Corrupt a Wish *FORUM GAME*

[Warren]

granted

but then you have to put gay turn signals on them.



i wish i had my own house.

[Flynbyu]

Granted, but during year, your dealership posts the best numbers in it's history, they reckon it was getting rid of you that changed things, and you are fired.

I wish atv's were street legal.

Shit, Warren beat me to it!

Granted, but you ride this:



I wish for the Obama nay sayers eat their words in the next four years.

~Brian

[Flynbyu]

granted

but then you have to put gay turn signals on them.



i wish i had my own house.

Granted, but it's a single wide next to Peel's meth lab.

I wish Spring was here.

~Brian

[Peelz]

Granted, but then they outlaw spandex tights, you have to change entire wardrobe.

I wish I could read minds.

[Warren]

granted


but everyone talks shit about your meth lab. (oh wait  )



i wish i could build a complete duner raptor for nothing.

[Peelz]

Granted, then meth heads steal it. (bastards!)

I wish all my friends were into quads.

[Flynbyu]

Granted, but all of your friends love the weiner too.

I wish I could have seen AC/DC in Tulsa last week.

~Brian

[Peelz]

Granted, but they were playing at a retirement home.


I wish my house would paint itself.

[double06]

Granted, but it wouldn't be pretty...






I wish I could go to Dubai one day.

[Peelz]

Granted, but USA sends Nuclear warheads just as your plane lands.

I wish I could fly.

[double06]

Granted, but you fly right into a giraffe's ass!







I wish I could go to a MotoGP race.. in Dubai.. without nukes!

[Flynbyu]

Granted, but you're an Albino.



I wish I could go to a RS rally.

~Brian

[Peelz]

Granted, but you finally get there, only to be ravaged by a yeti.


I wish my kid's terrible twos were over.

[Krandall]

Granted. But they turn into a hormone raging teen.


I wish for world peace.

[Peelz]

Granted, then the world becomes a gay representation of it's former self.




I wish there were no such thing as spiders.