Quote O' The Day

[Krandall]

[Today at 01:37:01 PM] del ban funyun: wow

[Today at 01:37:04 PM] del ban funyun: makes me think of a genius idea

[Today at 01:37:11 PM] del ban Lady4Fiddy: uh oh

[Today at 01:37:14 PM] del ban funyun: A rape van painted with a wheres waldo theme

[Today at 01:37:19 PM] del ban Krandall:

[Today at 01:37:21 PM] del ban funyun: and waldo is right next to the back door

[Krandall]

"At 21 a man is a musical instrument given to the other sex." -J. M. Barrie


The author, best remembered for Peter Pan, also wrote The Little Minister in 1891: the story of a minister who struggles to resist the advances of a noblewoman (played by Katherine Hepburn in the film adaptation released over 40 years later). "The life of every man," Barrie reflects, "is a diary in which he means to write one story, and writes another; and his humblest hour is when he compares the volume as it is with what he vowed to make it."

[Krandall]

[Today at 11:42:49 AM] del ban Johny_Ringo: thanks for the nuts funyun gotem saturday 


funyun's sharin his nuts....

[Krandall]

[Today at 02:38:41 PM] del ban Krandall: Yea, it sucks breaking heimens.

[Today at 02:38:42 PM] del ban Mad Dog: just better ones

[Today at 02:38:44 PM] del ban Lady4Fiddy: ERMAHGERD! Its coming up so fast!

[Krandall]

"A man's dying is more the survivors' affair than his own." -Thomas Mann


Widely considered to be one of the most influential works of 20th-century German literature, The Magic Mountain is intended as a satirical commentary on death and dying (he wrote the novel while his wife was in a sanatorium). Its main character, Hans Castorp, spends seven years trying to escape the bleakness and death of a sanatorium, until finally the novel concludes with his release and enlistment to serve in World War I. Despite the morbidity of the premise, the novel is not overwhelmingly negative: "I have made a dream poem of humanity. I will cling to it. I will be good. I will let death have no mastery over my thoughts. For therein lies goodness and love of humankind, and in nothing else."

[Krandall]

[Today at 04:00:10 PM] del ban preddy08: I love telling Aaron his future wife thinks I have tasty meat

[Today at 04:00:34 PM] del ban Krandall: is it wrong if I think you have tasty meat as well?

[Today at 04:01:44 PM] del ban preddy08: I aim to please both genders with my meat.

[Peelz]

it's all about the market share preddy. 

[Krandall]

"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche


The German philosopher used his late-19th-century novel Thus Spake Zarathustra to explore his own beliefs through the mouthpiece of the main character, Zarathustra, a fictional divine prophet. He wrote that man is a bridge between the animal and the ideal man (Uebermensch): "a dangerous wayfaring, a dangerous looking-back, a dangerous trembling and halting." He was somewhat less emphatic about women ("concerning woman, one should only talk unto men").

[Peelz]

quoting Nietschze now?

"GERD is dead."

LOLS my bro-in-law has a holy roller t-shirt that says "nietschze is dead" -GERD



"out of chaos, comes order"

[Peelz]

adam talking about his magic leg 

Today at 12:24:08 PM] Adam700Raptor08: NOT ITS NOT PEELS

[Today at 12:24:16 PM] Adam700Raptor08: LIKE SUCKING ON A 9V BATTERY

[Today at 12:25:12 PM] Adam700Raptor08: anywho

[Today at 12:25:31 PM] PeelsSE2: anywhoo 

[Today at 12:25:41 PM] PeelsSE2: dyin ova here

[Today at 12:26:12 PM] PeelsSE2: noted: do not touch prosthetic limbs with my tongue.

[Today at 12:26:30 PM] PeelsSE2: great advice as I go out into this world of unknowns

[Today at 12:26:35 PM] PeelsSE2: 

[Today at 12:26:59 PM] Adam700Raptor08: some countires...its considered an honor

stay classy adam

[Krandall]

"If you teach a man anything he will never learn it." -George Bernard Shaw


The 20th-century Irish playwright argued in his preface to Back to Methuselah, a series of plays, that false doctrine drove out actual genius, while "mindless forgotten nonentities governed the land" and "sent men to the prison or the gallows for blasphemy and sedition." The works envisioned the evolution of the human race in the distant future. Shaw's preface continued that "mankind cannot be saved from without, by schoolmasters or any other sort of masters: it can only be lamed and enslaved by them."

[Krandall]

[Today at 04:40:57 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: hey what if Im addicted to internet porn.. do I get a 10 minute break for that?

[Peelz]

smokers get a 10 minute break for their addiction. 

MD is addicted to banging farm animals, no break concession for that im sure, I don't see his boss saying why dont you take 10.

Im all about equality 

[funyun]

Peels you've got it all wrong. They arent addicted to smoking, they do it because they like to

[Peelz]

LOL funyun ^^^^



[Today at 07:27:21 AM] Chocolate Thunder: hahaha.  friday night we had to go shopping for a big black dildo

well theyre right arent they langford....

you don't go back.