Quote O' The Day

[Peelz]

Why is it when your girl is pregnant all her friends rub her belly and say "congratulations" but nobody rubs your dick and says "goodjob"

word. 

[Krandall]

'It's not a great time to ask a woman if she wants to have other kids when she's crowning.'  -James Cameron


It should surprise no one familiar with the award-winning filmmaker to know that he's not actually talking about women in this quote. Rather, Cameron -- who has been married five times -- is talking about his favorite subject -- himself -- using a melodramatic metaphor to respond to a fan's question about what his next movie would be after he finished work on his 3D epic Avatar.

[Krandall]

[Today at 11:25:12 AM] PeelsSE2: by happy you mean I wanna marry krandall




Not even a quote change and this is what I find in chat today.. 

[Peelz]

[Today at 11:25:12 AM] PeelsSE2: by happy you mean I wanna marry krandall




Not even a quote change and this is what I find in chat today.. 

dammit! taken out of context! 

[Krandall]

peelz on a roll today..... wtf?

[Today at 01:05:22 PM] PeelsSE2: must resist touching self....

[Peelz]

f**k and you!

Today at 01:09:51 PM] BLU700R: i mean not everyone can suck a watermelon through a garden hose
[Today at 01:09:49 PM] Krandall: shake what yo momma gave ya'
[Today at 01:10:51 PM] Krandall: I'm all about being me.

pride is key! 

[Krandall]

 


so true.

[Krandall]

bad day for SB?

wtf is this kid talking about....

[Today at 01:46:36 PM] funyun: I dont know why it wont come out

[Today at 01:46:43 PM]funyun: Im pulling on it pretty hard and wiggling it around

[Krandall]

shoutbox full of fail..
  do a werewolf?!


[Today at 02:22:08 PM] funyun: anyone evrt do a werewolf or any of those things

[Krandall]

'My grandfather had a rule: Never believe anything until it is officially denied. '  -Stephanie Flanders

Stephanie Flanders is a British economist and journalist educated at Harvard who worked briefly as a speechwriter for Laurence Summers, U.S. Treasury Secretary during President Bill Clinton's second term. She currently serves as the economics editor for the BBC.

[Hefe]

from Shoutbox

[Today at 01:41:35 PM]  Hefe: does he call you Hefe in bed?
[Today at 01:42:56 PM]  Lady4Fiddy: only when I an doing him in the ass

[Krandall]

'Private jets are nice, but I haven't had more fun on them than on Southwest Airlines. It depends on who you're with.'  -Val Kilmer


Long before actor Val Kilmer polayed rock icon Jim Morrison in 1991's The Doors or the caped crusader in 1995's Batman Forever, he was a nobody who had been offered a role in Francis Ford Coppola's 1983 film The Outsiders -- a role he turned down due to "prior commitments." The film would help make stars out of a number of young male actors, including Matt Dillon and Patrick Swayze, but Kilmer found stardom just a couple of years later in Top Gun, starring alongside another breakout star from The Outsiders, Tom Cruise.

[Krandall]

funyun/preddy by themselves in shout...

[Today at 12:49:45 PM] preddy08: It taste good, so I want to pound it!

[Today at 12:49:55 PM] funyun: i just bite it and eat it with 3 licks

[preddy08]

funyun/preddy by themselves in shout...

[Today at 12:49:45 PM] preddy08: It taste good, so I want to pound it!

[Today at 12:49:55 PM] funyun: i just bite it and eat it with 3 licks

If you were there then how do you know its been said?? huh huh?

You joined right in bitch!

[Hefe]

Kama on living in Canada Eh'

[Today at 06:03:48 PM] kamakazi: you put ur beer on the windshield of the car while driving and it super cools them, if u see the piggies hit the wiper switch