Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXI

[Colorado700R]

Krandall working the street corner for a happy meal??  or is taking happy meals at the street corner ??

[Flynbyu]

Krandall working the street corner for a happy meal??  or is taking happy meals at the street corner ??

I wouldn't say it's that filling.



~Brian

[Krandall]

depends who you get.... 

[Colorado700R]

Afternoon conversation at inotech Securian


"Jane, what did you have for lunch?"......."I had a salad"  :grin_nod:


"And you Joe?"......."I had Jimmie John's"  :grin_nod:



"How bout you Randy?" .............."umm"................."I had bukake" 

[Flynbyu]

Afternoon conversation at inotech Securian


"Jane, what did you have for lunch?"......."I had a salad"  :grin_nod:


"And you Joe?"......."I had Jimmie John's"  :grin_nod:



"How bout you Randy?" .............."umm"................."I had bukake" 

Pass the bukkake please.



~Brian

[Flynbyu]

Gotta head outside and secure some stuff.

60 mph winds on the way.

Oh, and we have a chance of snow this weekend.

WTF man!

~Brian

[Krandall]

Gotta head outside and secure some stuff.

60 mph winds on the way.

Oh, and we have a chance of snow this weekend.

WTF man!

~Brian

Want me to unlock the winter thread yet?

[Flynbyu]

Not yet, oh and it's 4:20 potheads!

~Brian

[Krandall]

Come on and legalize it dang it!

[Peelz]

Gotta head outside and secure some stuff.

60 mph winds on the way.

Oh, and we have a chance of snow this weekend.

WTF man!

~Brian

Want me to unlock the winter thread yet?

NO!

[Krandall]

It's apparent your lovely spring thread is just a fraud.

[disco]

Not for me!  I had pouring rain, clear blue sky and fog (in that order) all in one day.  Welcome to hell Houston.

[Flynbyu]

Today in history...

Mar 27 30

Pontius Pilate condemns Jesus to death.

Mar 27 1866

Patent for a urinal is granted to Andrew Rankin.

Mar 27 1945

Argentina declares war on Nazi Germany. Of course, this was just a silly charade for the benefit of the world community. Argentina would be a quiet ally of Germany for the duration of the war, even welcoming many Nazi and SS leaders to emigrate there in the aftermath.

Mar 27 1964

One of the largest quakes in US history strikes southeast of Anchorage, Alaska, hitting 8.6 on the Richter scale. 118 people are killed, and a tidal wave destroys four square blocks of Anchorage. The control tower at the airport, 60 feet high, snapped. Damage in the state is estimated at $500 million.

Mar 27 1977

The worst airline disaster in history occurs when the confused pilot of a KLM Boeing 747 taking off collides with a Pan Am Boeing 747 which was on the runway. A total of 583 people die.

Mar 27 2001

Vatican officials reported three days ago on the exhumation of Pope John XXIII, which occurred quietly on January 16. The pontiff's body, dead for 37 years now, was described as having a face that "has not changed since his death."

Birthdays today...
972 - King Robert II of France (d. 1031)
1416 - Antonio Squarcialupi, Italian composer (d. 1480)
1627 - Stephen Fox, English politician (d. 1716)
1676 - Francis II Rákóczi, leader of the Hungarian uprising against the Habsburg (d. 1735)
1696 - Antoine Court, French Huguenot minister (d. 1760)
1702 - Johann Ernst Eberlin, German composer (d. 1762)
1712 - Claude Bourgelat, French veterinary surgeon (d. 1779)
1714 - Francesco Antonio Zaccaria, Italian theologian and historian (d. 1795)
1730 - Thomas Tyrwhitt, English classical scholar (d. 1786)
1746 - Michael Bruce, Scottish poet (d. 1767)
1765 - Franz Xaver von Baader, German philosopher and theologian (d. 1841)
1784 - Alexander Csoma de Kőrös, Hungarian philologist, the founder of Tibetology (d. 1842)
1785 - King Louis XVII of France (d. 1795)
1797 - Alfred de Vigny, French author (d. 1863)
1809 - Baron Haussmann, French civic planner (d. 1891)
1810 - William Hepworth Thompson, English classical scholar (d. 1886)
1813 - Nathaniel Currier, American illustrator (d. 1888)
1817 - Karl Wilhelm von Nägeli, Swiss biologist (d. 1891)
1845 - Wilhelm Conrad Röntgen, German physicist, Nobel Prize laureate (d. 1923)
1847 - Otto Wallach, German chemist, Nobel Prize laureate (d. 1931)
1851 - Vincent d'Indy, French composer and teacher (d. 1931)
1857 - Karl Pearson, English statistician (d. 1936)
1859 - George Giffen, Australian cricketer (d. 1927)
1860 - Frank Frost Abbott, American classical scholar (d. 1924)
1863 - Sir Henry Royce, English automobile pioneer (d. 1933)
1869 - James McNeill, Irish politician (d. 1938)
1871 - Heinrich Mann, German writer (d. 1950)
1879 - Miller Huggins, American baseball player and manager (d. 1929)
1883 - Marie Under, Estonian author and poet (d. 1980)
1886 - Sergey Kirov, Russian bolshevik leader (d. 1934)
1886 - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, German architect (d. 1969)
1892 - Ferde Grofé, American composer (d. 1972)
1893 - Karl Mannheim, Hungarian sociologist (d. 1947)
1899 - Gloria Swanson, American actress (d. 1983)
1897 - Douglas Hartree, English mathematical physicist (d. 1958)
1901 - Carl Barks, American illustrator (d. 2000)
1901 - Erich Ollenhauer, German politician (d. 1963)
1901 - Eisaku Sato, Prime Minister of Japan, recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize (d. 1975)
1901 - Kenneth Slessor, Australian poet (d. 1971)
1902 - Charles Lang, American cinematographer (d. 1998)
1905 - Elsie MacGill, Canadian aeronautical engineer (d. 1980)
1906 - Pee Wee Russell, American musician (d. 1969)
1909 - Golo Mann, German historian (d. 1994)
1909 - Ben Webster, American jazz saxophonist (d. 1973)
1912 - James Callaghan, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom (d. 2005)
1913 - Theodor Dannecker, SS officer (d. 1945)
1914 - Richard Denning, American actor (d. 1998)
1914 - Budd Schulberg, American screenwriter and novelist
1915 - Robert Lockwood, Jr., American blues guitarist (d. 2006)
1917 - Cyrus Vance, American politician (d. 2002)
1920 - Robin Jacques, illustrator (d. 1995)
1921 - Harold Nicholas, American dancer (d. 2000)
1922 - Stefan Wul, French author (d. 2003)
1923 - Endo Shusaku, Japanese author (d. 1996)
1923 - Louis Simpson, Jamaican-born poet
1924 - Sarah Vaughan, American singer (d. 1990)
1927 - Mstislav Rostropovich, Russian cellist and conductor (d. 2007)
1931 - David Janssen, American actor (d. 1980)
1935 - Abelardo Castillo, Argentine writer
1935 - Julian Glover, British actor
1935 - Fr. Stanley Rother, Roman Catholic Priest, Martyr and Missionary to Guatemala (d. 1981)
1937 - Thomas Aquinas Daly, American painter
1939 - Cale Yarborough, American race car driver
1940 - Janis Martin, American singer (d. 2007)
1940 - Austin Pendleton, American actor
1941 - Ivan Gašparovič, President of Slovakia
1942 - John E. Sulston, British chemist, recipient of the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine
1942 - Michael York, English actor
1942 - Michael Jackson, English writer (d. 2007)
1943 - Phil Frank, American cartoonist (d. 2007)
1944 - Khosrow Shakibai, Iranian actor (d. 2008)
1946 - Olaf Malolepski, German musician (Die Flippers)
1947 - Brian Jones, British balloonist
1947 - Walt Mossberg, the highest-paid journalist at the Wall Street Journal
1950 - Tony Banks, English musician (Genesis)
1950 - Petros Efthimiou, Greek politician
1950 - Lynn McGlothen, American baseball player (d. 1984)
1952 - Maria Schneider, French actress
1952 - Richard Séguin, Quebec singer and songwriter
1956 - Leung Kwok Hung, Hong Kong activist
1956 - Thomas Wassberg, Swedish cross-country skier
1957 - Nick Hawkins, British politician
1957 - Billy Mackenzie, Scottish musician (Associates) (d. 1997)
1959 - Andrew Farriss, Australian musician (INXS)
1960 - Hans Pflügler, German footballer
1960 - Renato Russo, Brazilian rock singer-songwriter (d. 1996)
1961 - Tak Matsumoto, Japanese guitarist (B'z)
1961 - Tony Rominger, Swiss cyclist
1962 - Jann Arden, Canadian musician
1962 - John O'Farrell, British author and satirist
1963 - Charly Alberti, Argentinian musician
1963 - Randall Cunningham American football player
1963 - Quentin Tarantino, American director, writer, and producer
1963 - Xuxa, Brazilian television personality
1964 - Glenn Carter, English actor and singer-songwriter
1966 - Paula Trickey, American actress
1967 - David Bavaro, American football player
1967 - Talisa Soto, American actress
1967 - Kenta Kobashi, Japanese professional wrestler
1968 - Sandra Hess, Swiss-born actress and model
1969 - Kevin Corrigan, American actor
1969 - Pauley Perrette, American actress, photographer, poet, writer
1970 - Mariah Carey, American soul/dance-pop singer
1970 - Brent Fitz, Canadian musician (Theory of a Deadman)
1970 - Brendan Hill, British drummer (Blues Traveler)
1970 - Princess Leila of Iran (d. 2001)
1970 - Elizabeth Mitchell, American actress
1971 - David Coulthard, Scottish Formula One driver
1971 - Nathan Fillion, Canadian actor
1972 - Charlie Haas, professional wrestler
1972 - Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink, Dutch footballer
1974 - Russ Haas, wrestler (d. 2001)
1974 - Gaizka Mendieta, Spanish footballer
1975 - Stacy Ferguson (Fergie), American pop singer (The Black Eyed Peas)
1975 - Tom Goegebuer, Belgian weightlifter
1975 - Chakrit Yamnam, Thai film and television actor
1976 - Djamel Belmadi, Algerian footballer
1976 - Carl Ng, Hong Kong/British actor and model
1977 - Vitor Meira, Brazilian racing driver
1977 - Adrian Anca, Romanian footballer
1979 - Michael Cuddyer, Minnesota Twins baseball player
1981 - Carey Davis, National Football League fullback
1981 - Lin Jun Jie, Chinese Singer
1981 - Terry McFlynn, Northern Irish footballer
1982 - Kurara Chibana, Japanese beauty queen, first runner-up Miss Universe 2006
1984 - Laura Critchley, British singer/song writer
1985 - Dario Baldauf, Austrian footballer
1985 - Stijn De Smet, Belgian footballer
1985 - Caroline Winberg, Swedish supermodel
1986 - Valerie "So Cal Val" Wyndham, American professional wrestling valet
1987 - Chad Denny, Canadian ice hockey player
1988 - Brenda Song, American actress
1990 - Scott Selwood, Australian rules footballer
1995 - Taylor Atelian, American actress

Famous deaths...
710 - Rupert of Salzburg
973 - Herman, Duke of Saxony
1191 - Pope Clement III
1350 - King Alfonso XI of Castile (b. 1312)
1378 - Pope Gregory XI
1462 - Vasili II of Russia, Grand Prince of Moscow (b. 1415)
1482 - Mary of Burgundy, daughter of Charles the Bold; wife of Maximilian I (b. 1457)
1555 - William Hunter, Protestant martyr
1572 - Girolamo Maggi, Italian Renaissance man (b. c. 1523)
1625 - King James I of England and Ireland, James VI of Scotland (b. 1566)
1635 - Robert Naunton, English politician (b. 1563)
1697 - Simon Bradstreet, English colonial magistrate (b. 1603)
1757 - Johann Stamitz, Czech-born composer (b. 1717)
1770 - Giovanni Battista Tiepolo, Italian artist (b. 1696)
1809 - Joseph-Marie Vien, French painter (b. 1716)
1827 - François Alexandre Frédéric, French social reformer (b. 1747)
1836 - James Fannin, Texas revolutionary (b. 1804)
1843 - Karl Salomo Zachariae von Lingenthal, German jurist (b. 1769)
1849 - Archibald Acheson, 2nd Earl of Gosford (b. 1776)
1850 - Wilhelm Beer, German astronomer (b. 1797)
1864 - Jean-Jacques Ampère, French scholar (b. 1800)
1865 - Petrus Hoffman Peerlkamp, Dutch scholar (b. 1786)
1873 - Amedée Simon Dominique Thierry, French journalist and historian (b. 1797)
1875 - Edgar Quinet, French historian (b. 1803)
1878 - Sir George Gilbert Scott, English architect (b. 1811)
1889 - John Bright, English statesman (b. 1811)
1897 - Andreas Anagnostakis, Greek physician (b. 1826)
1898 - Sir Syed Ahmad Khan, Indian Muslim intellectual (b. 1817)
1910 - Alexander Emanuel Agassiz, American scientist; son of Louis Agassiz (b. 1835)
1918 - Henry Adams, American historian (b. 1838)
1923 - Sir James Dewar, Scottish chemist (b. 1842)
1924 - Walter Parratt, English composer (b. 1841)
1926 - Georges Vézina, Canadian ice hockey player (b. 1887)
1927 - Joe Start, American baseball player (b. 1842)
1931 - Arnold Bennett, British novelist (b. 1867)
1934 - Francis William Reitz, 5th State President of the Orange Free State (b. 1844)
1940 - Michael Joseph Savage, Prime Minister of New Zealand (b. 1872)
1967 - Jaroslav Heyrovský, Czech chemist, Nobel Prize laureate (b. 1890)
1967 - Jim Thompson, American designer (disappeared) (b. 1906)
1968 - Yuri Gagarin, Soviet cosmonaut (b. 1934)
1972 - Sharkey Bonano, American musician (b. 1904)
1972 - M. C. Escher, Dutch artist (b. 1898)
1977 - A. P. Hamann, American politician
1977 - Diana Hyland, American actress (b. 1936)
1977 - Jacob Veldhuyzen van Zanten, Dutch Aviator (b. 1927)
1981 - Mao Dun, Chinese writer (b. 1895)
1988 - Renato Salvatori, Italian actor (b. 1934)
1989 - May Allison, American actress (b. 1890)
1989 - Jack Starrett, American actor and film director (b. 1936)
1991 - Ralph Bates, British actor (b. 1940)
1991 - Aldo Ray, American actor (b. 1926)
1992 - Easley Blackwood, American bridgeplayer (b. 1903)
1993 - Clifford Jordan, American saxophonist and bandleader (b. 1931)
1993 - Paul László, Hungarian interior designer and architect (b. 1900)
1998 - David McClelland, American psychologist (b. 1917)
1998 - Ferry Porsche, Austrian automobile manufacturer (b. 1909)
2000 - Ian Dury, English musician (b. 1942)
2002 - Milton Berle, American actor and comedian (b. 1908)
2002 - Dudley Moore, British actor (b. 1935)
2002 - Billy Wilder, American director (b. 1906)
2003 - Daniel Ceccaldi, French actor (b. 1927)
2003 - Ricardo Munguia, Salvadoran aid worker
2003 - Paul Zindel, American writer (b. 1936)
2004 - Adán Sánchez, Mexican-American singer (b. 1984)
2005 - Wilfred Bigelow, Canadian heart surgeon (b. 1913)
2005 - Bob Casey, American baseball announcer (b. 1925)
2005 - Grant Johannesen, American concert pianist (b. 1921)
2006 - Dan Curtis, American television producer and director (b. 1928)
2006 - Ian Hamilton Finlay, Scottish poet, writer, artist and gardener (b. 1925)
2006 - Stanisław Lem, Polish writer (b. 1921)
2006 - Ruari McLean, British typographer (b. 1917)
2006 - Lyn Nofziger, American journalist and political advisor to Ronald Reagan (b. 1924)
2007 - Paul Lauterbur, American chemist, Nobel laureate (b. 1929)
2008 - Jean-Marie Balestre, French president of motor sport's FIA (b. 1921)
2008 - George Pruteanu, Romanian literary critic and politician (b. 1947)

Holidays and observances...

Peels gets snipped weekend.

Have a great Friday.

~Brian

[Peelz]

 

poor peels 

[socalrappy700]

By Monday he'll be half the man he used to be.....if its even possible to cut something that small in half.