Quote O' The Day

[Peelz]

[Today at 07:26:45 AM] Segkast: honestly, i get goosebumps when I think about you peels

quote changing douchewaffle! I win

never mess with a sicilian when death is on the line!

[Segkast]

Well, I've bested your spaniard and defeated your giant. I believe the sicilian dies shortly after your quote I WIN !

[Peelz]

Well, I've bested your spaniard and defeated your giant. I believe the sicilian dies shortly after your quote I WIN !

LMAO!!! "prepare to die!!!!!! "

[Colorado700R]

inconceivable!!!

[Segkast]

One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck in your ass too. Why don't you knock it off ?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out ?" My cousin was a weird guy.

-Brodie (Jason Lee), Mallrats

[Krandall]

[Krandall]

'Man is in love and loves what vanishes; what more is there to say?' -William Butler Yeats


Yeats was deeply interested in a sort of distinctly Irish mysticism and spent much of his life in unsuccessful pursuit of both romantic and political aspirations; the resigned yearning of this quote is emblematic of Yeats's sensibilities. The line comes from the poem "Nineteen Hundred and Nineteen," which proceeds: "All men are dancers and their tread / Goes to the barbarous clangour of a gong."

[Segkast]

"If you don't like gays, blame straight people. They're the ones who keep having gay babies. "

[Krandall]

[Today at 11:58:56 AM] del ban maguilar496: last time i got on it was pat, aaron and I

[Today at 11:58:57 AM] del ban preddy08: we'll get ya a girdle

[Today at 11:59:14 AM] del ban maguilar496: conversation went from me saying my dad was dieing..........

[Today at 11:59:19 AM] del ban maguilar496: to aaron boneing my mom and being my dad............

[Today at 11:59:21 AM] del ban maguilar496: lol

[Today at 11:59:28 AM] del ban maguilar496: lol

[Today at 11:59:34 AM] del ban maguilar496: you fuggers..

[Spartan]

[Today at 06:34:37 PM] Mad Dog: Called the boss today, told him I was callin' in sick
[Today at 06:34:53 PM] Mad Dog: He said, you don't sound sick....
[Today at 06:35:14 PM] Mad Dog: I told him, I'm f*ckin' my sister, sound sick enough for you?

[Krandall]

'A mature man is his own judge. In the end, his only firm support is being faithful to his own convictions.' -Dag Hammarskjold


Hammarskjold was the Secretary-General of the UN through the 1950s, a tumultuous period for the UN and for Hammarskjold in particular, during which he worked to defuse escalating conflict in the Congo; he was en route to negotiate for this purpose when he died in a plane crash in 1961. He was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize posthumously -- the only man to receive this particular honor -- and after Hammarskjold's death, John F. Kennedy would say of him: "I realize now that in comparison to him, I am a small man. He was the greatest statesman of our century."

[Krandall]

[Today at 09:09:25 AM] del ban preddy08: This guy really wants to win the local drag races.

[Today at 09:12:14 AM] del ban Krandall: thought you already won the drag competitions.

[Today at 09:12:24 AM] del ban Krandall:  

[Today at 09:12:26 AM] del ban Krandall:

[Today at 09:12:30 AM] del ban preddy08: no, it was semi close

[preddy08]

I dont know what made me think of this, but I freekin love it Someone name who said it!

Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?

[Colorado700R]

BeetleGuise  BeetleGuise BeetleGuise !!!

[Spartan]

Beetlejuice or Betelgeuse depending on how you like to spell it