Quote O' The Day

[Peelz]

you missed the best part.

Troy has no shame

[Today at 04:27:07 PM] maguilar496: is cock and tail even physically possible 

[Today at 04:27:11 PM] maguilar496: at the same time troy

[Today at 04:27:16 PM] maguilar496: im inpressed

[Today at 04:27:31 PM] troywcc: it is when you have an enormous asshole like I do

[Today at 04:27:49 PM] PeelsSE2: that is too funny to laugh right there

[disco]

Taken from another site, guy said his kid got beat up at school, 2 to 1.  One of the replies:

Tell him you'll give him a 100 bucks if he comes home with a tooth....not his....lol

[Krandall]

"When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing to himself." -Louis Nizer


Louis Nizer was one of the most well-known trial lawyers of the last century, with a client list ranging from Charlie Chaplin to Julius Erving. This quote comes from his autobiography My Life in Court, a New York Times bestseller that chronicled some of his more high-profiles cases. Nizer practiced law for over 60 years, throughout which he was known for his wit and eloquence. One of his famous sayings was: "A man who works with his hands is a laborer; a man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman. But a man who works with his hands and his brain and his heart is an artist."

[Krandall]

[Today at 10:45:08 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: see what Im doing...?

[Today at 10:45:12 AM] del ban funyun: just because it cost $$ its not going to be indestructable lol

[Today at 10:45:14 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: IM being funyun

[Today at 10:45:26 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: I dont understand something, so it must be wrong lol

[Krandall]

[Today at 11:07:03 AM] del ban preddy08: my wife has more man cards than you lol


talking to peelz..

Uhhhh, I'm not sure your "wife" having a man card is a good thing shawna....

[Krandall]

[Today at 11:21:25 AM] del ban funyun: had to bang it out and even when its oiled up it doesnt want to go back inside

[Spartan]

I hate when that happens

[preddy08]

This confirms it...


Today at 12:10:07 PM] preddy08: NOS + 15:1 compression is bad ju ju

[Today at 12:10:22 PM] SegKast: if you point it right, you might be able to hit funyun with it

[Today at 12:10:32 PM] preddy08: ya'all eat a big bag of dicks!

[Today at 12:10:42 PM] funyun: nom nom nom

[Today at 12:10:48 PM] preddy08: wagon load!

[Today at 12:10:51 PM] funyun: dibs on the chocolate ones

[Today at 12:11:03 PM] Spartan727:   

[Today at 12:11:12 PM] preddy08: sick!

[Krandall]

[Today at 03:51:37 PM] del ban Spartan727: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/01/20/teenager-had-testicle-removed-unnecessarily-in-cumbria-115875-22861449/ FAIL

[Today at 03:57:48 PM] del ban Krandall: help

[Today at 03:57:55 PM] del ban Krandall: just read the link...

[Today at 03:57:59 PM] del ban Krandall: didn't click

[Today at 04:00:02 PM] del ban preddy08: Thats pretty eff'in sweet!

[Today at 04:00:12 PM] del ban preddy08: how do you phuck that up?

[Today at 04:01:19 PM] del ban Spartan727: Apparently you can't tell a tumor from a cyst without losing a nut

[Today at 04:02:53 PM] del ban Lady4Fiddy: ouch

[Today at 04:03:31 PM] del ban rappyfreak: damn!

[Today at 04:03:33 PM] del ban preddy08: how would you know

[Today at 04:03:35 PM] del ban preddy08: lady

[Today at 04:03:58 PM] del ban preddy08: are you and aaron not telling us something

[Today at 04:04:14 PM] del ban rappyfreak: Aaron and Nicholas?

[Krandall]

[Today at 04:10:44 PM] del ban troywcc: I fart you just have to listen closely

[Today at 04:10:53 PM] del ban Krandall: lol

[Today at 04:11:05 PM] del ban Spartan727: empty corona bottle in the wind?

[Today at 04:11:08 PM] del ban Krandall: sound like darth vader breathing out

[Today at 04:11:11 PM] del ban Krandall: lol

[Today at 04:11:12 PM] del ban rappyfreak: listen closely and he sharts!

[Today at 04:11:29 PM] del ban Spartan727: rofl

[Today at 04:11:50 PM] del ban troywcc: yall some sick bastaards

[Today at 04:12:00 PM] del ban Spartan727: that's why you like us so much Troy

[Today at 04:12:35 PM] del ban troywcc: yeppers

[Krandall]

she asked Aaron.


[Today at 04:34:09 PM] del ban Lady4Fiddy: Lick my clam randy!

[Krandall]

"The proof that man is the noblest of all creatures is that no other creature has ever denied it." -Georg Christoph Lichtenberg


The notebooks left behind by writer and physicist Lichtenberg are characterized by their erudition, written in the style of self-contained reflections that rely only on thought and logic to investigate some deeper philosophical puzzle. They consistently illustrate Lichtenberg's wittiness, though; he describes late-middle age, for example, as a time "when even in the case of poets, reason and passion begin to discuss a peace treaty and usually conclude it not very long afterward."

[Krandall]

"Learn who you are and become it." -Pindar



One of the best-known Greek poets, Pindar is responsible for some of the most quoted lines from antiquity ("War is sweet to those who know it not"). This particular quote is the English phrasing used by writer E. Christian Kopff in The Devil Knows Latin, wherein Kopff applies the line to the characterization in The Godfather. Elsewhere in his Odes, Pindar expresses the fleeting nature of man's glory: "Things of a day - what are we, and what not? Man is a dream of shadows."

[Krandall]

[Today at 02:49:47 PM] del ban preddy08: I blew the wrong way in that evac valve the second I got it and ripped a hole in the lining. Kenney replaced it lol

[Today at 02:49:56 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: ERMAHGERD preddy LOL

[Today at 02:50:09 PM] del ban preddy08: I do shit like that all the time

[Today at 02:50:12 PM] del ban maguilar496: preddy

[Today at 02:50:13 PM] del ban funyun: they break that easy?

[Today at 02:50:14 PM] del ban funyun: wtf

[Today at 02:50:15 PM] del ban preddy08:

[Today at 02:50:21 PM] del ban SegKast: gotcha Magz thumbs up

[Today at 02:50:24 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: yep same here

[Today at 02:50:32 PM] del ban preddy08: its just a thin rubber diaphram

[Today at 02:50:37 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: no preddy just blows hard\

[Today at 02:50:41 PM] del ban PeelsSE2:

[Today at 02:50:52 PM] del ban preddy08: <<< I R DUM BUM

[Today at 02:50:56 PM] del ban preddy08: DUM BUM?

[Today at 02:50:58 PM] del ban preddy08: DUM DUM

[Today at 02:51:00 PM] del ban maguilar496: he can blow the lining off a tractor iner tube.

[Today at 02:51:06 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: woot

[Today at 02:51:22 PM] del ban preddy08: i was really debating on weather not to tell you phuggers lol

[Today at 02:51:31 PM] del ban funyun: so its basically like the 3$ plastic ones but fancy on the outside?

[Today at 02:51:32 PM] del ban maguilar496: he can blow the seals toa hatch door in a submarine

[Krandall]

"If it kills you, it kills you. A man must constantly exceed his level." -Bruce Lee


Perhaps the most famous martial artist in recent history, Bruce Lee was also an avid student of philosophy and developed his own personal philosophy of martial arts ("Jeet Kune Do"). He fought competitive matches against fighters of various other disciplines,as well as acting in films and on television. he also wrote three books before he died suddenly at the age of 32. In spite of the shortness of his life, Lee was named one of TIME's most influential figures of the century, and has been credited with single-handedly popularizing Hong Kong martial arts films outside of Asia.