attn people

[unclesharty]

I thought Manders kept your balls safe in her purse?

Zig twisted a nut when we were in 7th grade and he had to get surgery. Are u sure its a nut and not a hernia?

[Lady4Fiddy]

Try rubbing some ICY HOT on them. Serious, it will feel good.

My good friend rubbed Icy Hot on her man's genitalia while he was passed out drunk, and he woke up screaming,   :'(  then she poured hot candle wax on his junk and he passed out again.   

He was extremely upset the next morning when he woke up to wax covered balls, and asked "what the Hell happened last night?"  She told him he was running around nude rubbing Icy Hot on his junk, and then he poured candle wax on himself cause it was burning.  He was so embarrassed by his actions. He believed it for a couple months til we told him the truth. Poor Guy!

[Peelz]

Wow. 

[kyledvor61]

ham sandwich?

[Krandall]

Hope you feel better man. That really sucks.

guess that means no chevy working

[kdanderson5]

I know a guy from when I built grain bins that had his nuts ripped out. We were installing the floor and there is 1' supports under the actual floor. He was walking backwards and fell off the edge and fell just perfectly to have his groin get caught on the top of the metal supports. He fell to the floor, his nuts stayed on top of the support! 

But he had surgery and he says all is good now. Ill take his word for it 

He is the only guy I know thats had his nuts out of the sack and 6 inches above his body! It looked like it sucked just a smidge

[Krandall]

oh man..... 

makes me cringe

[UncleBeaner]

just got back from doctor looks like surgery is in order. but beans doesnt have insurance.  :'( :'(

[Colorado700R]

I don't think elective Penis extensions are covered by most insurance companies.....



Randy, what did you pay???

[UncleBeaner]

in all seriousness this sucks im off to sell my junk to pay for this. no more trucks and jeeps for me  

[Krandall]

What's the official word? Hernia or torn bals?

[Colorado700R]

I say Raptorsource puts together a new campaign to help our members (Punny) in need.

lets get your paypal addy for a "Save beaner's sack" charity drive!!!

[UncleBeaner]

What's the official word? Hernia or torn bals?

double hernia as of now

[UncleBeaner]

I say Raptorsource puts together a new campaign to help our members (Punny) in need.

lets get your paypal addy for a "Save beaner's sack" charity drive!!!

funny

[disco]

Can't you show up at a hospital favorited by immigrants of a non-legal status?  They get it free, why can't you?  Seriously, I'd be searching for charity (term?) hospitals for people with no insurance.