Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXI

[Colorado700R]

youre a bastard aaron.  

you can hold the bottles of Aqua net while I get the lighters

[Krandall]

I've done my fair share w/ that.... my cousin and I used to throw full ones into the fire.. stand back a ways and shoot em' w a BB gun

[Colorado700R]

and the next day granny's hair was a total mess

[Krandall]

well girlies, that's it for me. time to head out. catch you guys later!

[Flynbyu]

well girlies, that's it for me. time to head out. catch you guys later!

Later man.

~Brian

[BLU700R]

Anybody wanna go riding? LOL

[dragonz]

got some R-12 Freon bottles left, time to crack a few and enjoy the sun tan from an ozone free enviroment

If ya want that just visit NZ or Australia.
We get the ozone hole that f**kers like you created.
You can be feeling quite chilly, spend 10 minutes in the sun, & be sunburned!
I'm fair-skinned, & can walk round in the sun all day in the USA without any thought of getting burned, back home I'm well crispy for days if I'm out for more than 15 minutes!

[Colorado700R]

you're welcome 

[Flynbyu]

Today in history...

Apr 23 33

According to Christian tradition, is raised from the dead, after being crucified three days prior.

Apr 23 1940

198 negroes are killed when the Rhythm Night Club burns down in Natchez, Mississippi. According to one eyewitness: "Everyone was trying to get out and crushing each other as the fire was burning them. All were crying and yelling and after a while I could smell the burning meat. I hope I never see anything like it again." The fire is blamed on the decorative but highly-combustible Spanish moss.

Apr 23 1951

Lenny Bruce is arrested in Miami Beach, Florida for fraudulently soliciting funds for a leper colony while dressed as a priest.

Apr 23 1969

Sirhan Sirhan sentenced to death for assassinating Robert Kennedy.

Apr 23 1975

Peter Ham of Badfinger suicides at age 27, by hanging himself. Another bandmate, Tom Evans, suicides later in 1983.

Apr 23 1983

The West German magazine Stern announces a major historical find: the discovery of 60 volumes of personal diaries purported to have been handwritten by Adolf Hitler.

Apr 23 1985

The Coca-Cola Bottling Company announces that it has irrevocably changed the formula for its flagship beverage, unveiling "New Coke." The company stands firm on its decision until public pressure finally forces them to reintroduce the original drink, exactly 79 days later.

    Birthdays today...

    * 1170 – Isabelle of Hainaut, queen of France (d. 1190)
    * 1185 – King Afonso II of Portugal (d. 1223)
    * 1464 – Joan of France, Duchess of Berry, queen of France (d. 1505)
    * 1484 – Julius Caesar Scaliger, Italian philosopher (d. 1558)
    * 1500 – Alexander Ales, Scottish theologian (d. 1565)
    * 1516 – Georg Fabricius, German poet, historian, and archaeologist (d. 1571)
    * 1564 – William Shakespeare, English writer and actor (d. 1616)
    * 1598 – Maarten Tromp, Dutch admiral (d. 1653)
    * 1621 – William Penn, English admiral (d. 1670)
    * 1628 – Johann van Waveren Hudde, Dutch mathematician (d. 1704)
    * 1676 – King Frederick I of Sweden (d. 1751)
    * 1720 – Vilna Gaon, Lithuanian rabbi (d. 1797)
    * 1725 – Saint Gerard Majella, Catholic saint (d. 1755)
    * 1746 – Félix Vicq-d'Azyr, French physician and anatomist (d. 1794)
    * 1775 – J. M. W. Turner, English painter (d. 1851)
    * 1791 – James Buchanan, 15th President of the United States (d. 1868)
    * 1792 – John Thomas Romney Robinson, Irish astronomer and physicist (d. 1882)
    * 1794 – Wei Yuan, Chinese scholar (d. 1856)
    * 1805 – Johann Karl Friedrich Rosenkranz, German philosopher (d. 1879)
    * 1813 – Stephen A. Douglas, U.S. Senator from Illinois and Presidential candidate (d. 1861)
    * 1813 – Frédéric Ozanam, French scholar (Society of Saint Vincent de Paul) (d. 1853)
    * 1823 – Abd-ul-Mejid, Ottoman Sultan (d. 1861)
    * 1834 – Artemus Ward, American comic writer (d. 1867)
    * 1853 – Winthrop M. Crane, 40th Governor of Massachusetts (d. 1920)
    * 1857 – Ruggiero Leoncavallo, Italian composer (d. 1919)
    * 1858 – Max Planck, German physicist, Nobel Prize laureate (d. 1947)
    * 1858 – Ethel Mary Smyth, English composer (d. 1944)
    * 1861 – Edmund Henry Hynman Allenby, British general (d. 1936)
    * 1865 – Ali-Agha Shikhlinski, Russian-Azerbaijani general (d. 1943)
    * 1867 – Johannes Andreas Grib Fibiger, Danish scientist, recipient of the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine (d. 1928)
    * 1872 – Violet Gordon-Woodhouse, British musician (d. 1951)
    * 1876 – Arthur Moeller van den Bruck, German historian (d. 1925)
    * 1880 – Michel Fokine, Russian choreographer and dancer (d. 1942)
    * 1882 – Albert Coates, British composer (d. 1953)
    * 1888 – Georges Vanier, French-Canadian soldier and diplomat (d. 1967)
    * 1889 – Karel Doorman, Dutch admiral (d. 1942)
    * 1893 – Frank Borzage, American film director (d. 1952)
    * 1894 – Cow Cow Davenport, American pianist (d. 1955)
    * 1895 – Ngaio Marsh, New Zealand writer (d. 1982)
    * 1897 – Lucius Clay, American general (d. 1978)
    * 1897 – Lester B. Pearson, fourteenth Prime Minister of Canada, recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize (d. 1972)
    * 1899 – Bertil Ohlin, Swedish economist, Bank of Sweden Prize winner (d. 1979)
    * 1899 – Minoru Shirota, inventor of Yakult (d. 1982)
    * 1900 – Joseph Green, Polish-born actor and director (d. 1996)
    * 1900 – Jim Bottomley, American baseball player (d. 1959)
    * 1901 – E.B. Ford, British ecological geneticist (d. 1988)
    * 1902 – Halldór Laxness, Icelandic writer, Nobel Prize laureate (d. 1998)
    * 1903 – Guy Simonds, youngest general officer in the Canadian army (d. 1974)
    * 1904 – Duncan Renaldo, Spanish-American actor (d. 1985)
    * 1907 – Fritz Wotruba, Austrian sculptor (d. 1975)
    * 1907 – Lee Miller, American photographer & model (d. 1977)
    * 1908 – Myron Waldman, American animator (d. 2006)
    * 1910 – Simone Simon, French actress (d. 2005)
    * 1917 – Dorian Leigh, American supermodel (d. 2008)
    * 1918 – Maurice Druon, French author (d. 2009)
    * 1919 – Oleg Penkovsky, Soviet double-agent (d. 1963)
    * 1921 – Janet Blair, American actress (d. 2007)
    * 1921 – Warren Spahn, American baseball player (d. 2003)
    * 1922 – Marjorie Cameron, American writer, painter, actress and occultist (d. 1995)
    * 1923 – Dolph Briscoe, Governor of Texas
    * 1923 – Avram Davidson, American writer (d. 1993)
    * 1923 – Antonino Rocca, professional wrestler
    * 1924 – Chuck Harmon, American baseball player
    * 1924 – Bobby Rosengarden, American jazz drummer (d. 2007)
    * 1926 – J. P. Donleavy, Irish American author
    * 1928 – Shirley Temple, American actress and politician
    * 1932 – Jim Fixx, American athlete and writer (d. 1984)
    * 1932 – Halston, American fashion designer (d. 1990)
    * 1934 – George Canseco, Filipino music composer (d. 2004)
    * 1935 – Bunky Green, American musician
    * 1936 – Roy Orbison, American singer and musician (d. 1988)
    * 1939 – Jorge Fons, Mexican film director
    * 1939 – Lee Majors, American actor
    * 1939 – Ray Peterson, American singer (d. 2005)
    * 1940 – Michael Copps, American Federal Government official
    * 1941 – Jacqueline Boyer, French singer
    * 1941 – Paavo Lipponen, Prime Minister of Finland 1995-2003
    * 1941 – Michael Lynne, American film executive
    * 1942 – Sandra Dee, American actress (d. 2005)
    * 1943 – Gail Goodrich, American basketball player
    * 1943 – Tony Esposito, Canadian ice hockey player
    * 1943 – Frans Koppelaar, Dutch painter
    * 1943 – Hervé Villechaize, French actor (d. 1993)
    * 1947 – Glenn Cornick, British musician (Jethro Tull)
    * 1947 – Bernadette Devlin, Irish politician
    * 1948 – Pascal Quignard, French author
    * 1948 – Serge Thériault, French-Canadian comedian and actor
    * 1949 – David Cross, British violinist (King Crimson)
    * 1949 – Joyce DeWitt, American actress
    * 1952 – Narada Michael Walden, American musician and producer
    * 1954 – Michael Moore, American filmmaker
    * 1955 – Judy Davis, Australian actress
    * 1955 – Tony Miles, English chess player (d. 2001)
    * 1957 – Neville Brody, English graphic designer, typographer and art director
    * 1957 – Jan Hooks, American actress
    * 1957 – Kenji Kawai, Japanese composer
    * 1958 – Hilmar Örn Hilmarsson, Icelandic music composer
    * 1958 – Ryan Walter, Canadian ice hockey player
    * 1960 – Valerie Bertinelli, American actress
    * 1960 – Steve Clark, English guitarist (Def Leppard) (d. 1991)
    * 1960 – Claude Julien, French-Canadian ice hockey player and coach
    * 1961 – Terry Gordy, American professional wrestler (d. 2001)
    * 1961 – George Lopez, American actor and comedian
    * 1962 – John Hannah, Scottish actor
    * 1963 – Paul Belmondo, French actor and racing driver
    * 1963 – Magnús Ver Magnússon, Icelandic powerlifter
    * 1967 – Rheal Cormier, Canadian baseball player
    * 1967 – Melina Kanakaredes, American actress
    * 1968 – Timothy McVeigh, American terrorist (d. 2001)
    * 1968 – Princess Aisha bint Al Hussein of Jordan
    * 1968 – Princess Zein bint Al Hussein of Jordan
    * 1969 – Yelena Shushunova, Russian gymnast
    * 1969 – Byron Thames, American actor
    * 1969 – Richard Wolstencroft, Australian Filmmaker
    * 1969 – Martin López-Zubero, Spanish swimmer
    * 1970 – Scott Bairstow, American actor
    * 1970 – Andrew Gee, Australian rugby league footballer
    * 1970 – Dennis Bayne Culp, American singer/songwriter
    * 1970 – Sadao Abe, Japanese actor
    * 1971 – Charmaine Sinclair, English model
    * 1971 – Uli Herzner, German American designer
    * 1972 – Pierre Labrie, Canadian poet
    * 1972 – Patricia Manterola, Mexican singer
    * 1972 – Sonya Smith, American actress
    * 1973 – Patrick Poulin, French-Canadian ice hockey player
    * 1974 – Carlos Dengler, American musician (Interpol)
    * 1974 – Barry Watson, American actor
    * 1975 – Jón Þór Birgisson, Icelandic musician and singer (Sigur Rós)
    * 1975 – Bobby Shaw, American football wide receiver for the NFL
    * 1977 – John Cena, American professional wrestler
    * 1977 – Andruw Jones, Curaçaoan baseball player
    * 1977 – Willie Mitchell, Canadian ice hockey player
    * 1977 – Kal Penn, American actor
    * 1977 – Lee Young-Pyo, Korean footballer
    * 1977 – John Oliver, British comedian
    * 1979 – Barry Fratelli, Scottish bassist (The Fratellis)
    * 1979 – Yana Gupta, Indian actress & model
    * 1979 – Jaime King, American actress
    * 1979 – Lauri Ylönen, Finnish singer (The Rasmus)
    * 1981 – Sean Henn, American baseball player
    * 1981 – Joanna Krupa, Supermodel/actress
    * 1981 – Chris Sharma, American rock climber/boulderer
    * 1982 – Taio Cruz, English R&B, Pop, Hip Hop singer
    * 1983 – Daniela Hantuchová, Slovakian tennis player
    * 1983 – Jennifer Heil, Canadian free style skier
    * 1984 – Alexandra Kosteniuk, Chess Woman World Champion
    * 1985 – Angel Locsin, Filipina TV and movie actress
    * 1986 – Sven Kramer, Dutch speedskater
    * 1986 – Jessica Stam, Canadian supermodel
    * 1987 – Emily Fox, American cupstacking champion
    * 1988 – Victor Anichebe, Nigerian footballer
    * 1989 – Nicole Vaidišová, Czech tennis player
    * 1990 – Matthew Dillon Underwood, American actor
    * 1990 – Dev Patel, British-Indian actor
    * 1991 – Jennifer Messelier, French model

    Famous deaths...

    *  303 – Saint George, Roman soldier and Christian martyr
    *  725 – Wihtred, King of Kent
    *  871 – Ethelred of Wessex
    *  997 – Saint Adalbert of Prague, bishop (b. c. 956)
    * 1014 – Brian Boru, High King of Ireland (killed in battle)
    * 1016 – Ethelred II of England
    * 1124 – King Alexander I of Scotland (b. 1078)
    * 1151 – Queen Adeliza of England (b. 1103)
    * 1217 – King Inge II of Norway (b. 1185)
    * 1407 – Olivier de Clisson, French soldier (b. 1326)
    * 1605 – Tsar Boris Godunov of Russia (b. c. 1550)
    * 1616 – Miguel Cervantes, Spanish author (b. 1547)
    * 1616 – El Inca Garcilaso de la Vega, Peruvian writer (b. 1539)
    * 1616 – William Shakespeare, English writer and actor (b. 1564) (date according to the Julian calendar, hence 10 days later than death of Cervantes or Garcilaso, by the Gregorian calendar)
    * 1625 – Maurice of Nassau, Prince of Orange (b. 1567)
    * 1702 – Margaret Fell, English Quaker leader (b. 1614)
    * 1740 – Thomas Tickell, English writer (b. 1685)
    * 1781 – James Abercrombie, British general (b. 1706)
    * 1792 – Karl Friedrich Bahrdt, German theologian and adventurer (b. 1741)
    * 1794 – Guillaume-Chrétien de Lamoignon de Malesherbes, French statesman (executed) (b. 1721)
    * 1827 – Georgios Karaiskakis, Greek hero of the Greek War of Independence
    * 1839 – Jacques Félix Emmanuel Hamelin, French explorer (b. 1768)
    * 1850 – William Wordsworth, English poet (b. 1770)
    * 1889 – Jules Barbey d'Aurevilly, French writer (b. 1808)
    * 1895 – Carl Ludwig, German physician (b. 1815)
    * 1905 – Gédéon Ouimet, Quebec politician (b. 1823)
    * 1907 – Alfred Packer, American Cannibal (b. 1842)
    * 1915 – Rupert Brooke, English poet (b. 1887).
    * 1936 – Teresa de la Parra, Venezuelan writer (b. 1889)
    * 1951 – Charles G. Dawes, Vice President of the United States, recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize (b. 1865)
    * 1952 – Julius Freed, American inventor and banker (b. 1887)
    * 1975 – William Hartnell, English actor (b. 1908)
    * 1979 – Blair Peach, New Zealand-born anti-fascist (b. 1946)
    * 1981 – Josep Pla, Catalan journalist and writer (b. 1897)
    * 1983 – Buster Crabbe, American swimmer and actor (b. 1908)
    * 1984 – Red Garland, American jazz pianist (b. 1923)
    * 1985 – Sam Ervin, American politician (b. 1896)
    * 1986 – Harold Arlen, American composer (b. 1905)
    * 1986 – Jim Laker, English cricketer (b. 1922)
    * 1986 – Otto Preminger, Austrian-born film director (b. 1906)
    * 1990 – Paulette Goddard, American actress (b. 1910)
    * 1991 – Johnny Thunders, American musician (b. 1952)
    * 1992 – Satyajit Ray, Indian filmmaker (b. 1921)
    * 1993 – César Chávez, American labor activist (b. 1927)
    * 1995 – Howard Cosell, American sports journalist (b. 1918)
    * 1995 – John C. Stennis, U.S. Senator from Mississippi (b. 1904)
    * 1996 – Jean-Victor Allard, Canadian military officer (b. 1913)
    * 1996 – P. L. Travers, Australian author (b. 1899)
    * 1997 – Denis Compton, English cricketer (b. 1918)
    * 1998 – Konstantinos Karamanlis, Greek politician (b. 1907)
    * 1998 – James Earl Ray, American assassin (b. 1928)
    * 2003 – James H. Critchfield, American Central Intelligence agent (b. 1917)
    * 2003 – Fernand Fonssagrives, French photographer (b. 1910)
    * 2005 – Joh Bjelke-Petersen, Premier of Queensland (b. 1911)
    * 2005 – Al Grassby, Australian immigration minister (b. 1928)
    * 2005 – John Mills, English actor (b. 1908)
    * 2005 – Romano Scarpa, Italian-born comic artist (b. 1927)
    * 2005 – Earl Wilson, American baseball player (b. 1934)
    * 2006 – Johnnie Checketts, New Zealand fighter pilot (b. 1912)
    * 2007 – Paul Erdman, American economist and author (b. 1932)
    * 2007 – David Halberstam, American journalist, historian and author (b. 1934)
    * 2007 – Boris Yeltsin, first President of the Russian Federation (b. 1931)

    Holidays and observances...

    * UNESCO International Day of the Book in honor of the death of both William Shakespeare and Miguel de Cervantes on April 23, 1616.
    * Canada Book Day
    * Turkey, Northern Cyprus – National Sovereignty and Children's Day (1920)
    * Feast Day of Saint George
    * Castile and León – Castile and León Day
    * Aragón - Aragón Day
    * Conch Republic - Independence Day

Have a great Thursday.

~Brian

[Krandall]

Apr 23 1940

198 negroes are killed when the Rhythm Night Club burns down in Natchez, Mississippi. According to one eyewitness: "Everyone was trying to get out and crushing each other as the fire was burning them. All were crying and yelling and after a while I could smell the burning meat. I hope I never see anything like it again." The fire is blamed on the decorative but highly-combustible Spanish moss.



Thats disgusting.

[Flynbyu]

Pretty nasty.

Anyone seen B-Rad lately?

I haven't seen him in a while.

~Brian

[Peelz]

Pretty nasty.

Anyone seen B-Rad lately?

I haven't seen him in a while.

~Brian

nope. hope everything is otay.

[Colorado700R]

Maybe he had a family reunion (Orgy)

[Peelz]

Maybe he had a family reunion (Orgy)

or Cock Blocker told him to "have a seat over there." 

[Colorado700R]

Maybe he had a family reunion (Orgy)

or Cock Blocker told him to "have a seat over there." 

Nah, we all know Brian will be the first Raptorsource guess star on that show