Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXI

[Krandall]

at least it wasn't you in sweatpants rocking a boner.

[Colorado700R]

The date of organization of The Church of of Latter-day Saints by Joseph Smith, Jr.. Also the date on which many in The Church believe that Jesus was born.  Have a great Monday.


Yea.. What do those Jehova witness's know.. alll they know by my apt is how to ride bikes and ruin peoples evenings. 

LDS on the bikes with white shirts is the mormons

[Krandall]

Ooohhhh, my bad. Thought the LDS was Jehovas..... Mormons can suck it too.

[Colorado700R]

Atleast mormons are nice people (honestly the best neighbors to have.......well besides hugh heffner )


I think the death metal and my paintball gun have delivered the message to the JW's that I'm not buying :grin_nod:

[Krandall]

You need the sign out front that says.. Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again.

[Colorado700R]

I like to think I bring the closer to GERD....


"Hesus Criste' THAT HURTS!!!".....and "GERD DAMN, WTF?!?!"

[Flynbyu]

at least it wasn't you in sweatpants rocking a boner.

Great idea!



~Brian

[Peelz]

Have a great day imaginary internet buddies.

Hoping I feel better tomorrow.

[Flynbyu]

Need a bump?

~Brian

[dick-84]

Anyone here?

[disco]

yep.  just got home from work

[Flynbyu]

Today in history...

Apr 7 1948

Twenty Buddhist monks in Shanghai are immolated as their monastery burns.

Apr 7 1970

The X-rated movie Midnight Cowboy wins the Oscar for Best Picture.

Apr 7 1989

Soviet nuclear submarine Komsomolets sinks in the Norwegian sea, with two nuclear reactors and two nuclear torpedoes aboard. 41 crew members die, and the submarine remains one mile below the surface of the ocean, with its nuclear weapons intact.

Apr 7 1994

Courtney Love arrested on drug charges in Beverly Hills. What a surprise!

Apr 7 1998

Wendy O. Williams, former porn star and singer for the Plasmatics, kills herself with a gun near her Connecticut home.

Apr 7 1998

Pop singer George Michael is arrested by an undercover police officer after wanking in front him in a public toilet. One of our rotten.com staffers has checked out the restroom (at Will Rogers Memorial Park in Beverly Hills) and reports that it continues to be "cruisy."

Apr 7 1999

A bomb goes off in the "Valley of the Fallen" church, which is carved into a mountainside north of Madrid. The church houses the mortal remains of dictator Francisco Franco. The terrorist group GRAPO claims responsibility, and while there were no injuries, the damage was extensive.

Apr 7 2155

First Contact between humans and the prominently-coiffured Centauri Alliance. (Babylon 5 timeline)

Birthdays today...
1506 – Saint Francis Xavier, Spanish co-founder of the Society of Jesus (d. 1552)
1539 – Tobias Stimmer, Swiss painter (d. 1584)
1613 – Gerhard Douw, Dutch painter (d. 1675)
1644 – François de Neufville, duc de Villeroi, French soldier (d. 1730)
1648 – John Sheffield, 1st Duke of Buckingham and Normanby, English statesman and poet (d. 1721)
1652 – Pope Clement XII (d. 1740)
1718 – Hugh Blair, Scottish preacher and man of letters (d. 1800)
1727 – Michel Adanson, French botanist (d. 1806)
1770 – William Wordsworth, English poet (d. 1850)
1772 – Charles Fourier, French philosopher (d. 1837)
1803 – Flora Tristan, French feminist and socialist philosopher (d. 1844)
1803 – James Curtiss, Mayor of Chicago (d. 1859)
1848 – Randall Thomas Davidson, Archbishop of Canterbury (d. 1930)
1859 – Walter Camp, sports authority known as the "Father of American Football" (d. 1925)
1860 – Will Keith Kellogg, American cereal manufacturer (d. 1951)
1867 – Holger Pedersen, Danish linguist (d. 1953)
1870 – Gustav Landauer, German anarchist and revolutionary (d. 1919)
1873 – John McGraw, American baseball player and manager (d. 1934)
1883 – Gino Severini, Italian painter (d. 1966)
1886 – Ed Lafitte, American baseball player (d. 1971)
1889 – Gabriela Mistral, Chilean writer, Nobel laureate (d. 1957)
1890 – Marjory Stoneman Douglas, American conservationist and writer (d. 1998)
1891 – Ole Kirk Christiansen, Danish inventor (d. 1958)
1893 – Allen Dulles, American Central Intelligence Agency director (d. 1969)
1897 – Walter Winchell, American broadcaster and journalist (d. 1972)
1897 – Erich Loewenhardt, German flying ace of World War I (d. 1918)
1899 – Robert Casadesus, French pianist (d. 1972)
1905 – Queenie Leonard, American actress (d. 2002)
1908 – Percy Faith, Canadian composer and musician (d. 1976)
1909 – Robert Charroux, French writer (d. 1978)
1911 – Hervé Bazin, French writer (d. 1996)
1913 – Charles Vanik, American politician (d. 2007)
1914 – Ralph Flanagan, American big band leader (d. 1995)
1915 – Stanley Adams, American actor (d. 1977)
1915 – Billie Holiday, American singer (d. 1959)
1915 – Henry Kuttner, American writer (d. 1958)
1916 – Anthony Caruso, American actor (d. 2003)
1917 – R.G. Armstrong, American actor
1918 – Bobby Doerr, American baseball player
1919 – Edoardo Mangiarotti, Italian fencer
1919 – Roger Lemelin, Quebec novelist and television writer (d. 1992)
1920 – Ravi Shankar, Indian sitar player
1922 – Mongo Santamaria, Cuban musician (d. 2003)
1924 – Johannes Mario Simmel, Austrian writer (d. 2009)
1927 – Babatunde Olatunji, Nigerian drummer (d. 2003)
1928 – James Garner, American actor
1928 – Alan J. Pakula, American film producer and director (d. 1998)
1928 – James White, Northern Irish science fiction writer (d. 1999)
1929 – Bob Denard, French mercenary (d. 2007)
1930 – Andrew Sachs, English actor
1931 – Donald Barthelme, American author (d. 1989)
1933 – Wayne Rogers, American actor
1934 – Ian Richardson, Scottish actor (d. 2007)
1935 – Bobby Bare, American musician
1935 – Hodding Carter III, American journalist and politician
1936 – Jean-Pierre Changeux, French neuroscientist
1938 – Jerry Brown, American politician
1938 – Spencer Dryden, American drummer (Jefferson Airplane) (d. 2005)
1938 – Freddie Hubbard, American jazz trumpeter (d. 2008)
1939 – Francis Ford Coppola, American film director
1939 – Sir David Frost, English broadcaster and TV host
1941 – Gorden Kaye, British actor
1941 – James Di Pasquale, American composer
1942 – Jeetendra, Indian actor
1944 – Julia Phillips, American film producer and writer (d. 2002)
1944 – Gerhard Schröder, former Chancellor of Germany
1944 – Bill Stoneman, American baseball player and manager
1945 – Martin Lewis, British newsreader
1945 – Megas, Icelandic singer, songwriter and writer
1945 – Joël Robuchon, French chef
1945 – Werner Schroeter, German film director
1946 – Colette Besson, French runner (d. 2005)
1947 – Patricia Bennett, American singer (The Chiffons)
1947 – Florian Schneider, German musician (Kraftwerk)
1947 – Eliseo Soriano, Philippine evangelist
1948 – Carol Douglas, American singer
1949 – Mitch Daniels, American politician, governor of Indiana
1949 – John Oates, American musician (Hall & Oates)
1951 – Janis Ian, American singer and songwriter
1954 – Jackie Chan, Chinese actor, director, producer, and martial artist.
1954 – Tony Dorsett, American football player
1955 – Werner Stocker, German actor (d. 1993)
1956 – Annika Billström, Swedish politician
1956 – Christopher Darden, prosecuter of O.J. Simpson
1957 – Kim Kap-su, South Korean actor
1961 – Pascal Olmeta, French footballer
1962 – Andrew "Andy" Hampsten, American cyclist
1962 – Hugh O'Connor, American actor (d. 1995)
1962 – Alain Robert, French rock and urban climber
1963 – Jaime de Marichalar, duke of Lugo, Spanish royalty
1964 – Russell Crowe, New Zealand actor
1964 – Jace Alexander, American television director
1964 – Steve Graves, Canadian ice hockey player
1965 – Bill Bellamy, American actor and comedian
1965 – Alison Lapper, British artist
1966 – Gary Wilkinson, English snooker player
1967 – Artemis Gounaki, composer, writer and music producer
1968 – Duncan Armstrong, Australian swimmer
1969 – Ricky Watters, American football player
1970 – Leif Ove Andsnes, Norwegian pianist
1971 – Guillaume Depardieu, French actor (d. 2008)
1971 – Victor Kraatz, Canadian figure skater
1971 – Jennifer Schwalbach Smith, American actress
1973 – Carole Montillet, French skier
1973 – Ève Salvail, Canadian model
1973 – Brett Tomko, American baseball player
1975 – Ronde Barber, American football player
1975 – Tiki Barber, American football player
1975 – Ronnie Belliard, American baseball player
1975 – Karin Dreijer Andersson, Swedish singer
1976 – Kevin Alejandro, American actor
1977 – Silvana Arias, Peruvian actress
1978 – Vladimir Voltchkov, Belarusian tennis player
1979 – Adrián Beltré, Dominican baseball player
1979 – Pascal Dupuis, Canadian ice hockey player
1981 – Suzann Pettersen, Norwegian golfer
1982 – Sonjay Dutt, Indian American professional wrestler
1983 – Jon Stead, British football player
1986 – Brooke Brodack, American internet celebrity
1988 – Edward Speleers, British model and actor
1989 – Franco Di Santo, Argentine footballer

Famous deaths...
1307 – Joan of Acre, daughter of Edward I of England (b. 1271)
1498 – King Charles VIII of France (b. 1470)
1614 – El Greco, Greek-born artist (b. 1541)
1638 – Shimazu Tadatsune, Japanese ruler of Satsuma (b. 1576)
1651 – Lennart Torstenson, Swedish soldier and engineer (b. 1603)
1658 – Juan Eusebio Nieremberg, Spanish mystic (b. 1595)
1661 – Sir William Brereton, 1st Baronet, English soldier and politician (b. 1604)
1663 – Francis Cooke, Mayflower pilgrim (b. c.1583)
1668 – William Davenant, English poet (b. 1606)
1719 – Jean-Baptiste de la Salle, French saint (b. 1651)
1739 – Dick Turpin, English highwayman (hanged) (b. 1706)
1747 – Leopold I, Prince of Anhalt-Dessau, Prussian field marshal (b. 1676)
1761 – Thomas Bayes, English mathematician (b. 1702)
1766 – Tiberius Hemsterhuis, Dutch philologist and critic (b. 1685)
1767 – Franz Sparry, composer (b. 1715)
1782 – Taksin, King of Thailand (b. 1734)
1789 – Abd-ul-Hamid I, Ottoman Sultan (b. 1725)
1789 – Petrus Camper, Dutch anatomist (b. 1722)
1801 – Noël François de Wailly, French lexicographer (b. 1724)
1804 – Toussaint Louverture, Haitian Revolutionary (b. 1743)
1811 – Garsevan Chavchavadze, Georgian diplomat and politician (b. 1757)
1823 – Jacques Charles, French chemist (b. 1746)
1833 – Antoni Radziwiłł, Polish politician (b. 1775)
1836 – William Godwin, English political writer (b. 1756)
1850 – William Lisle Bowles, English poet and critic (b. 1762)
1858 – Anton Diabelli, Austrian music publisher, editor, and composer (b. 1781)
1868 – D'Arcy McGee, Canadian journalist and Father of Confederation (b. 1825)
1871 – Alexander Lloyd, Mayor of Chicago (b. 1805)
1885 – Carl Theodor Ernst von Siebold, German physiologist (b. 1804)
1891 – P. T. Barnum, American circus impresario (b. 1810)
1920 – Karl Binding, German jurist (b. 1841)
1928 – Alexander Bogdanov, Russian physician and philosopher (b. 1873)
1939 – Joseph Lyons, tenth Prime Minister of Australia (b. 1879)
1943 – Jovan Dučić, Serbian poet
1943 – Alexandre Millerand, President of France (b. 1859)
1947 – Henry Ford, American automobile manufacturer and industrialist (b. 1863)
1950 – Walter Huston, Canadian-born actor (b. 1884)
1955 – Theda Bara, American film actress (b. 1885)
1968 – Jim Clark, OBE, Scottish race car driver and two-time F1 world champion (b. 1936)
1981 – Kit Lambert, British record producer and manager (The Who) (b. 1935)
1981 – Norman Taurog, American film director (b. 1899)
1982 – Brenda Benet, American actress (b. 1945)
1982 – Harald Ertl, Austrian racing driver (b. 1948)
1984 – Frank Church, U.S. Senator from Idaho (b. 1924)
1985 – Carl Schmitt, German philosopher and political theorist (b. 1888)
1990 – Ronald Evans, American astronaut (b. 1933)
1992 – Ace Bailey, Canadian ice hockey player (b. 1903)
1994 – Albert Guðmundsson, Icelandic footballer and politician (b. 1923)
1994 – Golo Mann, German historian (b. 1909)
1994 – Agathe Uwilingiyimana, Prime Minister of Rwanda (b. 1953)
1997 – Luis Aloma, Cuban baseball player (b. 1923)
1997 – Georgi Shonin, Soviet cosmonaut (b. 1935)
1997 – Tomoyuki Tanaka, Japanese film producer (Godzilla) (b. 1910)
1998 – Broery Marantika, Indonesian singer
2001 – David Graf, American actor (b. 1950)
2001 – Beatrice Straight, American actress (b. 1914)
2002 – John Agar, American actor (b. 1921)
2003 – Cecile de Brunhoff, French storyteller (b. 1903)
2003 – David Greene, British television director (b. 1921)
2004 – Victor Argo, American actor (b. 1934)
2005 – Grigoris Bithikotsis, Greek singer (b. 1922)
2005 – Bob Kennedy, American baseball player and manager (b. 1920)
2005 – Cliff Allison, British racing driver (b. 1932)
2007 – Johnny Hart, American cartoonist (b. 1931)
2007 – Barry Nelson, American actor (b. 1917)
2008 – Mark Speight, English Artist, Presenter of Cbbc Smart (b. 1965)

Holidays and observances...
World Health Day – Celebrated by the 191 member countries of the World Health Organization

Have a great Tuesday.

~Brian

[BRAD]

Morning B. Hows work going?

[Flynbyu]

Fixing problems already.

Yeah.

~Brian

[Krandall]

Apr 7 1989

Soviet nuclear submarine Komsomolets sinks in the Norwegian sea, with two nuclear reactors and two nuclear torpedoes aboard. 41 crew members die, and the submarine remains one mile below the surface of the ocean, with its nuclear weapons intact.


I'm gonna go down there and blow up NKorea.. K, thanks, bye.