Man Rules.

[Krandall]

Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals

If a woman asks to open a jar, you must open it with ease, to prove your masculinity.

If it itches, it will be scratched.

When eating a banana, never look another man in the eyes and/or comment on the quality of the banana.

They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. To get to his wallet, you have to start a little lower.

[Colorado700R]

  all very true

[Krandall]

If a man is eating nachos and they are all stuck together, it is considered one nacho.

A man will never be afraid of thunderstorms. Ever.

Under no circumstances shall another man sit on your lap.

If a buddy is outnumbered, out manned, or too drunk to fight, you must jump into the fight.

The only pink things that men can like are lady parts and the inside of a steak.

[Peelz]

never bail on your Raptor riding  buddies to go watch the sunset. 

[Krandall]

If she complains about the toilet seat being up, complain about the toilet seat being down. You need it up.

In a 6 person hot tub, there should be a maximum of 3 guys.

No man shall ever turn down free beer because "it's not their brand."

Never get out of the shower to take a piss.

Do not have a conversation at a urinal.

[Colorado700R]

never withold from passing gas when company comes over, it's your house, FERK them!!

[preddy08]

never withold from passing gas when company comes over, it's your house, FERK them!!

Peelz and gunny can attest to that one. I think my truck still stinks from the trip

[Krandall]

Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

All men shall add 2 inches to thier penis size when talking about it  (Unless peelz... then add 6 )

Do not get a visible tattoo larger than your penis

When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

It is okay to once in a while pretend that shopping is fun...if it means you're getting laid that night.

[Peelz]

STFU Randy


+1 on the Christopher COlumbus one though.

[Lady4Fiddy]

never withold from passing gas when company comes over, it's your house, FERK them!!

Your gas problem is why our couch smells like ass!   :'(

[Colorado700R]

and....................you're welcome

[preddy08]

and....................you're welcome

Fabreeze is no match for Aarons foul ass.






















So I've herd

[Krandall]

Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

Salad is not food.

With the exceptions of fast food cups, a man should never drink out of a straw.

It is okay to forget bithdays, anniversaries, etc. it is not okay to forget your favorite team's win-loss record for the last five years.

Men can only use the word "breasts" in the company of their mother, grandmother or wife. Iin the company of other men the acceptable terms are Boobs, tits, knockers, ta ta's or funbags.

[scurry57]

on a side note to your urinal rule. test your mens room etiquette
http://gamescene.com/The_Urinal_Game_game.html

[Blair]

All men shall add 2 inches to thier penis size when talking about it  (Unless peelz... then add 6 )

from a word of the day email that i get.... rather appropriate if you ask me...

June 20: dick inches

Arbitrary (and usually incorrect) units of measurement used mostly by males. Derives from men overestimating their penis size. Dick inches are much shorter than actual inches. Hence a guy can claim to have a 9 inch penis when it is actually closer to 5-6 inches. The term "dick inches" is usually used when over-estimating non-penis measurements.

fellow one: "Finally! There's a parking spot!"
fellow two: "No way, man...You can't park within 30 feet of a stop sign."
fellow one: "There's plenty of room."
fellow two: "Yeah, only if you're measuring in dick inches."