Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXI

[Colorado700R]

later Chief wounded sack 

[LittleBuddha]

Getting her started early.   

[Krandall]

You are in SOOO much trouble when she's older. 

[LittleBuddha]

You are in SOOO much trouble when she's older. 

Tell me about it.  I can't believe I'm having another one.  I'm screwed.

[Krandall]

 

All I can do is wish you good luck sir.


I'm bustin outta this place. I'll catch ya later man!

Dolphins for the win!

[Flynbyu]

I brought the car in to change the mud, and it has made my day.

A 1948 T6 Texan landed across the street. I borrowed the service departments shitty camera and snapped a few pics of my whip and the T-6.

Enjoy,

~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

Goddamn, that is a good lookin' airplane.  I always loved the big old slow fuckers.  Probably wouldn't have liked going against some Zekes in those fuckers...  Nicely done sir.   

[Flynbyu]

Getting her started early.   

She's such a cute kid.

You're are going to be in trouble in another 10-12 years man. You're going to have to put the fear of GERD into some boys.

~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

All I can do is wish you good luck sir.


I'm bustin outta this place. I'll catch ya later man!

Dolphins for the win!

Not cool Randy.  You are a cocksucker.  

[LittleBuddha]

Getting her started early.   

She's such a cute kid.

You're are going to be in trouble in another 10-12 years man. You're going to have to put the fear of GERD into some boys.

~Brian

Thanks man.  I know.  It was me and her all weekend as the wife had major studying to do.  She was my good luck charm.  I played out of my mind yesterday.  I will scare some boys, believe me.  I had to set the mother in law straight last week.  I think I made my point.   

[Flynbyu]

Good.

Hopefully in mother in law calms the f*ck down.

Awesome.

I haven't swung my sticks in a long time. You've got some beautiful courses there in in Phoenix area. Expensive green fees too.

~Brian

[Krandall]

GOOD NIGHT RAPTORSOURCE!!! 

[Flynbyu]

Today in history...

Mar 31 1492

Ferdinand and Isabel expel all of the Jews from Spain. Even with the infusions of gold and silver arriving during the 16th century from the Americas, this is an act from which Spain never recovers. By expelling their merchant and banking class, Jews and Muslims, the country is left ill-equipped to process the new wealth, which ultimately winds up in the coffers of other countries and squandered on disastrous military campaigns.

Mar 31 1889

Phallic symbol Eiffel Tower completed.

Mar 31 1959

The Dalai Lama is forced to leave Tibet, after the Red Communists make it very unpleasant for him to stay. He accuses the Chinese of making genocide against the Tibetan people, by systematic destruction of Tibetan culture and execution of thousands of prominent citizens.

Mar 31 1991

Danny Bonaduce arrested for assault after he fought with a transvestite prostitute. No contest, 750 hours community service.

Mar 31 1995

The president of the Selena Fan Club, Yolanda Saldivar, kills the Tejano music popstar Selena in Corpus Christi, TX. "It just went off, I didn't mean to do it. I didn't mean to kill anybody". That might be true, but the jury did not believe her.

Mar 31 1996

During a homebrew exorcism in Rhode Island, a man accidentally punctures the esophagus of his mother-in-law when he jams two pointy steel crucifixes down her throat, causing a large quantity of blood to gush out. Mario Garcia is later charged with assault with a dangerous weapon.

Mar 31 2005

Long-time vegetable Terri Schiavo finally expires despite manufactured outrage from Tom DeLay, Bill Frist and Rick Santorum. An autopsy eventually reveals that Terri had checked out a long time ago, having suffered extensive brain damage, directly contradicting Dr. Frist's earlier diagnosis made from the floor of the Senate.

Birthdays today...
250 - Constantius Chlorus, Roman Emperor (d. 306)
1360 - Philippa of Lancaster, queen of Portugal (d. 1415)
1425 - Bianca Maria Visconti, Duchess of Milan (d. 1468)
1499 - Pope Pius IV (d. 1565)
1504 - Guru Angad Dev, second Sikh guru (d. 1552)
1519 - King Henry II of France (d. 1559)
1536 - Ashikaga Yoshiteru, Japanese shogun (d. 1565)
1576 - Louise Juliana of Nassau, Regent of Bohemia (d. 1644)
1596 - René Descartes, French mathematician (d. 1650)
1621 - Andrew Marvell, English poet (d. 1678)
1651 - Karl II, Elector Palatine (d. 1685)
1685 - Johann Sebastian Bach Influential German composer and organist. (d. 1750)
1675 - Pope Benedict XIV (d. 1758)
1718 - Marianne Victoria of Borbón, queen regent of Portugal (d. 1781)
1723 - King Frederick V of Denmark (d. 1766)
1730 - Étienne Bézout, French mathematician (d. 1783)
1732 - Joseph Haydn, Austrian composer (d. 1809)
1777 - Charles Cagniard de la Tour, French physicist (d. 1859)
1778 - Coenraad Jacob Temminck, Dutch zoologist (d. 1858)
1794 - Thomas McKean Thompson McKennan, American politician (d. 1852)
1809 - Edward FitzGerald, English poet (d. 1883)
1811 - Robert Wilhelm Bunsen, German chemist and inventor (d. 1899)
1819 - Prince Chlodwig zu Hohenlohe-Schillingsfürst, Chancellor of Germany (d. 1901)
1847 - Yegor Ivanovich Zolotarev, Russian mathematician (d. 1878)
1855 - Alfred E. Hunt, founder of Alcoa (d. 1899)
1871 - Arthur Griffith, President of Ireland (d. 1922)
1872 - Alexandra Kollontai, Russian ambassador to Norway (d. 1952)
1872 - Serge Diaghilev, Russian ballet impresario (Ballets Russes) (d. 1929)
1876 - Borisav "Bora" Stanković, Serbian writer (d. 1927)
1878 - Jack Johnson, American boxer (d. 1946)
1884 - Adriaan van Maanen, Dutch-American astronomer (d. 1946)
1885 - Pascin, Bulgarian painter (d. 1930)
1890 - William Lawrence Bragg, English physicist, Nobel laureate (d. 1971)
1891 - Victor Varconi, Hungarian film actor (d. 1976)
1893 - Clemens Krauss, Austrian conductor (d. 1954)
1906 - Shin'ichiro Tomonaga, Japanese physicist, Nobel laureate (d. 1979)
1907 - Eddie Quillan, American actor (d. 1990)
1908 - Red Norvo, American jazz vibraphonist (d. 1999)
1911 - Elisabeth Grümmer, German soprano (d. 1986)
1914 - Octavio Paz, Mexican diplomat and writer, Nobel laureate (d. 1998)
1915 - Albert Hourani, English historian (d. 1993)
1915 - Shoichi Yokoi, Japanese military man (d. 1997)
1916 - Lucille Bliss, American voice actress
1916 - John H. Wood, Jr., American federal judge (d. 1979)
1919 - Frank Akins, American football player (d. 1993)
1920 - Deborah Cavendish, Duchess of Devonshire, English Duchess, now Dowager Duchess
1922 - Richard Kiley, American actor and singer (d. 1999)
1924 - Leo Buscaglia, American author (d. 1998)
1924 - Charles Guggenheim, American film director/producer (d. 2002)
1925 - Jean Coutu, French Canadian actor (d. 1999)
1926 - John Fowles, English author (d. 2005)
1927 - César Chávez, American labor activist (d. 1993)
1927 - William Daniels, American actor
1928 - Lefty Frizzell, American singer and songwriter (d. 1975)
1928 - Gordie Howe, Canadian ice hockey player
1929 - Liz Claiborne, Belgian-born American fashion designer (d. 2007)
1929 - Bertram Fields, American lawyer
1931 - Miller Barber, American golfer
1932 - Nagisa Oshima, Japanese film director
1933 - Nichita Stănescu, Romanian poet (d. 1983)
1934 - Richard Chamberlain, American actor
1934 - Shirley Jones, American singer and actress
1934 - Carlo Rubbia, Italian physicist, Nobel laureate
1934 - John D. Loudermilk, American singer and songwriter
1935 - Herb Alpert, American trumpeter and band leader
1935 - Judith Rossner, American author
1936 - Bob Pulford, Canadian ice hockey player
1936 - Marge Piercy, American writer
1936 - Dokumamushi Sandayu, Japanese actor
1938 - Sheila Dikshit, Chief Minister of Delhi
1938 - Bill Hicke, Canadian ice hockey player (d. 2005)
1938 - Michiko Nomura, Japanese voice actor
1938 - Arthur B. Rubinstein, American composer
1938 - David Steel, Scottish politician
1939 - Zviad Gamsakhurdia, first President of Georgia (d. 1993)
1939 - Volker Schlöndorff, German film director
1940 - Barney Frank, U.S. Representative from Massachusetts
1940 - Patrick Leahy, U.S. Senator from Vermont
1942 - Michael Savage, American talk radio host and commentator
1942 - Ulla Hoffmann, Swedish politician
1943 - Christopher Walken, American actor
1944 - Pascal Danel, French singer and songwriter
1944 - Mick Ralphs, English guitarist (Mott the Hoople, Bad Company)
1945 - Valerie Curtin, American actress, writer, and producer
1945 - Gabe Kaplan, American actor and comedian
1946 - Gonzalo Márquez, Venezuelan baseball player (d. 1984)
1947 - César Gaviria Trujillo, President of Colombia
1948 - Al Gore, former Vice President of the United States and recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize
1948 - Rhea Perlman, American actress
1948 - Gustaaf Van Cauter, Belgian cyclist
1950 - Ed Marinaro, American football player and actor
1950 - András Adorján, Hungarian chess player
1951 - Frankie Sabath, Puerto Rican performer/singer
1955 - Angus Young, Scottish-born Australian guitarist (AC/DC)
1955 - Robert Vance, New Zealand cricketer
1957 - Marc McClure, American actor
1957 - Alan Duncan, British politician
1958 - Tony Cox, American actor
1959 - Ali McMordie, Irish bassist (Stiff Little Fingers)
1962 - John Taylor, American football player
1962 - Mark Begich, U.S. Senator from Alaska
1963 - Paul Mercurio, Australian actor/dancer
1964 - Paul Wong Koon-Chung, Hong Kong musician (Beyond)
1965 - Tom Barrasso, American ice hockey player
1965 - Jean-Christophe Lafaille, French mountaineer (d. 2006)
1965 - Steven T. Seagle, American comic-book writer
1966 - Roger Black, English athlete
1968 - Naoya Ogawa, Japanese professional wrestler
1969 - Samantha Brown, American television host
1969 - Steve Smith, American basketball player
1969 - Nyamko Sabuni, Swedish politician
1971 - Pavel Bure, Russian ice hockey player
1971 - Ewan McGregor, Scottish actor
1972 - Alejandro Amenábar, Spanish film director
1972 - Andrew Bowen, American actor
1972 - Hristos Polihroniou, Greek hammer thrower
1973 - Bold Forbes, Puerto Rican/American thoroughbred racehorse (d. 2000)
1974 - Stefan Olsdal, Swedish bassist (Placebo)
1974 - Benjamin Eicher, Swiss film director
1975 - Adam Green, American film director
1976 - Josh Saviano, American actor
1976 - Ashton Moore, American porn actress
1977 - Toshiya, Japanese musician (Dir en grey)
1977 - Garth Tander, Australian racing driver
1978 - Stephen Clemence, English footballer
1978 - Jérôme Rothen, French footballer
1978 - Tony Yayo, American rapper
1979 - Josh Kinney, American baseball player
1979 - Amey Date, Indian playback singer
1980 - Chien-Ming Wang, Taiwanese baseball player
1980 - Maaya Sakamoto, Japanese voice actor
1980 - Michael Ryder, Canadian ice hockey player
1981 - Maarten van der Weijden, Dutch swimmer
1981 - Pa Dembo Tourray, Gambian footballer
1982 - Tal Ben Haim, Israeli footballer
1982 - Philippe Mexès, French footballer
1982 - Lennon Murphy, American rock singer/songwriter
1983 - Paddy McCarthy, Irish footballer
1983 - Vlasios Maras, Greek gymnast
1984 - James Jones, American football player
1984 - David Clarkson (ice hockey), Canadian Ice Hockey Player
1986 - Cveta Majtanović, Serbian singer, winner of Pop Idol.
1987 - Humpy Koneru, Indian chess grandmaster
1988 - Hogan Ephraim, English footballer

Famous deaths...
1074 - Regency Yorimichi Fujiwara of Japan (b. 992)
1204 - Eleanor of Aquitaine, Queen of France and England (b. 1121)
1340 - Ivan I of Russia, Prince of Moscow (b. 1288)
1547 - Francis I of France (b. 1494)
1567 - Philipp I of Hesse (b. 1504)
1621 - Philip III of Spain (b. 1578)
1631 - John Donne, English writer and prelate (b. 1572)
1671 - Anne Hyde, wife of James II of England (b. 1637)
1703 - Johann Christoph Bach, German composer (b. 1642)
1723 - Edward Hyde, 3rd Earl of Clarendon, British-born U.S. state governor (b. 1661)
1727 - Sir Isaac Newton, English mathematician and physicist (b. 1643)
1741 - Pieter Burmann the Elder, Dutch classical scholar (b. 1668)
1783 - Nikita Ivanovich Panin, Russian statesman (b. 1718)
1837 - John Constable, English painter (b. 1776)
1850 - John C. Calhoun, 7th Vice President of the United States (b. 1782)
1855 - Charlotte Brontë, English author (b. 1816)
1877 - Antoine Augustin Cournot, French mathematician (b. 1801)
1880 - Henryk Wieniawski, Polish composer (b. 1835)
1885 - Franz Wilhelm Abt, German composer (b. 1819)
1913 - John Pierpont Morgan, American financier (b. 1837)
1917 - Emil Adolf von Behring, German physician, Nobel laureate (b. 1854)
1915 - Wyndham Halswelle, Scottish athlete (b. 1882)
1927 - Borisav "Bora" Stanković, Serbian writer (b. 1875)
1931 - Knute Rockne, American football coach (b. 1888)
1935 - Georges V. Matchabelli, Russian-born perfumer (b. 1885)
1944 - Mineichi Koga, Japanese admiral (b. 1885)
1945 - Hans Fischer, German chemist, Nobel laureate (b. 1881)
1945 - Anne Frank, German-born diarist (b. 1929)
1952 - Wallace H. White, Jr., American politician (b. 1877)
1956 - Ralph DePalma, Italian-born race car driver (b. 1884)
1968 - Grover Lowdermilk, American baseball player (b. 1885)
1972 - Meena Kumari, Indian actress (b. 1932)
1975 - Percy Alliss, English Golfer (b. 1897)
1976 - Paul Strand, American photographer (b. 1890)
1978 - Charles Best, Canadian medical scientist (b. 1899)
1980 - Vladimír Holan, Czech poet (b. 1905)
1980 - Jesse Owens, American athlete (b. 1913)
1981 - Enid Bagnold, British playwright (b. 1889)
1983 - Christina Stead, Australian writer (b. 1902)
1984 - Ronald Clark O'Bryan, American murderer (b. 1944)
1986 - O'Kelly Isley, Jr., American singer (The Isley Brothers) (b. 1937)
1986 - Jerry Paris, American actor (b. 1925)
1988 - William McMahon, 20th Prime Minister of Australia (b. 1908)
1993 - Chichay, Filipino actress (b. 1918)
1993 - Brandon Lee, American actor (b. 1965)
1993 - Mitchell Parish, American lyricist (b. 1900)
1995 - Selena, Mexican-American singer (b. 1971)
1996 - Jeffrey Lee Pierce, American musician (The Gun Club) (b. 1958)
1998 - Bella Abzug, American politician (b. 1920)
1998 - Tim Flock, American race car driver (b. 1924)
1999 - Yuri Knorozov, Russian linguist (b. 1922)
2001 - Clifford Shull, American physicist, Nobel laureate (b. 1915)
2002 - Barry Took, British comedian (b. 1928)
2003 - H.S.M. Coxeter, English-born geometer (b. 1907)
2003 - Anne Gwynne, American film actress (b. 1918)
2003 - Tommy Seebach, Danish singer (b. 1949)
2005 - Stanley J. Korsmeyer, American oncologist (b. 1951)
2005 - Justiniano Montano, Filipino politician (b. 1905)
2005 - Frank Perdue, American poultry farmer (b. 1920)
2005 - Terri Schiavo, American figure in right to die case (b. 1963)
2006 - Angela Devi, American adult model (b. 1975)
2006 - Jackie McLean, American jazz saxophonist
2007 - Paul Watzlawick, Austrian-born theoreticist (b. 1921)
2008 - Jules Dassin, American film director (b. 1911)
2008 - Bill Keightley (Mr. Wildcat), American basketball equipment manager (b. 1926)

Holidays and observances...
New Jersey - Thomas Mundy Peterson Day
US Virgin Islands - Transfer Day
Freedom Day (Malta)
Abdas of Susa
Anesius and companions
César Chávez Day
Have a great Tuesday.

~Brian

[Peelz]

Happy Maltese Freedom Day.

[Krandall]

Mar 31 1996

During a homebrew exorcism in Chicago a man accidentally punctures the esophagus of his mother-in-law when he jams two pointy steel crucifixes down her throat, causing a large quantity of blood to gush out. Erich is later charged with assault with a dangerous weapon.


No means No Erich!!!