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[Peelz]

why do they think we need faster?
I think the 15 meg service is PLENTY fast for anyone

streaming teh p0rnz

[Hefe]

you can only see it as fast as it plays...

[Peelz]

you can only see it as fast as it plays...

multiple angle, of multiple vids 

[Colorado700R]

Peels must be into the first person mass bukakke experience

[Peelz]

Peels must be into the first person mass bukakke experience

pshhhh like youre not..... 

[Colorado700R]

A judge set bond for Oneal Ron Morris on Friday on the manslaughter charge and a charge of practicing medicine without a license causing bodily harm, according HLN affiliate WPLG.

Police say Morris would inject a combination of Fix-a-Flat, cement, mineral oil and super glue into women's buttocks. Authorities arrested her in November for practice medicine without a license. She pleaded not guilty to that allegation in April.

Investigators say one of Morris' clients, 32-year-old Shatarka Nuby, died in March due to complications from cosmetic procedures. According to the arrest warrant, Nuby identified Morris from a photo line-up as the person who injected her at least 10 times between 2007 and 2011. Nuby said the majority of the sessions took place at her Broward County home.

In court, Morris' attorney said Nuby had breast implants and liposuction after Morris' injections and those may have caused her death, according to WPLG.

[Krandall]

I remember reading about that back in Nov. effin nuts

[Krandall]

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/olympics-fourth-place-medal/weightlifter-sa-jae-hyouk-dislocates-elbow-london-olympics-083825819--oly.html

[disco]

http://www.chron.com/news/article/Officials-seized-30-000-marijuana-plants-in-Texas-3778683.php

"The plants are to be burned in a landfill and buried Friday."  be back later guys.   

[Krandall]

best story headline in a long time

http://news.yahoo.com/pew-pew-pew-nasas-curiosity-rover-zaps-mars-051410654.html

[Krandall]

http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/elderly-woman-ruins-19th-century-fresco-restoration-attempt-191155838--abc-news-topstories.html

It's one thing to stage a do-it-yourself renovation on a table, mirror or painting found deep in the weeds of a yard sale.

It's quite another to attempt a repair job on a one-of-a-kind 19 th century fresco by the Spanish painter Elias Garcia Martinez with a few broad brushstrokes.

Such was the lesson learned by an elderly member of the Santuario de Misericodia church in Borja, in northeastern Spain. Her handiwork, or lack thereof, was discovered after the painter's granddaughter donated the work, "Ecce Homo," to the archive of religious paintings housed at the Centro de Estudios Borjano, also in Borja.

When officials from the center went to examine the work at the church a few weeks ago, they found it was not as Martinez had left it, the U.K.'s Telegraph reported.

The last photo taken of the artwork before any damage was done, in 2010, showed Martinez's intricate brush strokes around the face of Jesus. A photo taken in July by center officials for a catalog of regional religious art showed the painting splattered by white marks, possibly the work of the woman trying to remove paint. The final photo, taken this month after Martinez's relative donated the work, showed broad and thick layers of paint now covering important details in the work, such as the crown of thorns on Jesus' head.

While not a good day for art historians, local officials said the restoration attempt by the woman, said to be in her 80s, was not malicious, just misguided.

Juan Maria Ojeda, the city councilor in charge of cultural affairs, told the Spanish newspaper El Pais that the woman turned herself in and admitted causing the damage when she realized it had "gotten out of hand." He added that the woman, who was not identified, attempted to restore the work with "with good intentions."

The U.K.'s Independent reported the church and center are now trying to assess the damage to the painting and determine whether a professional can restore Martinez's work. Ojeda added that the woman herself would meet with restorers to explain what kind of materials she used to help them undo the damage.

There was no figure given on the value of the work, said to hold more sentimental than artistic value because Martinez's family is known in the local community.

[Krandall]

not breaking news by any means, but this is just an interesting read:


http://www.theverge.com/2012/7/26/3184496/hacked-brain-adderall-cautionary-tale

[Krandall]

http://www.blackbearcasinoresort.com/recordburger.html



Carlton, Minn., Sept. 2, 2012 – Black Bear Casino Resort smashed the Guinness World Record for largest hamburger today with a bacon cheeseburger weighing more than a ton.

The behemoth burger was 10-feet in diameter and weighed 2,014 pounds, breaking the previous record of 881 lbs. 13 oz. in the biggest burger one-off event category. More than 60 pounds of bacon, 50 pounds of lettuce, 50 pounds of sliced onions, 40 pounds of pickles and 40 pounds of American cheese topped off the burger.

"I'm very proud of everyone involved in setting this record," Black Bear Casino Resort Executive Chef Gerald Bayerl said. "Countless hours and incredible ingenuity went in to accomplishing this enormous accomplishment. This is another example of how the Bear is unique, entertaining and always unexpected."

A giant outdoor oven equipped with four propane-fueled torches traditionally used for weed burning was specially engineered and constructed to cook the bun and burger. Steel skillets spanning 15 feet were also constructed, and a crane was used to hoist and flip the giant burger and bun during the cooking and assembly process.

The burger was served to spectators and guests free of charge at the Big Burger Bash event outside of the Otter Creek Event Center's east entrance at Black Bear Casino. The event included live entertainment from the Jimmy Buffet tribute band "Son of a Sailor."

"I was just totally impressed with the whole thing. It was amazing," Pat Hendrickson, event participant from Twig, Minn. said. "And the burger is great. The seasoning is great. Everything is good on it."

Philip Robertson, adjudicator from Guinness World Records, was flown in especially for this event to verify the world record.

"I get the privilege of seeing amazing things every week," Robertson said. "What I saw today was a feat of remarkable teamwork that resulted in a world record burger that actually tastes really good."

The burger took close to four hours to bake at 350 degrees Fahrenheit, and the overall it took more than seven hours to cook the bun.

The bun was baked by Twig Bakery, Sysco donated the meat and condiments and the crane was provide by Steve Kolb Construction.

[Peelz]

how many calories?

[Krandall]

my boss told me to never ask questions you don't want to know the answer to.