Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXI

[Peelz]

my head hurts 

you should wear your helmet, handiman.

[kyledvor61]

my head hurts 

you should wear your helmet, handiman.

yea my special helmet. I got another concussion yesterday. wrestling

[Peelz]

my head hurts 

you should wear your helmet, handiman.

yea my special helmet. I got another concussion yesterday. wrestling

I saw that...you need to wear that giant padded helmet everywhere I think. FOr your own good. lol

[Flynbyu]

my head hurts 

you should wear your helmet, handiman.

yea my special helmet. I got another concussion yesterday. wrestling

You might want to consider another sport if you're getting your ass kicked that bad.....Unless of corse you enjoy having a person of the same sex sweating on you.

I've had three concussions. Two were from football hits and one was from landing on the basketball court on my head from a flagrant fould.

Take care of your head Kyle. It's the only one that you've got!

~Brian

[Peelz]

my head hurts 

you should wear your helmet, handiman.

yea my special helmet. I got another concussion yesterday. wrestling

You might want to consider another sport if you're getting your ass kicked that bad.....Unless of corse you enjoy having a person of the same sex sweating on you.

I've had three concussions. Two were from football hits and one was from landing on the basketball court on my head from a flagrant fould.

Take care of your head Kyle. It's the only one that you've got!

~Brian

he actually has two heads, but exentix owns the little one.

[Flynbyu]

Good one Peels!

~Brian

[BRAD]

whats up gents

[Flynbyu]

Today in history...

March 11 1888

The Great Blizzard of 1888 begins along the eastern seaboard of the United States, shutting down commerce and killing more than 400.

March 11 1927

In New York City, Samuel Roxy Rothafel opens the Roxy Theatre.

March 11 1945

The Imperial Japanese Navy attempts a large-scale kamikaze attack on the U.S. Pacific Fleet anchored at Ulithi atoll in Operation Tan No. 2.

March 11 1985

Mikhail Gorbachev becomes the Soviet Union's leader.

March 11 1993



Former supermodel Janet Reno is confirmed by the United States Senate and sworn-in the next day, becoming the first female Attorney General of the United States.

Birthdays today...
1544 - Torquato Tasso, Italian poet (d. 1595)
1725 - Henry Benedict Stuart, pretender to the throne of Great Britain (d. 1807)
1738 - Benjamin Tupper, Continental Army officer, and pioneer to the Ohio Country (d. 1792)
1785 - John McLean, U.S. Supreme Court Justice (d. 1861)
1787 - Ivan Nabokov, Russian general (d. 1852)
1811 - Urbain Le Verrier, French mathematician (d. 1877)
1818 - Marius Petipa, French ballet dancer and choreographer (d. 1910)
1822 - Joseph Louis François Bertrand, French mathematician (d. 1900)
1863 - Andrew Stoddart, English cricketer (d. 1915)
1873 - David Horsley, English-born film executive (d. 1933)
1876 - Carl Ruggles, American composer (d. 1971)
1870 - Louis Bachelier, French mathematician (d. 1946)
1880 - Harry H. Laughlin, American eugenecist (d. 1943)
1884 - Lewi Pethrus, Swedish politician (d. 1974)
1885 - Malcolm Campbell, English race car driver (d. 1948)
1887 - Raoul Walsh, American film director (d. 1980)
1890 - Vannevar Bush, American engineer and politician (d. 1974)
1897 - Henry Cowell, American composer and impresario (d. 1965)
1898 - Dorothy Gish, American actress (d. 1968)
1899 - Frederick IX of Denmark, Danish King (d. 1972)
1903 - Ronald Syme, New Zealand classicist and historian (d. 1989)
1903 - Lawrence Welk, American musician (d. 1992)
1907 - Jessie Matthews, English actress (d. 1981)
1910 - Robert Havemann, German chemist (d. 1982)
1915 - Vijay Hazare, Indian cricketer (d. 2004)
1915 - Hans Peter Keller, German writer (d. 1988)
1915 - J. C. R. Licklider, American computer scientist and Internet pioneer (d. 1990)
1916 - Harold Wilson, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom (d. 1995)
1916 - Ezra Jack Keats, children's literature author (d. 1983)
1920 - Nicolaas Bloembergen, Dutch physicist, Nobel laureate
1921 - Frank Harary, American mathematician (d. 2005)
1921 - Ástor Piazzolla, Argentine composer (d. 1992)
1922 - Cornelius Castoriadis, Greek philosopher and economist (d. 1997)
1922 - José Luis López Vázquez, Spanish actor
1926 - Reverend Ralph Abernathy, American civil rights leader (d. 1990)
1926 - İlhan Mimaroğlu, Turkish musician and composer
1927 - Robert Mosbacher, 28th United States Secretary of Commerce
1928 - Albert Salmi, American actor (d. 1990)
1929 - Timothy Carey, American actor (d. 1994)
1930 - Claude Jutra, Quebec film actor and director (d. 1986)
1931 - Rupert Murdoch, Australian-born entrepreneur
1932 - Leroy Jenkins, American composer and violinist (d. 2007)
1934 - Sam Donaldson, American reporter
1935 - Sandra Milo, Italian actress
1936 - Antonin Scalia, American Supreme Court Justice
1937 - Carlos Larrañaga, Spanish actor
1939 - Lorraine Hunt, former Lieutenant Governor of Nevada
1939 - Flaco Jiménez, American musician
1940 - Alberto Cortez, Argentinian singer
1945 - Dock Ellis, American baseball player (d. 2008)
1945 - Harvey Mandel, American musician
1946 - Patty Waters, American jazz singer
1947 - Tristan Murail, French composer
1948 - Roy Barnes, 80th Governor of Georgia
1948 - César Gerónimo, Dominican baseball player
1948 - Dominique Sanda, French actress
1950 - Bobby McFerrin, American singer
1950 - Jerry Zucker, American director
1952 - Douglas Adams, English writer (d. 2001)
1953 - Bernie LaBarge, Canadian musician
1953 - László Bölöni, Romanian football player and manager
1954 - Gale Norton, 48th United States Secretary of the Interior
1955 - Nina Hagen, German singer
1956 - Curtis Brown, NASA astronaut
1956 - Joey Buttafuoco, American statutory rapist
1956 - D. J. MacHale, American author and television writer
1956 - Rob Paulsen, American voice actor
1956 - Helen Rollason, British sports journalist and television presenter (d. 1999)
1957 - Lady Chablis, American entertainer
1957 - Cheryl Lynn, American singer
1958 - Anissa Jones, American actress (d. 1976)
1958 - Jim Pinkerton, American pundit
1958 - Flemming Rose, Danish journalist
1958 - Ghazi Mashal Ajil al-Yawer, interim President of Iraq
1959 - Nina Hartley, American porn star
1960 - Christophe Gans, French film director
1961 - Elias Koteas, Canadian actor
1962 - Jeffrey Nordling, American actor
1963 - Alex Kingston, English actress
1963 - Davis Guggenheim, American director and producer
1964 - Peter Berg, American film actor, director and producer
1964 - Vinnie Paul, American drummer (Pantera)
1964 - Shane Richie, British actor
1965 - Nigel Adkins, English football manager
1965 - Jesse Jackson, Jr., American politician
1965 - Wallace Langham, American actor
1965 - Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen, British television presenter
1967 - John Barrowman, Scottish-American actor
1967 - Brad Carson, American politician
1968 - Lisa Loeb, American singer-songwriter
1968 - Jerod Shelby, founder of Shelby SuperCars and creater of the SSC Ultimate Aero
1969 - Terrence Howard, American actor
1969 - Soraya, Colombian-American singer (d. 2006)
1970 - Delia Gallagher, American journalist
1971 - Johnny Knoxville, American television personality
1971 - Martin Ručinský, Czech ice hockey player
1973 - Martin Hiden, Austrian footballer
1974 - Bobby Abreu, Venezuelan baseball player
1974 - Jon Dalton, American Survivor castmember
1975 - Eric the Midget, American radio personality
1975 - Shawn Springs, American football player
1976 - Thomas Gravesen, Danish footballer
1977 - Andre Nickatina, American rapper
1977 - Becky Hammon, American basketball player
1978 - Didier Drogba, Ivorian footballer
1978 - Albert Luque, Spanish footballer
1978 - Christopher Rice, American author
1979 - Elton Brand, American basketball player
1979 - Fred Jones, American basketball player
1979 - Benji Madden, American guitarist (Good Charlotte)
1979 - Joel Madden, American singer (Good Charlotte)
1980 - Paul Scharner, Austrian footballer
1980 - Dan Uggla, American baseball player
1981 - David Anders, American actor
1981 - Heidi Cortez, American erotic broadcaster
1981 - Lee Evans, American football player
1981 - Russell Lissack, English musician (Bloc Party)
1981 - LeToya Luckett, American singer (ex-Destiny's Child)
1981 - Paul Wall, American rapper
1982 - Brian Anderson, Major League Baseball player
1982 - Thora Birch, American actress
1982 - Lindsey McKeon, American actress
1984 - Marc-André Grondin, Canadian actor
1984 - Anna Tsuchiya, Japanese model, actress and singer
1984 - Tom James, British rower
1985 - Paul Bissonnette, Canadian ice hockey player
1985 - Derek Schouman, American football player
1985 - Nikolai Topor-Stanley, Australian soccer player
1986 - Mariko Shinoda, Japanese actress and member of AKB48
1987 - Marc-André Gragnani, Canadian ice hockey player
1987 - Tomethy Furse, British bassist (The Horrors)
1989 - Anton Yelchin, Russian-born actor
1991 - Jack Rodwell, Everton football player

Famous deaths...
1425 BC - Thutmose III, Egyptian pharoah
222 - Elagabalus, Roman Emperor
222 - Julia Soaemias, mother of Elagabalus (b. 180)
859 - Eulogius of Cordoba, Spanish Bishop and Christian Martyr
1198 - Marie de Champagne, daughter of Louis VII of France (b. 1145)
1486 - Albert III, Margrave of Brandenburg (b. 1414)
1514 - Donato Bramante, Italian architect (b. 1444)
1575 - Matthias Flacius, Croatian Protestant reformer (b. 1520)
1602 - Emilio de' Cavalieri, Italian composer
1607 - Giovanni Maria Nanino, Italian composer
1722 - John Toland, Irish philosopher (b. 1670)
1759 - John Forbes, British general (b. 1710)
1786 - Charles Humphreys, American delegate to the Continental Congress (b. 1714)
1801 - Paul I of Russia, Russian tsar (b. 1754)
1820 - Benjamin West, English-American painter (b. 1738)
1847 - Johnny Appleseed, American pioneer agronomist (b. 1774)
1851 - George McDuffie, Governor of South Carolina (b. 1790)
1854 - Willard Richards, American religious leader (b. 1804)
1856 - James Beatty, Irish railway engineer (b. 1820)
1863 - Sir James Outram, 1st Baronet, English general (b. 1803)
1866 - Ulysses F. Doubleday, American congressman (b. 1792)
1869 - Vladimir Odoevsky, Russian philosopher (b. 1803)
1870 - King Moshoeshoe I of Lesotho
1874 - Charles Sumner, American politician (b. 1811)
1898 - William Rosecrans, American Civil War Union general (b. 1819)
1907 - Jean Casimir-Perier, French politician (b. 1847)
1908 - Revd Benjamin Waugh, American activist (b. 1839)
1915 - Thomas Alexander Browne, Australian writer (b. 1826)
1920 - Julio Garavito Armero, Colombian astronomer (b. 1865)
1931 - F.W. Murnau, German film director (b. 1888)
1937 - Joseph S. Cullinan, American oil industrialist (b. 1860)
1944 - Hendrik Willem van Loon, Dutch-born American historian (b. 1882)
1952 - Pierre Renoir, French stage and film actor and director (b. 1885)
1955 - Alexander Fleming, Scottish scientist, Nobel laureate (b. 1881)
1955 - Oscar Mayer, Bavarian-born American meat packer (b. 1859)
1957 - Admiral Richard E. Byrd, American explorer (b. 1888)
1958 - Ole Kirk Christiansen, Danish inventor of Legos (b. 1891)
1960 - Roy Chapman Andrews, American explorer and adventurer (b. 1884)
1967 - Geraldine Farrar, American soprano (b. 1882)
1969 - John Wyndham, English author (b. 1903)
1970 - Erle Stanley Gardner, American novelist (b. 1889)
1971 - Philo T. Farnsworth, American television pioneer (b. 1906)
1971 - Whitney Young, American civil rights leader (b. 1921)
1977 - Ulysses S. Grant IV, American geologist (b. 1893)
1977 - Alberto Rodriguez Larreta, Argentine racing driver (b. 1934)
1978 - Claude François, French singer (b. 1939)
1982 - Edmund Cooper, English author (b. 1926)
1982 - Horace Gregory, American poet (b. 1898)
1984 - Kostas Roukounas, Greek rembetiko singer and song writer (b. 1903)
1986 - Sonny Terry, American blues musician (b. 1911)
1987 - Joe Gladwin, English actor (b. 1906)
1989 - James Kee, American politician (b. 1917)
1989 - John J. McCloy, United States Secretary of War (b. 1895)
1990 - Dean Horrix, English footballer (b. 1961)
1992 - Richard Brooks, American film director (b. 1912)
1993 - Dino Bravo, Italian-born professional wrestler (b. 1949)
1996 - Vince Edwards, American film actor and director (b. 1928)
1999 - Camille Laurin, Quebec psychiatrist and politician (b. 1922)
2002 - James Tobin, American economist, Nobel laureate (b. 1918)
2003 - Brian Cleeve, Irish author (b. 1921)
2003 - Ivar Hansen, speaker of the Danish Folketing (b. 1938)
2006 - Bernie "Boom Boom" Geoffrion, Canadian ice hockey player (b. 1931)
2006 - Slobodan Milošević, President of Serbia and of Yugoslavia (b. 1941)
2007 - Betty Hutton, American actress and singer (b. 1921)

Holidays and observances...
United States - Johnny Appleseed Day.
Lithuania - Reestablishment of Lithuania's Independence.
Zambia - Youth Day.

Have a great Wednesday.

~Brian

[kyledvor61]

johny appleseed day

[Colorado700R]

Former supermodel Janet Reno is confirmed by the United States Senate and sworn-in the next day, becoming the first female Attorney General of the United States.

[kyledvor61]

former supermodel

[Peelz]

Janet Reno is so hot, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eatin' crackers. 

[Flynbyu]

Kyle.


Former Supermodel = Irony

~Brian

[BRAD]

What's up gents? How's work going?  I get to enjoy watchin some lady do my girlfriends nails for abit. And I got to say its some pretty boring shit

[Flynbyu]

What's up gents? How's work going?  I get to enjoy watchin some lady do my girlfriends nails for abit. And I got to say its some pretty boring shit

Asian lady?

"You want nail done roundeye?"



~Brian