Man Rules.

[Krandall]

 


Women cannot be annoying with a dick In their mouth.

A man should never refer to an athlete as a "stud".

If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

If she complains about the black eye, she needs another, she obviously didnt learn from the first one.

Your car is faster than everyone else's, no matter what.

[Livingmylife93]

 

[Warren]

never bail on your Raptor riding  buddies to go watch the sunset. 

who is this directed at peels?














and if i may remind all you guys i was the only one that got any that whole trip. and i mean with a female.   

[dragonz]

never bail on your Raptor riding  buddies to go watch the sunset. 

who is this directed at peels?














and if i may remind all you guys i was the only one that got any that whole trip. and i mean with a female.   

Sheep don't count 

[Krandall]

We fart loud and proud because we are men, if she does it, it's just disgusting!

If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

Completely disregard anything your girlfriend says about pornography.

Women get their period because they deserve it. 

[Peelz]

never bail on your Raptor riding  buddies to go watch the sunset. 

who is this directed at peels?



and if i may remind all you guys i was the only one that got any that whole trip. and i mean with a female.   

Point taken.... 

[Krandall]

Hug between men must always start with a handshake and can at no point become a two-arm embrace.

Is she more then 10 feet from the stove she has probably fled!

If a buddy is already singing along to a song in the car, you may not join him...too gay.

It's okay to be proud of the size of your feces.

If you have a wife, try to trade her for beer or a nice bicycle.

[Lady4Fiddy]

We fart loud and proud because we are men, if she does it, it's just disgusting!

If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

Completely disregard anything your girlfriend says about pornography.

Women get their period because they deserve it. 

Watch it Mr. Those are fighting words!   

[dragonz]

We fart loud and proud because we are men, if she does it, it's just disgusting!

If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

Completely disregard anything your girlfriend says about pornography.

Women get their period because they deserve it. 

Watch it Mr. Those are fighting words!   

BRING IT

[Lady4Fiddy]

We fart loud and proud because we are men, if she does it, it's just disgusting!

If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

Completely disregard anything your girlfriend says about pornography.

Women get their period because they deserve it. 

Watch it Mr. Those are fighting words!   

BRING IT

OH NO YOU DI N'T !!!!

[Krandall]

A man should never get a manicure.

It is only ok to cry if only 1 woman sees you, and it gets you laid for having "feelings".

It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

A man shall never lose to a woman in a video game.

If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with yourself.

[Colorado700R]

A man should never get a manicure. (TRUE)

It is only ok to cry if only 1 woman sees you, and it gets you laid for having "feelings". (why you giving my tricks away?)

It is acceptable for you to drive her car. (TRUE) It is not acceptable for her to drive yours. (Chicks driving P/U trucks is hot)

A man shall never lose to a woman in a video game. (NO Comment :'(  )

If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with yourself.  (It's mine goddamn it, I can play with it if I wanna!!! )

[Krandall]

 

[NaturalRaptor]

It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours. (Exception, when she is the Designated Driver and you get to wasted again)

[dragonz]

We fart loud and proud because we are men, if she does it, it's just disgusting!

If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

Completely disregard anything your girlfriend says about pornography.

Women get their period because they deserve it. 

Watch it Mr. Those are fighting words!   

BRING IT

OH NO YOU DI N'T !!!!

I haven't yet, but I still might