Corrupt a Wish *FORUM GAME*

[Krandall]

Granted, but your still old.  Why not shoot for 20?

I wish I had a bigger truck.

Granted. Hellooooo Rock Quary Dump Truck (the ones w/ the 20' tall wheels!)

I wish everyone would stop talking @ work.

[Flynbyu]

Granted. Now you hear sirens and the stupid one liners follow.

I wish we had some sunshine today.

~Brian

[Peelz]

Granted, but you have duties to perform as Grand Marshall of Gay Pride Parade now.



I wish Spring would hurry the f**k up!

[Flynbyu]

Spring arrives, and you crack your sub frame. No riding for you.

I wish Chrysler would answer their damn phone.

~Brian

[Colorado700R]

Spring arrives, and you crack your sub frame. No riding for you.

I wish Chrysler would answer their damn phone.

~Brian

Granted..."Thank you for calling the new KIA USA" 

I wish the weather would be better on the weekends

[kyledvor61]

granted....but your bike is stolen, no riding.

I wish my yfz parts would sell

[NaturalRaptor]

Granted but the buyer is RichW3533, good luck on collecting.


I wish I could get something back from my taxes!

[Oilfield_Mafia]

Granted, but its a payment book for you to reimburse the IRS..


I wish I had mad riding skillz..

[BRAD]

Granted. But only on a powerwheels.





I wish I had the day off

[Krandall]

Granted. You're stuck in the hospital.


I wish that one of these houses we look at today is the "right one"

[BRAD]

Granted.  You buy the house next week and go in debt





I wish i was rich

[Krandall]

Granted. Isn't it grand being rich in Horse Sh*t? 


I wish it was lunch time!

[BRAD]

Granted. But it gives you the shits






I wish it was quitting time

[Peelz]

Granted, It is quitting time, in Germany. 


I wish I could take a big vacation.

[BRAD]

Granted. But you just got fired so its a LONG vacation.





I wish it would stop raining