So I got pulled over by a douche bag cop.

[Gunz]

Did I mention he was a douche bag?

I jumped on to the interstate and merged in with way light traffic. Eventually got behind a OKCPD Douche bag, was hanging with at about 70mph in a 65mph zone. Stayed behind him at about 3 links. No biggie, we go about 3-4 miles and he starts slowing down slightly, just enough for me to either kick off the cruise or get over. I choose to get over. At about the same time we are approaching the 70mph zone. Its approximately 1/4 mile away. As soon as I get right beside him we are passing the 70mph zone, he hits his brakes hard and jumps on my ass. So I pull over, roll my window down, he walks up with a dick in his mouth, and asks me for my license and insurance. I go to give him my license, Concealed Weapons permit, license, and as I do I ask him why I'm being pulled over. He pulls the cock out of his mouth and says I was speeding, I says "I thought the speed limit was 70mph at Morgan Rd.", which was a mile behind us. He says "Yeah, but you passed me and thats speeding." I looked at him as he put a big dick back in his mouth with a dumb founded expression on my face. I say's "So your pulling me over for doing 70 in a 70?" and while Im asking him this he looks at my concealed permit and pulls the lollipop cock out of his mouth and says "Do you have a gun on you?" "Yeah" "(choking on cum) Where at?" "In my door." "Is it loaded?" "yeah and there is a round in the chamber." He pops his cum swollen head in my door and looks at the gun. Looks back at me and says "Word to the wise, don't pass a cop." I stared at him again as if I were a deer in headlights. He pulled the dick out of his ass and inserted it back into his mouth and walked off. My wife and I looked at each and were like WTF? 


Here ya go -------------->>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjMLZuuXDRQ

[Krandall]

 

[preddy08]

What no pictures?  I bet he did'nt have as sweet of a hat as the copper in Mi.

[700rSE]

haha that sounds f*ckin hilarious!!!(the parts that have to do with the cop having a big dick in his mouth and gaging on cum haha)

[disco]

"Do you have a gun on you?"

"Yeah"

"Is it loaded?"

"yeah and there is a round in the chamber."    Of  ing course. Do you think I completed a safety course, range time, federal and state background check and submitted prints and photo ID so I could cruise around with an unloaded gun? 

At least you didn't get a ticket right?

[Peelz]

What no pictures?  I bet he did'nt have as sweet of a hat as the copper in Mi.

word, those were smokin' 

[Gunz]

"Do you have a gun on you?"

"Yeah"

"Is it loaded?"

"yeah and there is a round in the chamber."    Of  ing course. Do you think I completed a safety course, range time, federal and state background check and submitted prints and photo ID so I could cruise around with an unloaded gun? 

At least you didn't get a ticket right?

No ticket. No warning. No nothing! The only thing I did wrong was not doing anything wrong. He musta thought I was a dick burglar and had a bag-o-dicks that he could swipe from me.

[Krandall]

good thing preddy wasn't with ya. He'd have jumped you to for sure!

[exentix]

haha sounds like he had nothing better to do than pull you over 

i plan on being a cop, but i do hate how some of them act lol... i think the authority gets to their heads 

[Livingmylife93]

haha sounds like he had nothing better to do than pull you over 

i plan on being a cop, but i do hate how some of them act lol... i think the authority gets to their heads 

I hate cops. The last cop i "was involved with" almost hit me while i was running from his friend on my raptor.

[exentix]

haha he was too slow tho right?

[Gunz]

haha sounds like he had nothing better to do than pull you over 

i plan on being a cop, but i do hate how some of them act lol... i think the authority gets to their heads 

Me too. I want to be Highway Patrolman, hopefully if it happens I won't start wanting to put dick in my mouth.

[disco]

I was going to be a cop but then a job I bid on at work came through so I'm still here and not a cop.  That was about four years ago.

I've run into some cool cops and some not-so-cool cops.  I guess it's a power trip with some.  I got hung up waiting on an accident to clear one night so I got out of the truck and started BS'ing with the cops that showed up behind me to close the road.  Totally normal down to earth guys.  We were making fun of people, telling bad jokes and having a blast.

[Peelz]

To quote Socal about the cop who made my 1 year old cry:

"Maybe if I was born with my umbilical cord wrapped around my neck, I could be a cop too" 

[Krandall]

To quote Socal about the cop who made my 1 year old cry:

"Maybe if I was born with my umbilical cord wrapped around my neck, I could be a cop too"