Quote O' The Day

[Peelz]

[Today at 10:17:05 AM] del ban Krandall: peelz walkin aroudn the office w/ a monster boner?

[Today at 10:17:08 AM] del ban Krandall:

[Today at 10:17:12 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: well thats normal

[Today at 10:17:19 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: I call that mondays

horny goat weed does it again! 

[Krandall]

[phucker]

Mad Dog: anyways, women are evil, modding is evil, stock quads and masturbation FTW

Mad Dog: ....discuss....

[Krandall]

"Show me a man with both feet on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't put his pants on." -Arthur K. Watson


Watson was the son of Thomas J. Watson, IBM's most influential president and the man who oversaw the company's rise to prominence through the first half of the 20th century. Arthur took over the presidency of the company from his father, and during his tenure, IBM's international sales grew from $50 million to $2.5 billion. Watson resigned in 1970 to become the U.S. ambassador to France; he went on to become the first official U.S. liaison to the People's Republic of China.

[Krandall]

[Today at 11:59:07 AM] del ban Krandall: have you tried the gorilla duct tape?

[Today at 11:59:14 AM] del ban Krandall: holy eff ballz.

[Today at 11:59:16 AM] del ban preddy08: nope

[Today at 11:59:26 AM] del ban SegKast: I have, it was holding my shift shaft in last time I was at the dunes

[Today at 11:59:29 AM] del ban Krandall: I didn't think duct tape could be improved.

[Today at 11:59:41 AM] del ban Krandall: Seg

[Today at 11:59:58 AM] del ban SegKast: actually, it was holding the stick in my shift shaft from coming out. Trail fixes, FTW !!!

[Today at 12:00:08 PM] del ban Adam700Raptor08: gorilla duct tape?

[Today at 12:00:44 PM] del ban SegKast: phucks yeah, that shit held that in/on even while my clutch cover got hot out riding

[Today at 12:01:23 PM] del ban SegKast: like 7-9 a roll though

[Today at 12:01:27 PM] del ban SegKast: $7-9

[Today at 12:01:35 PM] del ban Krandall: Yea, it's SUPER good stuff

[Today at 12:01:49 PM] del ban Adam700Raptor08: haah

[Today at 12:01:53 PM] del ban SegKast: I was impressed

[Today at 12:02:11 PM] del ban Adam700Raptor08: TOUGH AND WIDE...it says on the package

[Today at 12:02:49 PM] del ban SegKast: says that on my package too

[Today at 12:03:13 PM] del ban SegKast: ba-dum crshhhhh

[Krandall]

[Today at 12:18:30 PM] del ban preddy08: i get raped every time I go ship something

[Today at 12:19:27 PM] del ban Krandall: like actually get raped?

[Today at 12:19:34 PM] del ban preddy08: litterly!

[Peelz]

[Today at 12:18:30 PM] del ban preddy08: i get raped every time I go ship something

[Today at 12:19:27 PM] del ban Krandall: like actually get raped?

[Today at 12:19:34 PM] del ban preddy08: litterly!

as in cat litter?

[Krandall]

"Better make a weak man your enemy than your friend." -Josh Billings


Born "Henry Wheeler Shaw," the 19th-century American journalist and humorist's articles were at first poorly received. He subsequently resubmitted his first attempt, originally titled "An Essay on the Mule," with vernacular misspellings in order to capture the slang of the day. This second attempt, renamed "An Essa on the Muel," launched his career as a folksy satirist. Shaw worked on steamboats, as a farmer and as an auctioneer before launching his career as a journalist; he's been described as the second most famous humor writer and lecturer in the United States in the second half of the 19th century, after Mark Twain.



peelz, if you cant add to the live chat. GTFO.

[Krandall]

[Today at 04:06:10 PM] Geo: someone phuck me

[Krandall]

"Man is an evasive beast, given to cultivating strange notions about himself. " -Upton Sinclair


In the American author's 1917 book The Profits of Religion, he disparaged institutionalized religion -- but not religion as a whole -- and characterized mankind as hypocritical and greedy. "What are we to say," Sinclair asked, "when we see idealism become hypocrisy, and the moral and spiritual heritage of mankind twisted to the knavish purposes of class-cruelty and greed?" Elsewhere, on his personal obligations, Sinclair wrote: "I have a conscience and a religious faith, and I know that our liberties were not won without suffering, and may be lost again through our cowardice. I intend to do my duty to my country."

[Spartan]

[Today at 06:26:08 PM] Langford: you know you are cheap when you buy shoes off ebay

[phucker]

Spartan727: Funny story, Dan, about when I first got to LS...

Spartan727: I asked where you were, and they said you were in the RV sleeping

Spartan727: then I think gunz told me to go in there and hump you

Lady4Fiddy: mmm... cooties

phucker: ya casue it was like 3am

Spartan727: About 4 or 5

phucker: ok well i was sleeping off my drunkeness

Spartan727: that was a long day...I was up for about 40 hours when I finally got sleep

Lady4Fiddy: you werent drunk Dan you were tired from driving so damn much

phucker: ok whatever i dont remember much lol

Lady4Fiddy:

Lady4Fiddy: I was tired the first night but I was too excited to sleep

phucker: funny... being around 60 penises doesnt excite me

Spartan727:

[Krandall]

"When a man begins to be hilarious in a sorrowful way you can bet a million that he is dyeing his hair. " -O. Henry


In the 19th-century American writer's short story "The Fool-Killer," the narrator, an author, characterizes an illustrator like this: "Kerner was a fool. Besides that, he was an artist and my good friend." William Sydney Porter -- who went by the pseudonym O. Henry -- perfected the surprise-ending short story over the course of his relatively brief career; he wrote nearly 400 short stories before his death at the age of 47.

[Krandall]

[Today at 04:23:16 PM] del ban Krandall: MD

[Today at 04:23:20 PM] del ban redraptor23: i got a 6 month warrantee. i highly doubt im gonna have probs

[Today at 04:23:20 PM] del ban SegKast: not as good as you all think

[Today at 04:23:21 PM] del ban SegKast: http://www.raptorforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=80002

[Today at 04:23:24 PM] del ban Krandall: how about you make RS a moderator on RF?

[Today at 04:23:27 PM] del ban Langford: I HATED avenged sevenfold up until about a year ago when I heard "You wont see me tonight, part 2"...been a fan ever since

[Today at 04:23:34 PM] del ban Krandall: I feel like we're a "higher up" council or something

[Today at 04:23:39 PM] del ban Krandall:

[Today at 04:23:45 PM] del ban SegKast: I just thought it woulda been a funny response lol

[Today at 04:23:47 PM] del ban Krandall: keeping everyone in the raptor world straight.

[Today at 04:23:54 PM] del ban redraptor23: shit i should

[Today at 04:23:56 PM] del ban Spartan727: he does have a stock cam

[Today at 04:23:58 PM] del ban Mad Dog:

[Today at 04:24:01 PM] del ban SegKast: lol fully Randy

[Today at 04:24:06 PM] del ban Spartan727: just say "no worries, I'm running a stock cam in my bike"

[Today at 04:24:15 PM] del ban Spartan727: he'll get the meaning

[Today at 04:24:16 PM] del ban redraptor23: LMAO!

[Today at 04:24:19 PM] del ban redraptor23: brb im gonna do it

[Today at 04:24:21 PM] del ban Mad Dog: I'd be happy to annex RS as the "OT BS section of RF"

[Today at 04:24:22 PM] del ban SegKast: yeah yeah, there ya go

[Today at 04:24:41 PM] del ban Krandall: aww wtf

[Today at 04:24:42 PM] del ban Spartan727: annex

[Today at 04:24:44 PM] del ban Langford: wow    

[Today at 04:24:46 PM] del ban Mad Dog: You guys all left me, but I like ya, so I had to come over here.

[Today at 04:24:49 PM] del ban Krandall: look how much we point out to you

[Today at 04:24:52 PM] del ban SegKast: you got it backwards MD. RF is the semi-on topic, but still mostly BS section of RS

[Krandall]

[Today at 04:39:26 PM] del ban Spartan727: I'm a flaming homosexual when drunk