Corrupt a Wish *FORUM GAME*

[BRAD]

Granted.  But he doesnt send any to you.




I wish I could pass all my courses this semester

[Lady4Fiddy]

granted... but you have to screw the dean who is a man that smells like rotten cheese.

I wish I had my own house.

[Peelz]

Granted, but Cardboard box behind subway isn't very warm.


I wish Brian would give me a free truck.

[Lady4Fiddy]

granted... but there is sugar in the gas tank.

I wish my van was paid off.

[Peelz]

Granted, but you realize having a windowless van parked in front of the school draws curius looks from other parents.

I wish I would stop aging.

[Krandall]

Granted. But your stuck @ age 13. Pre-Pubecent....



I wish I could listen to my ipod all day and ignore people.

[Peelz]

Granted, but your boss comes in and offers you his job at 100% raise, you don't hear him.

I wish I could retire.

[Krandall]

Granted. But You end up having a batch of octuplette mistakes.

Kiss that retirement plan away!



I wish I could travel the world.

[Lady4Fiddy]

granted... but you lose your passport.

I wish I could go on vacation

[Flynbyu]

Granted. You are wisked away to DELAWARE.

I wish I could get some work done today.

~Brian

[Lady4Fiddy]

granted... but you cant be on raptor source.

I wish Barney would croak!

[Peelz]

Granted, Barney dies, teletubbies take over the kid show market again. FAIL


I wish my work was done.

[Krandall]

Granted. You are wisked away to DELAWARE.

I wish I could get some work done today.

~Brian

Hii.... I'm in.... Delaware......      "Wayne's World" 

Granted, But more is piled up.


I wish I could go home early.

[Peelz]

I love this thread!

[Lady4Fiddy]

granted.. but Lydia throws a hammer at you.

I wish my dog didnt slobber so much