attn people

Started by UncleBeaner, June 02, 2009, 07:06:56 PM

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UncleBeaner

im do believe ive broken one of my testicals. looks like surgery is needed. not cool. done bitching. let the ball jokes start
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Nick

what the FERK!  i wonder what the other guy looks like!

Colorado700R

Well done Manders, well done :nod:

Gunz

Cut that f***er off and buy a new one. :clap: Get one that clanks when you walk. Amazing what kind of stuff you can do with balls that clank. Boo ya


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941 +10 w/bar

UncleBeaner

carring my washer and dryer downstairs by myself did it. i was reduced to tears today  :( anyone have this fancy surgery? were they put the mesh in to hold you together?
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Temptation

That is just stupid   ??? ???


UncleBeaner

my friends can sense work needs to be done they dont answer phones it was starting to rain so i did what i had to do
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Lady4Fiddy

Does it really need to be fixed?   :confused:

Do you really need that other ball?   ???

Are you planning on reproducing?   :help:

If you answered NO to all these questions, just have it removed and not fixed.

Maybe your good one will grow without the bad one there and you could have one huge ball!   :rolleyes:

Whatever you do... get well Buddy!  :thumbs:
Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me! >:D

UncleBeaner

yes yes and yes. double henia and some tore something is what the word is so far
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preddy08

Quote from: UncleBeaner on June 02, 2009, 09:20:45 PM
yes yes and yes. double henia and some tore something is what the word is so far



Dont feel too bad I had a buddy TEAR open his sack doing a ex-up on a BMX bike and his balls fell out!! Hes the only person that can say hes held his balls in his hands.....lol.

FYI, he has two kids now  ???
Just a little 81hp trail bike.


Lady4Fiddy

Ok, well quit trying to be the Incredible Hulk, those hernia's suck, and once you get one it is easy to have it happen again.

Hope your Groin gets better soon!  ;)
Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me! >:D

Colorado700R

good soak your nads in warm salt water......or Krandalls mouth....both are soothing

Peelz

Try rubbing some ICY HOT on them. :lol: Serious, it will feel good.
Krandall: "peelz. I'll be real with you. As much as I hate on you for soccer, I really don't mind it"


UncleBeaner

Quote from: PeelsSE2 on June 02, 2009, 10:15:28 PM
Try rubbing some ICY HOT on them. :lol: Serious, it will feel good.

the icy yes the hot no
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Colorado700R

I told you using Nair was a bad idea beans