Quote O' The Day

[Krandall]

I couldn't regard myself as personally repulsive. No man can, or, if he ever comes to do so, that is the end of him.'  -Ford Madox Ford


Ford Madox Ford's The Good Soldier is a 1915 novel whose narrator, John Dowell, tells the story in a series of out-of-order flashbacks, seen through the lens of his perceptions. A pioneering Modernist work, The Good Soldier is often cited as one of the greatest books of the 20th century (coming in 30th in the Modern Library's Top 100 list). The novel hinges on Dowell's unreliability and the murkiness of the events presented, so whether the line is actually honest at all is not entirely clear.

[Hefe]

Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made.

[Spartan]

[Today at 09:11:22 PM] phucker: ya well i make good money and stil have a 94 ranger with 730k miles

[Today at 09:11:30 PM] phucker: sophuckoffyou rich bastard lol

[Today at 09:11:53 PM] Spartan727: You also have a quad that changes displacement more than peels' bunghole at truck stops

[Today at 09:12:01 PM] racinjason68: your money choices are different... lol    wanna pay the child support so i can have NOS on my quad?

[Today at 09:12:26 PM] racinjason68: LMAO

[Today at 09:12:33 PM] racinjason68: burrrrnn

it beared repeating

[disco]

I've never understood the appeal. Aside from the big rack, she has a voice like a foghorn, a face that looks like it came from four different people, and legs like a fullback.

Reading comments from the local newspaper website, this guy is talking about Scarlett Johansson. 

[Krandall]

'It may be that there is nothing more demoralizing than a small but adequate income.'  -Edmund Wilson


Wilson was an author and a literary critic who was influential throughout the 20th century. This quote is from "The Princess with the Golden Hair," a short story from his Memoirs of Hecate County, which was banned for 13 years in the U.S. The story's narrator is based on Wilson himself, although the character in the story studied economics. The narrator explains he enjoys this field in theory, but his actual career consists of nothing but self-sustaining drudgery.

[Krandall]

[Today at 03:45:11 PM] del ban preddy08: hola from the mountaint!

[Magz]

I don't get it.     

[Peelz]

I don't get it.     

Oh...you get plenty of "taint" quit playin 

[Spartan]

[Today at 06:19:46 PM] SegKast: lol, one Thanksgiving, my father in-law made some kind of carmelized apple dessert...

[Today at 06:20:19 PM] Spartan727: fixed it for ya seggy

[Today at 06:20:24 PM] SegKast: we're all sitting around eating it, when he's like 'ouch' and pulls out a filling stuck with the carmelized shit out in his hand...

[Today at 06:20:42 PM] Spartan727: rofl

[Today at 06:20:46 PM] Spartan727: I almost did that once Sad

[Today at 06:21:06 PM] SegKast: so he think's he's being clever/funny... tooling around in the junk drawer looking for some kind of superglue

[Today at 06:21:28 PM] SegKast: pulls out a tube of caulking ....

[Today at 06:21:54 PM] Spartan727: Yeah, that doesn't work too well as glue

[Today at 06:22:09 PM] SegKast: Seg's dumbass can't stop his mouth and says 'No, don't do that ! You don't want any caulk in your mouth!'  

[Today at 06:22:48 PM] SegKast: moral of the story: Gay jokes work better on RS than on your future father in law at a family gathering rofl

[Krandall]

[russ-russ]

 

[phucker]

seg, please tell me it was a tube of black caulk.....






Lady4Fiddy: all the time lol

phucker: and the glue is locked up\

Lady4Fiddy: have you ever eaten paint chips?

txredxj: helmets arnt so bad, unless you sneeze then you cant see till mom cleans it off

phucker: lol

Lady4Fiddy: thud

[Krandall]

[Today at 08:31:41 AM] del ban THIS SPACE FOR RENT: SO....how about them Cocks! lol

[Peelz]

[Today at 08:31:41 AM] del ban THIS SPACE FOR RENT: SO....how about them Cocks! lol

Krandall knows all about those.

[Spartan]

[Today at 03:35:23 PM] Mad Dog: I think you should check again funyun, check all of them, right now....check every forum but this one.....and while you're checking over there, lose your bookmark to this forum.