alright

[fire raptor]

Speaking of shit jobs. Go to a construction site and steal the lock!

[Peelz]

agreed, start a thread.

I worked at the mall at a pizza shop called Guido's with all my buddies. $3.50 an hour! lol. The owner was cool. He would buy our beer, and take it out of our checks, and have it sitting next to his garage. 

we had our own abbreviation codes to talk $hit right in front of people. Mostly good lookin ladies  :grin_nod:  And we would write it on the pizza order. 

IPI: I'd pork it.
IRh: I'd ride her.
ICOMBTFH: I'd cut off my ballz to f**k her. 
GMLNTNI: give my left nut to nail it

there were more, it has been 16 years.

If the girl was skanky, a number added after any of the abbreviations would indicate how many beers it would require.

[fire raptor]

Years ago i worked at a Jack in the Box. Customers being not real smart would pull up and I would say "May I have your order please". Then they would say yep 2 hamburgers and a blow job!!! I would say please pull up to the next window then I would yell to the cook 2 spitburgers rare please. NEVER screw with the guy cooking your food.

[fire raptor]

Talk about a hijack we are so far off topic gotta repost these last 3 in their own thread.

[Peelz]

[preddy08]

ALRIGH new thread.

[UncleBeaner]

mother fuckers i dont want no ghetto stuff. i want the real deal you flip from inside. yes to doors lock but i like to have things that make you wtf?

[fire raptor]

Some place there has to be a graveyard of old shitters. You know a bone yard of out houses.Just gotta find it.

[fire raptor]

Try Koenders MFG @ 1-877-581-8877 . I also found a company call satellite Industries but you have to log in to get to their parts section try 1-800-328-3332. Best i could do . Happy hunting.