Quote O' The Day

[Krandall]

[Today at 03:58:05 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: I sorta like mexilube.

as he says he's had a "Rough day"

[Krandall]

[Today at 04:37:29 PM] del ban Spartan727: I never knew you wanted me up your ass that much lol

wtf?

[Spartan]

[Today at 01:59:20 PM] wobble: I found that youtube, hulu, facebook, and myspace are the top sources of spyware/malware

[Today at 01:59:32 PM] Spartan727: And I use 2 of those...sigh

[Today at 02:00:05 PM] wobble: Popups Pat? I don't experience that problem. Example?

[Today at 02:00:49 PM] Spartan727: Umm.....XXX

[Today at 02:01:11 PM] wobble: Ah. Sorry man. Can't help ya there. Get a girlfriend. lol

[Krandall]

'I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there.'  -Charles Bukowski



Called by Time a "laureate of American lowlife," Bukowski was never the figure of a typical poet. He started drinking in his early teens and spent much of his life doing menial work and occasionally going to jail -- once for draft evasion, until he was deemed unfit for service anyway. Despite rampant alcoholism and brazen disregard for his own health, Bukowski somehow lived long enough to write thousands of poems and hundreds of short stories.

[Krandall]

You heard it here first Aaron...

preddy08: THINKING ABOUT BUYING ONE AND GOING TO COLORADO FOR THE WEEK AND BEATING IT

[Krandall]

'I think it is fair to say that I am a friend to the creatures of the Earth when I am not busy eating them or wearing them.'  -John Hodgman


Known as the "I'm a PC" actor in Apple commercials and as a Daily Show contributor, John Hodgman is also the author of pseudo-almanac The Areas of my Expertise, a book of thoroughly untrustworthy facts, figures, charts, and 800 proposed names for hobos. The quote is from a chapter on dramatic literary conflicts (in this case, the conflict "all animals v. all humans").

[Colorado700R]

You heard it here first Aaron...

preddy08: THINKING ABOUT BUYING ONE AND GOING TO COLORADO FOR THE WEEK AND BEATING IT

Iowa hooker???

[Krandall]

[Today at 10:52:51 AM] del ban preddy08: NOTE TO SELF, WHEN VISITING TROY. KEEP TABS ON YOUR GAS JUGS

[Today at 10:53:37 AM] del ban preddy08: ON A GOOD SIDE NOTE, THE GAS YOU JUST HUFFED DID REMOVE THE GOLD PAINT FROM YOUR LIPS :lol

[Krandall]

[Today at 11:27:15 AM] del ban wobble: I tried tading my shortys for full length awhile back and nobody would

[Spartan]

[Today at 03:04:12 PM] Lady4Fiddy: no f off, you said mine was hard

[Krandall]

Pat "REALLY" likes Aaron 

[Today at 03:58:31 PM] del ban Spartan727: I'll get the couch ready again here, Aaron

[Krandall]

'If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.'  -Tallulah Bankhead


Early Hollywood success eluded actress Tallulah Bankhead, who initially moved to New York at the age of 15 after winning a beauty contest and immediately became known for her reckless, uninhibited lifestyle. She has been (tenuously) romantically linked to a number of prominent stars of the day, both male and female. Along with the above quote, she remarked that the only thing she regretted about her past was the length of it.

[Krandall]

[Today at 09:00:37 AM] del ban preddy08: I KNOW WHERE I'M TAKING CRYSTAL FOR THE HONEYMOON!

[Today at 09:00:51 AM] del ban preddy08: A MEXICAN JAIL lol

[Today at 09:01:15 AM] del ban maguilar496: ^ i'm buying some stock in roofies..............

[Today at 09:01:26 AM] del ban maguilar496: it's going up after that.

[Today at 09:01:49 AM] del ban preddy08: NO ROOFIES NEED, JUST 3 MIKES HARD LEMONADE

[Today at 09:02:15 AM] del ban preddy08: OR TWO GLASSES OF WINE

[Today at 09:02:28 AM] del ban preddy08: AND YOUR IN LIKE FLYNN!

[Today at 09:02:40 AM] del ban preddy08: LITTERLY lol

[Today at 09:02:46 AM] del ban maguilar496: NICE!






There you have it. Just gotta go to Nebraska.

[Krandall]

'The past is one son of a bitch.'  -Eddie Fisher

The famous singer has been through five marriages, but none caused as much scandal as his marriage to Liz Taylor in 1959, which required him to divorce Debbie Reynolds. Taylor would later dump Fisher for Richard Burton. According to Taylor, she awoke one morning to find Fisher (who'd just learned of her affair with Burton) holding a gun to her head, saying: "I'm not gonna kill you. You're too beautiful." When asked recently if the story was true, Fisher replied rather cryptically with today's quote.

[Krandall]

[Today at 09:23:10 AM] del ban Krandall: YOUR WIFE NEEDS A DAMN VACATION/HONEYMOON

[Today at 09:23:12 AM] del ban Krandall: lol

[Today at 09:23:33 AM] del ban preddy08: SHE REALLY LIKES WHEELING WITH ME.

[Today at 09:24:01 AM] del ban troywcc: go to Colorado

[Today at 09:24:08 AM] del ban troywcc: vegas can happen anytime

[Today at 09:25:00 AM] del ban preddy08: HER VEGAS BUDDY CANT GO WITH US NUDGE NUDGE, KNOW WHAT I MEAN

[Today at 09:25:37 AM] del ban troywcc: but she can go to vegas?  then go to vegas immediately

[Today at 09:25:47 AM] del ban Krandall: rofl

[Today at 09:25:49 AM] del ban troywcc: Colorado can happen anytime lol