Quote O' The Day

[Peelz]

[Today at 11:47:09 AM] del ban Mad Dog: perhaps sucking bags of dicks would be a good hobby

good way to stay occupied. 

[Krandall]

[Today at 11:49:37 AM] Peels: and no shame. 400 dollars is 400 dollars no matter how many poles you polish to get there!

not sure how this can be taken out of context 

[Hefe]

pretty sure EATING the bag of dicks is the right thing to do

[Peelz]

[Today at 11:49:37 AM] Peels: and no shame. 400 dollars is 400 dollars no matter how many poles you polish to get there!

not sure how this can be taken out of context 

indeed.


<hands in pocket kicks dirt>

[Hefe]

[Today at 05:28:21 PM] del ban Mad Dog: but women are terrible, terrible creatures and the anus of a man holds no appeal for me so I am destined to fly solo.

ERMAHGERD

[Krandall]

[Today at 01:40:04 PM] funyun: or just the feeling of that white monster touchin your liiips

[Peelz]

[Today at 12:12:28 PM] del ban Mad Dog: I've decided that I must decline any advances from women who are heavier than I am.  Luckily I'm still quite fat so that keeps my options open.

even using eloquent prose, you cannot spin "no fat chicks" to sound  nice

[Mad Dog]

[Today at 12:12:28 PM] del ban Mad Dog: I've decided that I must decline any advances from women who are heavier than I am.  Luckily I'm still quite fat so that keeps my options open.

even using eloquent prose, you cannot spin "no fat chicks" to sound  nice

I'm not excluding all fat chicks, just the ones with their own gravitational field

[Krandall]

this made me lol

[Today at 04:15:05 PM] del ban Mad Dog: I haven't been able to find contentment with self sufficiency.  But I don't have the internal desire to strive for great success.  So perhaps I've come to the point in life where I find a mate who befits my stature and I reproduce.
[Today at 04:15:18 PM] del ban Peels: lol
[Today at 04:15:33 PM] del ban Peels: damn. youre a hopeless romantic.
[Today at 04:15:37 PM] del ban Mad Dog: lol
[Today at 04:15:50 PM] del ban Peels: if youre ever in a speed dating club. that last post should be your one line
[Today at 04:15:55 PM] del ban Peels:

[Peelz]

this made me lol

[Today at 04:15:05 PM] del ban Mad Dog: I haven't been able to find contentment with self sufficiency.  But I don't have the internal desire to strive for great success.  So perhaps I've come to the point in life where I find a mate who befits my stature and I reproduce.
[Today at 04:15:18 PM] del ban Peels: lol
[Today at 04:15:33 PM] del ban Peels: damn. youre a hopeless romantic.
[Today at 04:15:37 PM] del ban Mad Dog: lol
[Today at 04:15:50 PM] del ban Peels: if youre ever in a speed dating club. that last post should be your one line
[Today at 04:15:55 PM] del ban Peels:

Ok reading again. MD, with that line...you should rake in the 'Gina's. Fukin lol buddy.

[Peelz]

well, this is the scariest thing I saw on the internet today.


[Today at 07:02:22 AM] del ban dragonz: I'm a dad
























COngrats Dragonz 

[Krandall]

well, this is the scariest thing I saw on the internet today.


[Today at 07:02:22 AM] del ban dragonz: I'm a dad
























COngrats Dragonz 

[Krandall]

thank you reddit.

Would you like waking up to a blowjob?

Yes. And that doesn't mean tickling it for 10 minutes to see if I'm awake. Just blow and go. Trust me, the spaghetti will uncook itself quickly.

[Peelz]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Krandall]

[Today at 03:57:52 PM] preddy08: wandi....you got a medium cock


I'll take it