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[Peelz]

Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Vag
http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-vag/


A Florida woman recently caused an accident while on her way to visit her boyfriend. Police say Spartan727 was driving and had her ex-husband take the wheel for her from the passenger's seat while she prepared for a date.

While on the way to Key West, Pattumz sensed that her vaj wasn't smooth enough, so she decided to shave it. The Truck she was driving slammed into the back of another vehicle and she kept on going.


Now she and her shaved beaver are likely headed to jail.

That coulda waited Pat. 

[Krandall]

Courtesy of Nikki:

Woman Charged for Squirting Breast Milk at Deputy
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,588369,00.html?test=latestnews


A Kentucky woman was charged with assault after she allegedly squirted breast milk into the face of a deputy, sparking online debate Sunday in the local media.

Toni Tramel, 31, was arrested Thursday for public intoxication in Owensboro, WYMT-TV reported, but it is what she did next which has attracted headlines.

As Tramel changed into an inmate uniform, she squirted a stream of breast milk into the face of the female deputy watching over her.

A press release from the Daviess County, Kentucky, Detention Center, said that after the deputy decontaminated herself from the "bio-hazard", Tramel was charged with third degree assault.

While the public drunkenness was merely a misdemeanor offense, the assault is a felony charge and a US$10,000 bond was set.

Reports of the case have sparked debates about whether using breast milk as a weapon should constitute a felony assault case, with many readers likening it to an accused person spitting on an officer.

Also sparking feedback has been the use of the term "bio-hazard" to describe breast milk.

[Peelz]

HOTT!

[Colorado700R]

So First person gamers.........

Is that considered "dual wielding"

[Hefe]

Akimbo FTW

[Krandall]

pow pow!

[Hefe]

[Krandall]

"Machine gun jubblies... How did I miss those baby?"

[Krandall]

Soldier tells how he threw back Taliban grenade
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100309/wl_nm/us_britain_grenade


LONDON (Reuters) – A soldier serving with the British Army in Afghanistan has told of the moment he threw back a Taliban hand grenade, telling himself: "I've really only got one chance to do this."

Rifleman James McKie from Recce Platoon, 3rd Battalion The Rifles was under fire from three directions on a roof when the grenade hit his platoon commander and landed at his feet.

"My first thought was I hope this doesn't hurt too much," the New Zealander said. "That, and I've really only got one chance to do this.

"If it fails, either way, doing nothing, I'm going to get the same amount of hurt. So I picked it up and threw it off the roof."

It exploded in mid-air just seconds later, sending shrapnel flying.

A media statement from The Rifles at Camp Bastion in Afghanistan, which carried McKie's account, said his actions helped to save the lives of his commander and one other soldier who were involved in a fire-fight in the Sangin area of Helmand province, where six British soldiers have been killed in the last week. "We were in a high position on a compound roof," McKie went on. "There was no way you could throw yourself off and not get injured, so I made a decision to pick up the grenade and throw it off the roof.

"I tried to throw it properly, to clear the roof. I didn't want to do it half-arsed and have them throw it back at us or anything like that.

"I remember thinking that if I didn't pull this off, it was going to hurt. But at that stage I was pretty much committed."

McKie sustained fragmentation injuries to his right arm and face as the grenade exploded mid air, close to where he stood.

Fragmentation also hit his Platoon commander Captain Graeme Kerr who received leg injuries and who is recovering at Selly Oak Hospital in Britain.

"In retrospect, people keep telling me how brave I am, which I'm slightly embarrassed about," said McKie, who previously served in the New Zealand army.

"I'd like to think that anyone in that situation would have done the same or something similar because you can't just sit there and let yourself or other people get hurt.

"I don't feel particularly brave. I thought: I have to do this to survive."

[Hefe]

http://pc.ign.com/articles/107/1075023p1.html

Everything We Know About Call of Dutygate
Catch up on the ongoing legal war between Infinity Ward and Activision.
by Ryan Geddes
March 5, 2010 - This week, the gaming world watched with morbid fascination as Infinity Ward, the development studio that created the enormously popular Call of Duty series, imploded. In a flurry of press releases, legal filings, rumors and social networking status changes, Infinity Ward developers and publisher/owner Activision took their private war public.

The extent of the damage is still unknown, but we have solid intel in a few key areas. First, we know key Infinity Ward developers Jason West and Vince Zampella have been forced out in the wake of a bitter dispute with their corporate masters. It's trouble, we're told, that had been brewing for a long time. We also know Activision is already moving on with the Call of Duty franchise, giving new installments to internal studios Sledgehammer Games and Treyarch.

[Krandall]

Read about that yesterday, it doesn't sound good.

[Hefe]

I am sure it will all shake out and have little effect on us anyway, but nice read

[Krandall]

I am sure it will all shake out and have little effect on us anyway, but nice read

the corporate big wigs always tryin to smack the little man down.

[Hefe]

fuckin whitey!
keepin us down!