Quote O' The Day

[phucker]

denver dude: Troy just tried to fart sitting next to me, bolted to the shitter, might be a min
phucker: LOL

[Peelz]

[Today at 02:41:30 PM] del ban funyun: I wear shorts as much as possible
[Today at 02:41:30 PM] del ban funyun: ive got a natural jew darkness

[Peelz]

[Today at 09:00:17 AM] del ban phucker: it was in waay to deep to dig it out
[Today at 09:00:39 AM] del ban phucker: once it got infected it got pushed a lot closer to the top


Phucker describing his fist confrontation with Hefe?

[phucker]

lol i was wondering if you would see that

[Krandall]

[Today at 03:25:16 PM] del ban funyun: dam wieners so good

[Today at 03:25:28 PM] del ban funyun: definiately had enough lips and assholes for 1 day though

[Peelz]

[Today at 11:24:24 AM] del ban Adam: bein a baby must be crazy
[Today at 11:24:52 AM] del ban Adam: burpin, fartin, sneezin, puking, suckin on titties, shittin your pants, crying..


babies? I still do all of this every day! 

[Krandall]

"People don't choose their careers; they are engulfed by them." -John Dos Passos


Dos Passos was one of the Lost Generation modernist writers, alongside men like F. Scott Fitzgerald and Ernest Hemingway (with whom Dos Passos was close). Like the rest of their generation, these writers were typified by a sense of alienation and exile, most of them having served in (or been affected by) the horrors of World War I. "New situations arise faster than the ethical norms... Reflexes become confused and people lose their power to choose between good and evil," wrote Dos Passos in The Prospect Before Us. "Men who have lost their conviction of what is good and what is bad find themselves without a sextant to check their position by. We are in the position of a man with an elaborate camping kit who finds himself lost in the woods without his matches; to kindle a fire he has to resort to the stratagems of the caveman. We fall back through generations into the oldest terrors and confusions of the race."

[Krandall]

[Today at 12:05:28 PM] del ban Geo: everybodie slike di du get enough to eat

[Today at 12:05:40 PM] del ban PeelsSE2:

[Today at 12:05:44 PM] del ban Geo: im like uhh ya i just dont sit there and play jenga with my food

[Krandall]

[Today at 11:10:06 AM] Geo: might as well find a dull razor blade and spend 4 hours cutting your chest open and remove your heart with a #3 philips screwdriver

[Hefe]

why encourage him...

[Krandall]

[Today at 01:41:48 PM] funyun: hows that veggie delight

[Today at 01:42:03 PM] Geo: dewishies

[Today at 01:42:08 PM] funyun: just went to subway and thought of your veggie delight

[Today at 01:42:12 PM] funyun: so i got double meat

[Hefe]

funyun likes the double meat!

[Krandall]

"I don't believe for a second that weightlifting is a sport. They pick up a heavy thing and put it down again. To me, that's indecision." -Paula Poundstone

[Peelz]

"I don't believe for a second that weightlifting is a sport. They pick up a heavy thing and put it down again. To me, that's indecision." -Paula Poundstone

[Krandall]

[Today at 11:12:11 AM] PeelsSE2: I have vagina AND legos