Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXI

[LittleBuddha]

Do you still hate me Randy?   

[Flynbyu]

Nothing a hand job wouldn't fix.



~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

Nothing a hand job wouldn't fix.



~Brian

Yeah, I'd totally let him jerk me off.  Again.   

[Krandall]

Do you still hate me Randy?   

Yes. I got in trouble for laughnig @ my wifes show on saturday, opened your pic of the 2 quads.. bastard.

[LittleBuddha]

Do you still hate me Randy?   

Yes. I got in trouble for laughnig @ my wifes show on saturday, opened your pic of the 2 quads.. bastard.

That 450 is sexy, no?  It's punched out to a 501.  He destroyed everybody.  There was a super fast 'shee on the hill saturday night and he actually left after getting beat.  Badly. 

I was trying to convey the right atmosphere.  You mentioned 5 degrees so I thought you mighta been interested in what nice weather looked like.  And I had a Royal Brigade.  Hey, you were there in spirit.   

[Krandall]

 

[Flynbyu]

Today in history...

Mar 3 1863

The National Conscription Act is signed, forcing all men between 20 and 45 years of age into the draft lotteries. Except for rich bastards, who could buy their way out for $300, or hire another man to serve in his place. The inevitable result is the week-long New York Draft Riots.

Mar 3 1931

An English beer drinking song becomes the National Anthem of the United States.

Mar 3 1934

John Dillinger escapes from an escape-proof jail in Crown Point Indiana, using a wooden pistol he carved himself. It's his second escape.

Mar 3 1967

The Berkeley Barb reports that banana peels can make you high. Apparently lots of people can be fooled into thinking that the resulting "bananadine" extract is a hallucinogenic Mellow Yellow.

Mar 3 1991



Los Angles Police officers are filmed beating black motorist Rodney King with nightsticks. Television news stations repeatedly air the film nationwide. Four whites are charged with the beating on March 15, and when they are found not guilty, Los Angeles erupts in riot.

Mar 3 2006



British glam rocker Gary Glitter is sentenced to three years in a Vietnamese prison for molesting two girls, 10 and 11. His sentence also includes mandatory deportation and payment of 5m Vietnamese dong (about $315.00) to the girls' families. 61-year-old Glitter denies all wrongdoing and claims to be the victim of a tabloid newspaper conspiracy.

Birthdays today...
1455 - King John II of Portugal (d. 1495)
1520 - Matthias Flacius, Croatian Protestant reformer (d. 1575)
1583 - Edward Herbert, 1st Baron Herbert of Cherbury, English diplomat, poet, and philosopher (d. 1648)
1589 - Gisbertus Voetius, Dutch theologian (d. 1676)
1606 - Edmund Waller, British poet (d. 1687)
1652 - Thomas Otway, British dramatist (d. 1685)
1678 - Madeleine de Verchères, French Canadian heroine (d. 1747)
1756 - William Godwin, English journalist, political philosopher and novelist (d. 1836)
1778 - Frederica of Mecklenburg-Strelitz, Queen of Hanover (d. 1841)
1793 - William Charles Macready, English actor (d. 1873)
1800 - Heinrich Georg Bronn, German geologist (d. 1862)
1805 - Jonas Furrer, first President of the Swiss Confederation (d. 1861)
1831 - George Pullman, American inventor and industrialist (d. 1897)
1839 - Jamsetji Tata, Indian industrialist (d. 1904)
1845 - Georg Cantor, German mathematician (d. 1918)
1847 - Alexander Graham Bell, Scottish-Canadian inventor (d. 1922)
1848 - Adelaide Neilson, English actress (d. 1880)
1851 - Alexandros Papadiamantis, Greek author (d. 1911)
1860 - John Montgomery Ward, American baseball player (d. 1925)
1863 - Arthur Machen, Welsh-born author (d. 1947)
1866 - Fred A. Busse, Mayor of Chicago (d. 1914)
1868 - Émile Chartier, French philosopher, journalist and pacifist (d. 1951)
1869 - Henry Joseph Wood, English conductor (d. 1944)
1871 - Maurice Garin, French cyclist (d. 1957)
1873 - William Green, American labor union leader (d. 1952)
1880 - Florence Auer, American actress (d. 1962)
1880 - Yōsuke Matsuoka, Minister for Foreign Affairs of Japan (d. 1946)
1883 - Cyril Burt, educational psychologist (d. 1971)
1886 - Tore Ørjasæter, Norwegian poet (d. 1968)
1890 - Norman Bethune, Canadian doctor and humanitarian (d. 1939)
1891 - Federico Moreno Torroba, Spanish composer (d. 1982)
1893 - Beatrice Wood, American artist and ceramicist (d. 1998)
1895 - Ragnar Anton Kittil Frisch, Norwegian economist, Nobel Prize laureate (d. 1973)
1895 - Matthew Ridgway, Supreme Allied Commander of NATO, U.S. Army Chief of Staff (d. 1993)
1910 - Kittens Reichert, American silent screen child actor (d. 1990)
1911 - Jean Harlow, American actress (d. 1937)
1911 - Hugues Lapointe, Canadian politician and Lieutenant governor of Quebec (d. 1982)
1911 - Harold J. Stone, American actor (d. 2005)
1917 - Will Eisner, Jewish-American comics writer, artist and entrepreneur (d. 2005)
1917 - Sameera Moussa, Egyptian nuclear scientist (d. 1952)
1918 - Dr. Arthur Kornberg, American biochemist and Nobel Prize laureate (d. 2007)
1918 - Fritz Thiedemann, German equestrian (d. 2000)
1920 - Julius Boros, American golfer (d. 1994)
1920 - James Doohan, Canadian-born actor (d. 2005)
1920 - Ronald Searle, British illustrator
1922 - Nándor Hidegkuti, Hungarian footballer (d. 2002)
1923 - Barney Martin, American actor (d. 2005)
1923 - Doc Watson, American musician
1924 - Tomiichi Murayama, former Prime Minister of Japan
1924 - Ali Faik Zaghloul, Egyptian radio presenter
1924 - Lilian Velez, Filipno actress (d. 1948)
1926 - Lys Assia, Swiss singer
1926 - Joseph Anthony Ferrario, American Catholic prelate (d. 2003)
1926 - James Merrill, American poet (d. 1995)
1927 - Pierre Aubert, member of the Swiss Federal Council
1928 - Gudrun Pausewang, German writer
1930 - Heiner Geißler, German politician
1930 - Ion Iliescu, President of Romania
1933 - Marco Antonio Muñiz, Mexican singer (Los Tres Aces)
1933 - Margaret Fink, Australian film producer
1933 - Lee Radziwill, American fashion executive
1933 - Alfredo Landa, Spanish actor
1937 - Bobby Driscoll, American actor (d. 1968)
1940 - Germán Castro Caycedo, Colombian writer and journalist
1940 - Perry Ellis, fashion designer (d. 1986)
1940 - Owen Spencer-Thomas, English broadcaster, journalist and Anglican clergyman
1942 - Mike Pender, English singer and guitarist (The Searchers)
1945 - George Miller, Australian film director
1946 - John Virgo, English snooker player
1947 - Jennifer Warnes, American singer and songwriter
1947 - Otto Stuppacher, Austrian racing driver (d. 2001)
1947 - Clifton Snider, American poet and writer
1948 - Snowy White, British guitarist (Thin Lizzy, Pink Floyd)
1949 - Jüri Allik, Estonian psychologist
1949 - Gloria Hendry, American actress
1949 - Jesse Jefferson, American baseball player
1950 - Tim Kazurinsky, American actor and comedian
1951 - Lindsay Cooper, English musician and composer (Henry Cow, News from Babel)
1951 - Heizō Takenaka, Japanese economist and retired politician
1952 - Dermot Morgan, Irish actor and comedian (d. 1998)
1953 - Robyn Hitchcock, British musician
1953 - Zico, Brazilian footballer
1954 - Édouard Lock, Canadian dance choreographer (La La La Human Steps)
1955 - Andy Breckman, American comedian and radio personality
1956 - Zbigniew Boniek, Polish footballer
1958 - Miranda Richardson, British actress
1958 - Marc Silvestri, American comic book artist and publisher (Top Cow Productions)
1959 - Ira Glass, American radio host
1960 - Neal Heaton, American baseball player
1960 - Colin Wells, English cricketer
1961 - Perry McCarthy, English racing driver
1961 - Mary Page Keller, American actress
1961 - Knut Nærum, Norwegian comedian
1961 - Fatima Whitbread, English javelin thrower
1962 - Jackie Joyner-Kersee, American athlete
1962 - Glen E. Friedman, American photographer and artist
1962 - Herschel Walker, American football player
1963 - Sophia Aliberti, Greek actress and TV presenter
1964 - Raúl Alcalá, Mexican cyclist
1964 - Laura Harring, Mexican-born American actress
1964 - Duncan Phillips, Australian drummer (Newsboys)
1965 - Dragan Stojković, Serbian footballer
1966 - Fernando Colunga, Mexican actor
1966 - Timo Tolkki, Finnish musician (Stratovarius)
1966 - Tone Lōc, American rapper and actor
1968 - Brian Leetch, American ice hockey player
1969 - Simon Whitlock, Australian Darts Player
1970 - Julie Bowen, American actress
1970 - Inzamam-ul-Haq, Pakistani cricketer
1971 - Charlie Brooker, English comedian, writer and broadcaster.
1971 - Tyler Florence, chef, Food Network personality, & cookbook author
1972 - Darren Anderton, English footballer
1973 - Romāns Vainšteins, Latvian cyclist
1973 - Matthew Marsden, English actor and singer
1973 - Victoria Zdrok, Ukrainian model
1974 - David Faustino, American actor
1974 - Paula Malai Ali, Malaysian-Bruneian TV presenter and actress
1976 - Fraser Gehrig, Australian Rules footballer
1977 - Ronan Keating, Irish singer
1977 - Stéphane Robidas, Canadian ice hockey player
1978 - Matt Diaz, American baseball player
1978 - Seomoon Tak, Korean singer
1979 - Albert Jorquera, Spanish footballer
1979 - Patrick Renna, American actor
1979 - Alex Zane, English comedian
1980 - Mason Unck, American football player
1981 - Dusty Dvoracek, American football player
1981 - Kim Yoo-Jin (Eugene), South Korean singer and actress
1981 - Lil' Flip, American rapper
1981 - Emmanuel Pappoe, Ghanaian footballer
1981 - Sung Yu Ri, South Korean singer and actress
1981 - Julius Malema, South African politician
1982 - Jessica Biel, American actress
1982 - Colton Orr, Canadian ice hockey player
1983 - Ashley Hansen, Australian Rules footballerer
1984 - Alexander Semin, Russian ice hockey player
1985 - Sam Morrow, Northern Irish footballer
1986 - Stacie Orrico, American singer
1989 - Erica Morningstar, Canadian swimmer, and record holder.

Famous deaths...
1111 - Bohemund I, Prince of Antioch
1239 - Vladimir III Rurikovich, Grand Prince of Kiev (b. 1187)
1459 - Ausiàs March, Catalan poet (b. 1397)
1554 - John Frederick, Elector of Saxony (b. 1503)
1703 - Robert Hooke, English scientist (b. 1635)
1706 - Johann Pachelbel, German composer (b. 1653)
1707 - Aurangzeb, Mughal Emperor of India (b. 1618)
1717 - Pierre Allix, French Protestant pastor (b. 1641)
1744 - Jean Barbeyrac, French jurist
1765 - William Stukeley, English archaeologist (b. 1687)
1768 - Nicola Porpora, Italian composer (b. 1686)
1792 - Robert Adam, Scottish architect (b. 1728)
1850 - Oliver Cowdery, American religious leader (b. 1806)
1894 - Ned Williamson, American baseball player (b. 1857)
1899 - William P. Sprague, American politician from Ohio (b. 1827)
1920 - Theodor Philipsen, Danish painter (b. 1840)
1927 - Mikhail Artsybashev, Russian writer (b. 1878)
1927 - J.G. Parry-Thomas, Welsh motor-racing driver (b. 1884)
1932 - Eugen d'Albert, German composer (b. 1864)
1943 - George Thompson, English cricketer (b. 1877)
1953 - James J. Jeffries, American heavyweight boxer (b. 1875)
1959 - Lou Costello, American actor and comedian (b. 1906)
1961 - Paul Wittgenstein, Austrian-born pianist (b. 1887)
1966 - William Frawley, American actor (b. 1887)
1966 - Alice Pearce, American actress (b. 1917)
1982 - Georges Perec, French writer (b. 1936)
1983 - Hergé, Belgian comics creator (b. 1907)
1983 - Arthur Koestler, Austrian writer (b. 1905)
1987 - Danny Kaye, American actor, singer, and comedian (b. 1913)
1988 - Sewall Wright, American biologist (b. 1889)
1990 - Gérard Blitz, Belgian waterpoloist and entrepreneur (b. 1912)
1991 - Arthur Murray, American dancer and dance instructor (b. 1895)
1993 - Carlos Marcello, Tunisian-born gangster (b. 1910)
1993 - Carlos Montoya, flamenco guitarist (b. 1903)
1993 - Albert Sabin, Polish-born medical researcher (b. 1906)
1995 - Howard W. Hunter, president of The Church of of Latter-day Saints (b. 1907)
1996 - Marguerite Duras, French writer (b. 1914)
1996 - John Cardinal Krol, American Catholic clergyman (b. 1910)
1998 - Fred Friendly, American broadcast executive (b. 1915)
1999 - Gerhard Herzberg, German-born chemist, Nobel Prize laureate (b. 1904)
2000 - Toni Ortelli, Italian composer and alpinist (b. 1904)
2001 - Louis Edmonds, American actor (b. 1923)
2002 - Harlan Howard, American musician (b. 1927)
2003 - Horst Buchholz, German actor (b. 1933)
2003 - Luis Marden, American photojournalist (b. 1913)
2003 - Goffredo Petrassi, Italian composer (b. 1904)
2003 - Peter Smithson, English architect (b. 1923)
2004 - Cecily Adams, American actress and casting director (b. 1958)
2005 - Max M. Fisher, American philanthropist (b. 1928)
2006 - Ivor Cutler, Scottish poet (b. 1923)
2006 - William Herskovic, Holocaust hero and philanthropist (b. 1914)
2007 - Osvaldo Cavandoli, Italian cartoonist, creator of La Linea.
2008 - Giuseppe Di Stefano, Italian operatic tenor.

Holidays and observances...
Hinamatsuri (Girl's Day) - Japanese celebration day for girls.
Bulgaria - Liberation Day. 
Australia - Labour Day.

Have a great Tuesday.

~Brian

[Krandall]

Mar 3 1967

The Berkeley Barb reports that banana peels can make you high. Apparently lots of people can be fooled into thinking that the resulting "bananadine" extract is a hallucinogenic Mellow Yellow.




And peels takes his name seriously..... 

[Flynbyu]

Except Peels keysters the bananas.



~Brian

[Krandall]

 

Psychadelic reactions don't happen from keystering peels.

[Out Back Welding]

another snowday, off work

[Colorado700R]

Psychadelic reactions don't happen from keystering peels.

And you know this becuase.........

[Krandall]

Psychadelic reactions don't happen from keystering peels.

And you know this becuase.........

Jake told me.

[Peelz]

Happy Bulgarian Liberation Day Nuccas!


Any Plans?


Busy at work today, not much RS time. Sorry, I will try harder tomorrow..

[Flynbyu]

I had a friend that told me back during his drug use days, a friend of his would keyster pills for a quicker rush.

I would just die laughing. Can you imagine some guy sticking Xanax up his ass and waiting for a few minutes...."Uh, I feel nothing." Then keystering more pills until the bottle was gone?



~Brian