Quote O' The Day

[Peelz]

"FERK all you child cock suckers, I'm out"

~Pope Benidict IX

working on electing a new child molester as we speak I saw.... 

go catholicism!

[Colorado700R]

"I'll beat the men at their own game! I won't take a map or ask for directions"

Amelia Arehart

[Peelz]

"I'll beat the men at their own game! I won't take a map or ask for directions"

Amelia Arehart

Fuuuk that. We always get where we are going. How's the water Amelia?

[Colorado700R]

"Lightning war my dick, let's charge!"

Polish  Horse Calvary 1938

[Colorado700R]

"stop humping the Arc of the Coveninent Aaron!"

~Moses

[Krandall]

"I'll beat the men at their own game! I won't take a map or ask for directions"

Amelia Arehart

Fuuuk that. We always get where we are going. How's the water Amelia?

[Colorado700R]

"YOLO? Bitch please..."

Jesus

[Peelz]

"YOLO? Bitch please..."

Jesus

[Krandall]

cripes. HELL BOUND, AARON .

[Krandall]

"Call no man happy until he dies; he is at best but fortunate. " -Herodotus


This particular occurrence of an old maxim comes from Herodotus's Histories, in which the ancient Greek historian writes about a semi-mythical episode involving Solon, the Athenian lawmaker, and Croesus, the wealthy and powerful king of Lydia. In a discussion about the nature of happiness, Solon emphasizes the fickleness of fate, arguing that no man yet alive, even Croesus, can be conclusively happy while he remains susceptible to tragedy. "Man," he says, "is altogether a creature of accident."

[Colorado700R]

"Is what day say bout your people twroo?". /click/ "oh its twroo! It's twroo! Its twroo!"

Randy Orvis @ St. Paul truck stop

[Peelz]

15 shnitzengruben is his limit! He is not from Havana!

[Krandall]

hey


psst


guess what guys

[Colorado700R]

"I can't believe I have such a pussy for a Limo driver!"

Princess Di

[Krandall]

"You can have the greatest clothes in the world, but if you have cereal in your teeth and a bad haircut, you won't do the clothes justice. " -Tommy Hilfiger


Founder of the fashion brand that bears his name, Tommy Hilfiger sold the company in 2006. That same year, Hilfiger is alleged to have tried to start a fight with Axl Rose in a Manhattan night club, a night that amounted to what Rose called "the most surreal thing that's ever happened to me." According to Rose, all he did to earn a few slugs from Hilfiger was to move his girlfriend's drink "so it wouldn't spill."