Quote O' The Day

[Peelz]

Today at 09:48:02 AM] maguilar496: i will be black.

pick a minority and stick with it! 

[preddy08]

[phucker]

bahahahahahaha

[Spartan]

[Today at 12:30:15 AM] preddy08: Sport trac's have a double din

[Today at 12:30:32 AM] preddy08: and you guys are gay.....just say'in

[Today at 12:32:27 AM] Spartan: shut it, so are you mr 10"er

[Today at 12:33:36 AM] preddy08: what can I say. I've got a 10"er

[Today at 12:33:47 AM] Spartan: ^in the butt?

[Today at 12:34:06 AM] preddy08: what what

[Today at 12:34:15 AM] Spartan: in shawna's butt with a 10" dick

[Today at 12:34:20 AM] Spartan:

[Today at 12:35:10 AM] Chillomar:

[Krandall]

"We, as human beings, are all miserable persons, heartless, small, insignificant. But within us a superior essence drives us ruthlessly upward." -Nikos Kazantzakis


Author of Zorba the Greek and The Last Temptation of Christ, the Greek writer and philosopher returned again and again to the theme of humanity's intersection with divinity. "From within this human mire divine songs have welled up, great ideas, violent loves, an unsleeping assault full of mystery," Kazantzakis wrote in The Saviors of GERD. "Everyone has his own particular road which leads him to liberation -- one the road of virtue, another the road of evil. If the road leading you to your liberation is that of disease, of lies, of dishonor, it is then your duty to plunge into disease, into lies, into dishonor, that you may conquer them. You may not otherwise be saved."

[Krandall]

"I do not think much of a man's religion unless his dog and cat are the happier for it." -Rowland Hill

This quote is attributed to the 19th-century English teacher, inventor, social reformer and postal official in a book of manners and conduct, How To Be Happy Though Married, by Edward John Hardy. (Hardy advertised himself in the foreword as a "Graduate in the University of Matrimony." "Marriage is sometimes said to be the door that leads deluded mortals back to earth," Hardy wrote, "but this need not and ought not to be the case.") Rowland Hill has also been credited with the invention of the postage stamp.

[preddy08]

Officer Doofy, is that you?


[Today at 12:22:12 PM] PeelsSE2: i just stick my finger in my butt, then smell it

[Peelz]

Officer Doofy, is that you?


[Today at 12:22:12 PM] PeelsSE2: i just stick my finger in my butt, then smell it

cheater!

[Krandall]

"Much can be inferred about a man from his mistress: in her one beholds his weaknesses and his dreams." -Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

An 18th-century German scientist remembered as much for his aphorisms as for his contributions to physics, Lichtenberg spent his life jotting down notes and phrases in "waste books" that were published after his death and brought him significant posthumous fame. Some of these notes were grave reflections on meaning and human nature; others were whimsical observations about whatever was on his mind at the time. One entry reads, in full: "A pure heart and a clean shirt. (A pure heart is an excellent thing, and so is a clean shirt.)"

[Peelz]

[Today at 11:43:08 AM] troy: colored people attract natural disasters

you're going down fukka! 

[Krandall]

[Today at 03:40:31 PM] del ban Mr Wiener Face name giver08: i need to mess with my rear then

[Today at 03:40:41 PM] del ban Geo: ill mess with your rear

[Colorado700R]

Colorado700R: We you know my door is always open, like adams anus

Adam700Raptor08: word

[Troy]

[Today at 11:43:08 AM] troy: colored people attract natural disasters

you're going down fukka! 

haha!  I more than deserve that one, good to see ya get one back!   

[Krandall]

[Today at 09:34:54 AM] del ban funyun: and you can spit on the little head

[Krandall]

"If men knew all that women think, they'd be 20 times more daring." -Alphonse Karr
The 18th-century French novelist, editor and wit is credited with a number of sayings that have entered common parlance (e.g. "the more things change, the more they stay the same"). "Every man," Karr wrote, "has three characters -- that which he exhibits, that which he has, and that which he thinks he has."