek politician
1952 - Gino Vannelli, Canadian singer and songwriter
1953 - Ian Mosley, British drummer (Marillion)
1953 - Valerie Mahaffey, American actress
1955 - Laurie Metcalf, American actress
1958 - Jóhannes Helgason, Icelandic guitarist (Þeyr)
1958 - Ulrike Tauber, East German swimmer
1959 - Warrior, American professional wrestler
1960 - Peter Sterling, Australian rugby league footballer
1961 - Steve Larmer, Canadian ice hockey player
1962 - Wally Joyner, American baseball player
1962 - Femi Kuti, Nigerian Afrobeat Musician
1962 - Arnold Vosloo, South African actor
1962 - Anthony Wong Yiu Ming, Hong Kong composer and producer
1963 - Jim Fullington, American professional wrestler
1963 - Scott Alexander, American screenwriter
1966 - Adrienne Shelly, American actress, director and screenwriter (d. 2006)
1966 - Jan Železný, Czech athlete
1967 - John Franklin, American actor
1969 - Mark Crossley, Welsh footballer
1970 - Clifton Collins Jr., American actor
1970 - Cobi Jones, American soccer player
1970 - Phil Mickelson, American golfer
1971 - Derek R. Audette, Canadian artist and poet
1971 - Chris Gomez, American baseball player
1971 - Tupac Shakur, American rapper (d. 1996)
1972 - John Cho, Korean-American actor
1972 - Simon Khan, English golfer
1972 - Ann Shoket, American magazine editor
1973 - Nikos Machlas, Greek footballer
1976 - Edwin Tenorio, Ecuadorian footballer
1977 - Kerry Wood, American baseball player
1978 - Daniel Brühl, German actor
1978 - Dainius Zubrus, Lithuanian ice hockey player
1978 - Jasmine Leong, Chinese Malaysian singer
1979 - Lyndsey Marshal, British film/stage/television actress
1980 - Nehir Erdoğan, Turkish actress
1980 - Brad Gushue, Canadian curler
1980 - Martin Stranzl, Austrian footballer
1980 - Joey Yung, Hong Kong singer
1980 - Daré Nibombé, Togolese footballer
1981 - Benjamin Becker, German tennis player
1981 - Kevin Bieksa, Canadian ice hockey player
1981 - Ben Kweller, American singer/songwriter
1981 - Miguel Villalta, Peruvian Footballer
1982 - May Andersen, Danish supermodel
1982 - Matt Costa, American singer/songwriter
1982 - Missy Peregrym, Canadian actress
1982 - Chris Wingert, American soccer player
1983 - Armend Dallku, Albanian footballer
1984 - Steven Whittaker, Scottish Footballer
1984 - Rick Nash, Canadian ice hockey player
1986 - Urby Emanuelson, Dutch footballer
1986 - Farhad Reza, Bangladeshi Cricketer
1986 - Rodrigo Defendi, Brazilian footballer
1986 - Robert Rothbart, Bosnian-Israeli Basketball Player
1986 - Fernando Muslera, Uruguayan footballer
1987 - Diana DeGarmo, American singer
1987 - Per Ciljan Skjelbred, Norwegian footballer
1988 - Keshia Chante, Canadian singer
1988 - Leeland Dayton Mooring, American musician (Leeland)

Famous deaths...
1216 - Pope Innocent III
1397 - Philip of Artois, Count of Eu, French soldier (b. 1358)
1468 - Jean Le Fevre, Burgundian chronicler (b. ca. 1395)
1622 - Alexander Seton, 1st Earl of Dunfermline, Chancellor of Scotland (b. 1555)
1623 - Christian, Duke of Brunswick-Lüneburg-Wolfenbüttel, German Protestant military leader (b. 1599)
1666 - Richard Fanshawe, English poet, translator, and diplomat (b. 1608)
1671 - Stenka Razin, Cossack rebel leader (executed)
1707 - Marie d'Orleans-Longueville, Duchess de Nemours, sovereign princess of Neuchâtel and writer (b. 1625)
1722 - John Churchill, 1st Duke of Marlborough, English general (b. 1650)
1749 - Johann Baptista Ruffini, Italian trader (b. 1672)
1752 - Giulio Alberoni, Spanish cardinal (b. 1664)
1752 - Joseph Butler, English philosopher (b. 1692)
1777 - Jean-Baptiste-Louis Gresset, French poet and dramatist (b. 1709)
1778 - Konrad Ekhof, German actor (b. 1720)
1779 - Sir Francis Bernard, Governor of New Jersey and Massachusetts (b. 1712)
1792 - Benjamin Tupper, Continental Army officer, and pioneer to the Ohio Country (b. 1738)
1804 - Johann Adam Hiller, German composer (b. 1728)
1824 - Charles-François Lebrun, duc de Plaisance, Third Consul of France (b. 1739)
1849 - Wilhelm Martin Leberecht de Wette, German theologian (b. 1780)
1850 - William Lawson explorer of New South Wales, Australia (b. 1774)
1855 - John Gorrie, American physician (b. 1803)
1858 - John Snow, English epidemiologist (b. 1813)
1866 - Joseph Méry French poet (b. 1798)
1869 - Charles Sturt, English explorer (b. 1795)
1872 - Norman MacLeod, Scottish clergyman (b. 1812)
1878 - Crawford Long, American physician (b. 1815)
1881 - Marie Laveau, American Voodoo practitioner (b. 1801)
1881 - Sir Josiah Mason, English manufacturer (b. 1795)
1885 - Wilhelm Camphausen, German painter (b. 1818)
1902 - Ernst Schröder, German mathematician (b. 1841)
1925 - Chittaranjan Das, Indian patriot and freedom fighter (b. 1870)
1925 - Emmett Hardy, American musician (b. 1903)
1928 - Dr. Mark Keppel, County Superintendent of Los Angeles County Schools from 1902-1928 (b. 1867)
1929 - Bramwell Booth, the 2nd General of The Salvation Army (b. 1856)
1930 - Ezra Fitch, Abercrombie & Fitch founder (b. 1866)
1930 - Elmer Ambrose Sperry, American inventor (b. 1860)
1939 - Chick Webb, American jazz drummer and big band leader (b. 1905)
1940 - DuBose Heyward, American writer (b. 1885)
1944 - Marc Bloch, French historian (executed) (b. 1886)
1952 - Andrew Lawson, Scottish-American geologist, first to map the entire San Andreas Fault (b. 1861)
1953 - Margaret Bondfield, English politician and feminist (b. 1873)
1955 - Ozias Leduc, Quebec painter (b. 1864)
1958 - Imre Nagy, Prime Minister of Hungary (b. 1895)
1959 - George Reeves, American actor (b. 1914)
1961 - Marcel Junod, Swiss physician (b. 1904)
1969 - Harold Alexander, British military commander (b. 1891)
1970 - Heino Eller, Estonian composer (b. 1887)
1970 - Brian Piccolo, American football player (b. 1943)
1971 - Lord Reith, British broadcast executive (b. 1889)
1977 - Wernher von Braun, German-born rocket scientist (b. 1912)
1979 - Ignatius Kutu Acheamphong, Ghanaian dictator (b. 1931)
1979 - Nicholas Ray, American film director (b. 1911)
1981 - Jule Gregory Charney, American meteorologist (b. 1917)
1982 - James Honeyman-Scott, English guitarist and songwriter (The Pretenders) (b. 1956)
1984 - Lew Andreas, American basketball coach (b. 1895)
1986 - Maurice Duruflé, French composer and organist (b. 1902)
1988 - Miguel Piñero, Puerto Rican playwright, actor, and co-founder of the Nuyorican Poets Cafe. (b. 1946)
1990 - Megan Leigh, American porn star (b. 1964)
1993 - Lindsay Hassett, Australian cricketer (b. 1913)
1994 - Kristen Pfaff, American bass guitarist (Hole) (b. 1967)
1996 - Mel Allen, American baseball announcer (b. 1913)
1996 - Curt Swan, American comic book artist (b. 1920)
1999 - David Edward Sutch, British musician (b. 1940)
2000 - Empress Kōjun of Japan (b. 1903)
2003 - Pierre Bourgault, French Canadian politician (b. 1934)
2003 - Georg Henrik von Wright, Finnish-Swedish philosopher (b. 1916)
2004 - Thanom Kittikachorn, Prime Minister of Thailand (b. 1912)
2005 - Enrique Laguerre, Puerto Rican writer (b. 1906)
2006 - Igor Śmiałowski, Polish actor (b. 1917)
2006 - Alireza Shapour Shahbazi, Iranian archaeologist, (b. 1942)
2007 - Grand Ayatollah Fazel Lankarani, (b. 1931)
2007 - Mikhail Kononov, Soviet actor (b. 1940)

Holidays and observances
South Africa - Youth Day.
Bloomsday in Dublin

Have a great Monday.

~Brian

[socalrappy700]

Jun 16 1948

In the first skyjacking of a commercial plane, three armed men storm the cockpit of the Miss Macao, a passenger seaplane operated by Cathay Pacific airline. When the pilot refuses to turn over the controls, he is shot dead and the plane crashes into the ocean. The only survivor among the 27 people on board is the leader of the terrorists.

Karma failed us there.

[Flynbyu]

Time to head west.

Later.

~Brian

[Peelz]

hallo, fellers. Got called into work early for repairs. ....eyelids are heavy. Was sandbagging last night (on my birthday, even).  Adding an extra 2 ft to the wall in front of the post office for Dad. Mississippi to crest wednesday. Compensated with free beer, so I am hurtin today. :grin_nod:

[socalrappy700]

hallo, fellers. Got called into work early for repairs. ....eyelids are heavy. Was sandbagging last night (on my birthday, even).  Adding an extra 2 ft to the wall in front of the post office for Dad. Mississippi to crest wednesday. Compensated with free beer, so I am hurtin today. :grin_nod:

Things getting any better over there yet?

[RR34]

word

[Krandall]

Jun 16 1959

While entertaining friends at his home, George Reeves, who played the title character in the original Superman TV series, goes upstairs to his bedroom and commits suicide with a 9mm German Luger.


Boy... He's not a very good party host...

[socalrappy700]

Jun 16 1959

While entertaining friends at his home, George Reeves, who played the title character in the original Superman TV series, goes upstairs to his bedroom and commits suicide with a 9mm German Luger.


Boy... He's not a very good party host...

If I was an actor there is no way I would want to act as superman....talk about cursed.

[preddy08]

That takes tallent to do that with a old school luger. That gun is like 4 feet long.

Kinda Ironic that during that time in US history, an American Icon kills himself with a German gun.

[who else but rk]

Jun 16 1959

While entertaining friends at his home, George Reeves, who played the title character in the original Superman TV series, goes upstairs to his bedroom and commits suicide with a 9mm German Luger.


Boy... He's not a very good party host...

[socalrappy700]

That takes tallent to do that with a old school luger. That gun is like 4 feet long.

Kinda Ironic that during that time in US history, an American Icon kills himself with a German gun.

It was a luger pistol.

[preddy08]

That takes tallent to do that with a old school luger. That gun is like 4 feet long.

Kinda Ironic that during that time in US history, an American Icon kills himself with a German gun.

It was a luger pistol.

Damn, I was thinking of their rifle.

[socalrappy700]

That takes tallent to do that with a old school luger. That gun is like 4 feet long.

Kinda Ironic that during that time in US history, an American Icon kills himself with a German gun.

It was a luger pistol.

Damn, I was thinking of their rifle.

yeah, that would take skill.