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[Peelz]

once you go black.......

you are a crackhead for life?

[Krandall]

To all US redditors,

Today is Election Day in the United States. Regardless of which candidate you believe spells certain doom for our nation, voting is a right and one of the most effective ways of influencing how our country is run.

Here are some resources with sample ballots, polling place locations, and more:

Voteplz
VOTE.org
This is Reddit's third election cycle, and we know emotions run high this time of year. The United States celebrates the longest stretch of uninterrupted peaceful transfers of power in the world. When the dust settles, our country will still be standing, as will Reddit, and we can get back to arguing about whether a hotdog is sandwich (it's not).

u/spez, Reddit CEO



well said. but

[Peelz]

To all US redditors,

Today is Election Day in the United States. Regardless of which candidate you believe spells certain doom for our nation, voting is a right and one of the most effective ways of influencing how our country is run.

Here are some resources with sample ballots, polling place locations, and more:

Voteplz
VOTE.org
This is Reddit's third election cycle, and we know emotions run high this time of year. The United States celebrates the longest stretch of uninterrupted peaceful transfers of power in the world. When the dust settles, our country will still be standing, as will Reddit, and we can get back to arguing about whether a hotdog is sandwich (it's not).

u/spez, Reddit CEO



well said. but

yuusss!

[Hefe]

a hotdog is NOT a fuckin sammich!

[Krandall]

a hotdog is NOT a fuckin sammich!

Why not? It fits the requirements.. meat sandwiched between bread

[Peelz]

a hotdog is NOT a fuckin sammich!

Why not? It fits the requirements.. meat sandwiched between bread

the bread should not be connected at the edge like a piano hinge!!

[Krandall]

a hotdog is NOT a fuckin sammich!

Why not? It fits the requirements.. meat sandwiched between bread

the bread should not be connected at the edge like a piano hinge!!

If you run out of hot dog buns.. and use a slice of bread. THEN is it a sandwich?

[Peelz]

a hotdog is NOT a fuckin sammich!

Why not? It fits the requirements.. meat sandwiched between bread

the bread should not be connected at the edge like a piano hinge!!

If you run out of hot dog buns.. and use a slice of bread. THEN is it a sandwich?

this is my only pun in the game of life.....

[funyun]

The multiple stages of the rare chance that Trump actually wins

Seeing him announced as the winner on TV

Logging onto facebook and seeing everyone crying or mad as fuk

Going outside to watch the world burn and people riot

After watching the world burn for a bit you settle down for some reading about all the celebrities you're glad to see move to another country

[Peelz]

funyun, that is ferkin brilliant!! 

[Hefe]

[Krandall]

Holy LOLOLOL

[funyun]

I forgot to mention this is playing in the background for the last stage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE

[Hefe]

very much looking forward to the last stage!

[Peelz]

you may all go now. peace be unto thee.