Quote O' The Day

[Peelz]

[Today at 10:26:43 AM] del ban Colorado700R: they trimmed my bush...it was a three man job for sure

[Today at 10:30:40 AM] del ban Krandall: I wouldn't let a mexican touch my bush

[Today at 10:31:44 AM] del ban MagzSE2: damm you must have a hairy bush
[Today at 10:32:23 AM] del ban MagzSE2: maybe lady is using aarons account.......
[Today at 10:32:31 AM] del ban MagzSE2: i bet her bush takes 3 mexicans to conquer

[Krandall]

"If men do not keep on speaking terms with children, they cease to be men and become merely machines for eating and for earning money." -John Updike



John Updike's considerable literary output -- over 80 books in his long career -- ranged from essays and art criticism to the fiction for which he is best known. This line is from an early collection of his nonfiction (Assorted Prose). Years later, Updike looked back on the child-rearing period of his life as though it had happened to someone else. "The whole experience of raising small children, for example, is quite far behind me," he said in an interview, "and I read with amazement that evidently I once knew all about it."

[Krandall]

"All men would be tyrants if they could." -Daniel Defoe


The prolific author of Robinson Crusoe, Moll Flanders and numerous pamphlets is sometimes credited as both the founder of the English novel and as one of history's first economic journalists.

Those politically charged pamphlets earned him a stint locked in a pillory, but according to legend, he was beloved by the public so they didn't pelt him with rotting fruit and insults. Instead, they offered him flowers, and promises to have a drink in his name.

[Krandall]

"One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government." -Donald Trump

[Krandall]

"The one certain way for a woman to hold a man is to leave him for religion." -Muriel Spark


Spark, who died in 2006, was a prolific Scottish novelist who is best known for her 1961 novel The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie, considered by Time Magazine to be among the best English-language novels of the 20th century, thanks in part to the narrative technique known as prolepsis, or flash-forward -- the opposite of flashback, in which the reader is given hints about certain events well before they actually occur.

[Krandall]

"Every failure is a step to success." -William Whewell


19th century scientist, polymath and theologian Whewell was an anomaly of his era. As his colleagues in various fields became highly specialized, he chose to dally in everything from poetry to astronomy.

He is best known as a historian of science. His two books on the subject attempt to trace the path of scientific discovery from the ancient Greeks through the 19th century.

[Krandall]

"Don't worry about the future. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum." -Mary Schmich


Chicago Tribune columnist Mary Schmich's essay "Advice, Like Youth, Probably Just Wasted on the Young" appeared in the Chicago paper in June of 1997 and was meant as a kind of open commencement speech for school graduates. A hoax spread on the web falsely claimed that the essay was writer Kurt Vonnegut's planned commencement speech for MIT.

In 1999, the piece was set to music by movie director Baz Luhrmann and titled "Baz Luhrmann Presents: Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen): The Sunscreen Song (Class of '99)."

[Peelz]

[Today at 09:31:32 AM] del ban Cammy: I like the shaft

[Krandall]

no surprises.

[Cammy]

Damnit, I guess the cats outta the bag.

[Peelz]

Damnit, I guess the cats outta the bag.

and in your pants 

[Krandall]

"Any man who lets a woman pick what he should wear... you gotta draw the line somewhere as a man." -Tom Brady


So declares New England Patriots quarterback, three-time Super Bowl champion and overall stylish man Tom Brady. Married to Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen, the NFL all-star wouldn't be the worst guy to be giving out fashion advice: he wears custom-made Tom Ford suits and has, like his wife, been photographed by some of fashion's most sought-after photographers.

[Krandall]

dafuq

[Today at 03:29:26 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: tugged on some winkies

[Krandall]

"There is no happiness without forgetfulness. I have never known a real man of action to be unhappy during action." -Andre Maurois


This quote is from The Art of Living, in which the French author Maurois wrote that part of the search for happiness relies on being able to forget oneself (something a man of action will never do in idle contemplation). "One of the most serious obstacles to happiness is the awkwardness of modern man, with his mind full of doctrines and abstract formulas, when he attempts to re-establish contact with real emotions," Maurois argued. "Animals and unsophisticated people achieve happiness more naturally, because their desires are simpler and truer. Civilized man, a parrot enslaved by his chattering, ceaselessly inoculates himself with loves and hatreds which he does not actually feel."

[Krandall]

[Today at 04:26:09 PM] PeelsSE2: id have shitty pants, and thered be a half dead little girl


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