Quote O' The Day

[Peelz]

"Man is not an animal!!!!"

[Krandall]

'Never miss a good chance to shut up.' -Will Rogers


Performer, cowboy-comedian and politician (though only once, as a joke), Will Rogers is responsible for some of 20th-century America's most famous aphorisms, most of which express his brand of good-natured cynicism about politics and human nature. Rogers famously said that he wanted his epitaph to be: "I joked about every prominent man of my time, but I never met a man I didn't like." He was so proud of it that he could hardly wait to have it carved. He added, "And when you come to my grave you will find me sitting there, proudly reading it."


this is for funyun

[Krandall]

'It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.' -Sir Edmund Hillary


Edmund Hillary and his Sherpa guide Tenzing Norgay were the first to climb Mount Everest. Much of his commentary is glib and gung-ho ("Nobody climbs mountains for scientific reasons... you really climb for the hell of it"), but the relevance of his ascent is hard to overstate; his 2008 New York Times obituary compares the event to Charles Lindbergh's revolutionary transatlantic flight. Hillary's notion of man conquering himself certainly came into play in the case of Everest, as many explorers and mountaineers had attempted to climb it before him, but either failed or died in the attempt.

[Krandall]

[Today at 01:21:21 PM] del ban Mad Dog: I have nice titties though

[Krandall]

[Today at 04:05:52 PM]  preddy08: quick question for the married folks out there.

[Today at 04:06:06 PM]   * Mad Dog plugs his ears

[Today at 04:06:18 PM]  preddy08: if our new washer and drier are'nt working right, how is this MY FAULT!?!

[Today at 04:06:33 PM]  SegKast: because everything is your fault

[Today at 04:06:37 PM]  preddy08: I didn't want them

[Today at 04:06:38 PM]  Mad Dog: Single guy knows this one.....It's ALWAYS YOUR FAULT

[Today at 04:06:52 PM]  Mad Dog: You should have done a better job of convincing her of that then.

[Today at 04:07:16 PM]  preddy08: Oh, I tried MD. But the W&D is her christmas pressent.

[Today at 04:07:22 PM]  preddy08: lol

[Today at 04:07:36 PM]  Langford: because you are the guy...get used to it

[Today at 04:07:50 PM]  preddy08: this is BS. I did not sign up for this!

[Today at 04:08:14 PM]  Mad Dog: If you picked them out, you should have gotten different ones.  If you didn't pick them out, you should have made her get different ones.  If she got the ones SHE wanted, you were doomed from the start.

[Today at 04:08:18 PM]  Langford: just tell her she is acting like her mother, that usually smoothes things out

[Today at 04:08:18 PM]  preddy08: Where in the vows does it say your always the dick, shits your fault, and your always wrong.

[Today at 04:08:28 PM]  SegKast: MD's pretty on point there...

[Today at 04:08:44 PM]  SegKast: that's the part where you say 'I do' Preddy rofl

[Today at 04:08:55 PM]  preddy08: SOB you guys did'nt tell me!

[Today at 04:09:06 PM]  SegKast: shoulda asked earlier

[Today at 04:09:17 PM]  SegKast: or watched a sit com once or twice lol

[Today at 04:09:36 PM]  Mad Dog: You pretty much agreed to that by presenting her with the ring.  When you ask her to marry you, you're actually asking to subservient and accountable to her in every way.

[Today at 04:09:36 PM]  preddy08: lol

[Today at 04:09:53 PM]  preddy08: MD you are not helping!

[Today at 04:09:57 PM]  Mad Dog: lol

[Today at 04:09:57 PM]  SegKast: sounds about right though

[Today at 04:10:03 PM]  PeelsSE2: preddy. I have a copy.

[Today at 04:10:06 PM]  preddy08: you sir are fired from marriage advice

[Today at 04:10:09 PM]  PeelsSE2: If you need to review them

[Today at 04:10:13 PM]  Langford: I can not quit playing this stupid ass game "angry birds"...driving me nuts!

[Today at 04:10:26 PM]  Mad Dog: It took me 3 weeks lang, but I finished it

[Today at 04:10:43 PM]  Krandall: ERMAHGERD seg rofl

[Today at 04:10:56 PM]  Mad Dog: Most of my married friends have stopped talking to me, you won't be the last preddy lol

[Today at 04:11:00 PM]  Langford: I beat it a while ago, now I'm trying to beat the first 3 level sets on 3 stars to unlock the last golden egg...damn I sound like a nerd lol

[Today at 04:11:15 PM]  SegKast: lol Ya like that ?

[Today at 04:11:30 PM]  Mad Dog: I gave up halfway through the first level with the star thing, you're on your own lol

[Today at 04:11:35 PM]  PeelsSE2: that part of the vows comes right after "I can do 5000 things at once entry"

[Today at 04:11:47 PM]  Langford: I'm on 3-20...my last one, been working at it all damn day

[Today at 04:11:49 PM]  Krandall: shawna...

[Today at 04:12:00 PM]  Krandall: first off... a W&D are NOT a christmas present... slap

[Today at 04:12:05 PM]  Krandall: this is now why it's your fault.

[Today at 04:12:12 PM]  PeelsSE2: lol ^

[Today at 04:12:26 PM]  Krandall: cripes. I've been married only 2 years, and I know that! lol

[Today at 04:12:26 PM]  Mad Dog: If it doesn't sparkle, it's not a valid present.   Cars are also acceptable

[Today at 04:12:28 PM]  SegKast: oooh, yeah that'll do it

[Today at 04:12:45 PM]  PeelsSE2: dude, when the furnace broke, it was totally my fault.

[Today at 04:12:51 PM]  SegKast: Houshold stuff for gifts never goes over well lol

[Today at 04:13:01 PM]  PeelsSE2: and th dryer. The part to fix it was back ordered. again, my fault.

[Today at 04:13:14 PM]  Mad Dog: nope, "allowing" them to decorate and furnish the house the way THEY want to is never a gift.

[Today at 04:13:17 PM]  Krandall: lol

[Today at 04:13:23 PM]  PeelsSE2: but when I got it fixed..."thank GERD they have that part"

[Today at 04:13:24 PM]  SegKast: Didn't maintain furnace properly Peels

[Today at 04:13:29 PM]  Langford: make life easy on yourself...give her your debit/credit card and tell her to go buy herself something nice.  Works every time!

[Today at 04:13:44 PM]  Krandall: tell her quit acting like her mom... priceless

[Today at 04:13:46 PM]  SegKast: Didn't order Dryer part in time.  lol

[Today at 04:13:50 PM]  Krandall: I've used that one ONCE. rofl

[Today at 04:13:51 PM]  PeelsSE2: bad plan randy

[Today at 04:14:03 PM]  Krandall: don't know if I'll do it ever again lol

[Today at 04:14:13 PM]  SegKast: scary !

[Today at 04:14:18 PM]  Mad Dog: I tried out the "you're a whore like your sister" on once...that turned out well.

[Today at 04:14:20 PM]  SegKast: you got balls kid lol

[Today at 04:14:22 PM]  PeelsSE2: oh...anybody else get harassed for not asnwering the phone at work on one ring?

[Today at 04:14:25 PM]  PeelsSE2: lol

[Today at 04:14:28 PM]  Langford: I bust the mom line out once in a while, makes for an interesting conversation

[Today at 04:14:37 PM]  SegKast: rofl

[Today at 04:14:38 PM]  preddy08: I told her last weekend that she was acking like a total bitch the night before...... escape

[Today at 04:14:42 PM]  PeelsSE2: "you never answer!"

[Today at 04:14:53 PM]  preddy08: :duck:

[Today at 04:14:58 PM]  Krandall: rofl

[Today at 04:15:07 PM]  SegKast: oh dang

[Today at 04:15:22 PM]  Krandall: MenTips.com comin atcha today lol

[Today at 04:15:22 PM]  preddy08: the look of death.

[Today at 04:15:40 PM]  Krandall: I don't get that so much peelz (the phone thing) but I do if I'm hanging out w/ friends

[Today at 04:15:43 PM]  preddy08: Randi, start a daily mantip thread rofl

[Today at 04:15:49 PM]  Krandall: I'll be home @ 8:00

[Today at 04:15:59 PM]  Krandall: 8:01 pm "Where are you?"

[Today at 04:16:06 PM]  Krandall: its like mad give me a fookin break wooman!

[Today at 04:16:23 PM]  preddy08: lol

[Today at 04:16:27 PM]  Langford: lol

[Today at 04:16:32 PM]  preddy08: I cought one extra stoplight CHILL!

[Today at 04:16:56 PM]  PeelsSE2: LOL!

[Today at 04:16:59 PM]  Mad Dog: New idea, wireless bridge from house to garage.  install switch in garage, run 300' to other house, install additional switch, then run through house to the existing wireless router setup as an access point.....gets my run under 330 feet

[Today at 04:17:13 PM]  SegKast: on that note Randy, love how telling them  ' I'll be back in a  couple hours' means EXACTLY 2 hours lol

[Today at 04:17:21 PM]  PeelsSE2: LOL!

[Today at 04:17:23 PM]  Krandall: lol NO DOUBT!!!!

[Today at 04:17:23 PM]  Langford: I probably shouldn't give advice yet...I'm not technically married yet.  We have only been dating for almost 8 years

[Today at 04:17:27 PM]  preddy08: rofl

[Today at 04:17:29 PM]  PeelsSE2: dr phill hour on RS

[Today at 04:17:31 PM]   * Mad Dog has no friends, or women....as evident from the fact he's discussing networking on a friday night online Sad

[Today at 04:17:32 PM]  SegKast: but 'later; is an unacceptable answer

[Today at 04:17:42 PM]  Krandall: rofl MAD DOG!!!

[Today at 04:17:56 PM]  SegKast: isn't*

[Today at 04:18:04 PM]  PeelsSE2: I likebeing asked to do two more things whilst in the midst of 2 others

[Today at 04:18:38 PM]  Krandall: when I was at my parents working on the rappy. I was headed out to the garage

[Today at 04:18:42 PM]  SegKast: lol

[Today at 04:18:46 PM]  Krandall: she's like how long are you gonna be out there....

[Today at 04:18:52 PM]  PeelsSE2: Hasnt she heard of the hunter gatherer theory?

[Today at 04:18:56 PM]  Krandall: I give her the dunno shrug.

[Today at 04:18:56 PM]  preddy08: or when she give me shit about not doing anything around the house. I just spend all sunday on the room putting up lights I didn't want on a day where the wind gusted up to 45mph.

[Today at 04:19:02 PM]  preddy08: I about died for christmas lights

[Today at 04:19:08 PM]  Krandall: im coming in when its done... well, HOW LONG is that?!!!

[Today at 04:19:12 PM]  Mad Dog: lol

[Today at 04:19:19 PM]  PeelsSE2: yes randy. exactly.

[Today at 04:19:21 PM]  SegKast: No shit Randy

[Today at 04:19:26 PM]  PeelsSE2: THis is therapeutic to me.

[Today at 04:19:31 PM]  PeelsSE2: continue lol

[Today at 04:19:33 PM]  SegKast: +1 Peels lol

[Today at 04:19:41 PM]  Mad Dog: And to me too peels, makes me feel better about being alone lol

[Today at 04:19:46 PM]  preddy08: Seggy, Randi....... Per Eddy Murphy "raw" Tell them "I'm gonna be where I'm at!"

[Today at 04:19:49 PM]  PeelsSE2: LOL MD!

[Today at 04:19:51 PM]  PeelsSE2: in some ways

[Today at 04:19:58 PM]  SegKast: pissin me off lol I'm smokin lol

[Today at 04:20:03 PM]  SegKast: back ina  few

[Today at 04:20:05 PM]  Krandall: lol

[Today at 04:20:23 PM]  preddy08: Seggy steped for a smoke exactly at 4:20 Huh?

[Today at 04:20:27 PM]  preddy08: my time Sad

[Today at 04:20:29 PM]  Krandall: the other one I get is....

[Today at 04:20:31 PM]  Mad Dog: rofl

[Today at 04:20:39 PM]  Krandall: She's tired and going to bed.. so I know nothings gonna happen...

[Today at 04:20:41 PM]  PeelsSE2: my favorite thing. she wants a hundred projects done.

[Today at 04:20:44 PM]  PeelsSE2: at once.

[Today at 04:20:46 PM]  Krandall: but "When you coming to bed"?"

[Today at 04:20:47 PM]  preddy08: or is he catching all the timezones

[Today at 04:20:49 PM]  troywcc: I just slap the shit outta mine and yell "SHUT BITCH!!! NOW GO FIX ME A TURKEY POT PIE!!!

[Today at 04:20:51 PM]  PeelsSE2: but I cant leave any part done.

[Today at 04:21:02 PM]  Mad Dog: buy her a big pillow randy lol

[Today at 04:21:05 PM]  PeelsSE2: not done

[Today at 04:21:08 PM]  Krandall: just had that last night... its like.. woman. I'm in the middle of a level on black ops....

[Today at 04:21:15 PM]  PeelsSE2: ERMAHGERD lol

[Today at 04:21:18 PM]  Krandall: get your ass in bed and leave me alone!! lol

[Today at 04:21:19 PM]  preddy08: rofl

[Today at 04:21:29 PM]  PeelsSE2: :bliss:

[Today at 04:21:34 PM]  Mad Dog: lol

[Today at 04:21:38 PM]  troywcc: just gotta keep the pimp hand strong fellas

[Today at 04:21:40 PM]  Langford: ahhhhh....I finally beat that level!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Today at 04:21:41 PM]  preddy08: keep a whip on the computer for just such an occasion

[Today at 04:21:51 PM]  Krandall: rofl

[Today at 04:22:05 PM]  Mad Dog: use youtube lang, shows you how to get 3 stars

[Today at 04:22:19 PM]  preddy08: damn it you guys made me loose track of time. I'm the only person in the department!!! rofl

[Today at 04:22:23 PM]  Krandall: if I go to bed, thinking somethin may happen, she just crashes and I lay there blue balled. damn wimenz.

[Today at 04:22:28 PM]  Mad Dog: rofl @ preddy

[Today at 04:22:40 PM]  preddy08: later phuggers

[Today at 04:22:43 PM]  Krandall: you're welcome for gettin paid extra to talk about wimenz.

[Today at 04:22:45 PM]  Krandall: wave

[Today at 04:22:48 PM]  PeelsSE2: LOL later

[Today at 04:22:51 PM]  Mad Dog: later bud, good luck with the washer/dryer

[Today at 04:22:58 PM]  preddy08: now I get to go home and have a battle. Wish me luck

[Today at 04:23:11 PM]  preddy08: start brewing my man chee

[Today at 04:23:19 PM]  Langford: good luck, remember to tell her she is just like her mother

[Today at 04:23:32 PM]  PeelsSE2: +1

[Today at 04:23:41 PM]  Krandall: if it gets bad, go have a beer and stare at the rappy

[Today at 04:23:49 PM]  Mad Dog: Tell her you wish she was more like her sister....that goes well

[Today at 04:23:51 PM]  Krandall: hold a wrench in your hand though so you can tell her you're working on it though

[Today at 04:23:56 PM]  Krandall: ERMAHGERD MD! rofl

[Today at 04:24:01 PM]  Langford: or brother if thats your thing...

[Today at 04:24:18 PM]  PeelsSE2: rofl

[Today at 04:24:41 PM]  PeelsSE2: meh, my wife's sisters are useless

[Today at 04:24:45 PM]  PeelsSE2: lol

[Today at 04:24:50 PM]  troywcc: or go to the bar and buy everyone rounds all night and put it on the credit card, they love that!

[Today at 04:24:57 PM]  PeelsSE2: filthy lazy hoarders

[Today at 04:25:26 PM]  Langford: Say something along the lines "why can't you be more like my secretary at work, she is so understanding"....wives LOVE those type of comments

[Today at 04:25:49 PM]  PeelsSE2: Langford...

[Today at 04:25:55 PM]  Krandall: lol

[Today at 04:25:57 PM]  Langford: yessir?

[Today at 04:25:58 PM]  PeelsSE2: are you divorced, and how many times? lol

[Today at 04:26:48 PM]  Langford: nope, not yet married...been dating my ol' lady for 8 years now...lol

[Today at 04:26:59 PM]  Krandall: lol

[Today at 04:27:01 PM]  Langford: basically married without the paper

[Today at 04:27:04 PM]  troywcc: my tactics work better, I've been married for 20 years

[Hefe]

best QOTD EVER!

[Krandall]

I never know how much of what I say is true.
    Bette Midler

[Krandall]

[Today at 09:54:08 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: you guys ever see the little fridge magnets with wirds on em?

Raptor Sources Grammar Nazi...... Reallly.....

[Peelz]

[Today at 09:54:08 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: you guys ever see the little fridge magnets with wirds on em?

Raptor Sources Grammar Nazi...... Reallly.....

speaking in LOLspeak. it's an internet accepted language









































dick!

[Krandall]

I didn't know the word WORD had a lol speak...

[Krandall]

[Today at 02:16:40 PM] del ban preddy08: those trannys suck


I bet they do shawn.... I bet they doo.........

[Krandall]

[Today at 01:13:38 PM] del ban SegKast: You ain't a man if you ain't swallowin 


uhhh?

[Peelz]

[Today at 01:13:38 PM] del ban SegKast: You ain't a man if you ain't swallowin 


uhhh?

Then you must be Mr. Macho.

[Colorado700R]

[Today at 01:13:38 PM] del ban SegKast: You ain't a man if you ain't swallowin 


uhhh?

Then you must be Mr. Macho.

Peelz, you got a little bit of Seggy's Machismo on your lips....

[Segkast]

I wish I could complain about that being taken out of context, but I'm pretty sure it's EXACTLY how it looks