Corrupt a Wish *FORUM GAME*

[Flynbyu]

Granted, but the genie makes a mistake and enlarges your colon for wood storage.

I wish those other forums would get a virus.

~Brian

[Krandall]

Granted. But we get stuck w/ the ones we dont want...

I wish someone would take a few of my co-workers away.

[Peelz]

Granted, but they never come back, and you can't leave.

I wish I had a snowmobile.

[Flynbyu]

Granted, but you live in Dubai.

I wish Aaron would loose his lisp.



~Brian

[Peelz]

Granted, then you develop breasts.

I wish Krandall liked girls.

[Flynbyu]

Granted, and then you get your period and develop a Fargo accent.

I wish Randy would get a home.

~Brian

[Peelz]

Granted, he has to move in with you.

I wish this forum was real life

[Flynbyu]

Granted, you're surrounded by people with skin issues and bad teeth.

I wish for ten more wishes.

~Brian

[Peelz]

Granted, but you squander them on cheap hookers and blow.


I wish money really grew on trees.

[Flynbyu]

Granted, but you're a midget.

I wish I could quit my job and move south.

~Brian

[Peelz]

Granted, then the seas rise flooding everything up to Arkansas.

I wish I could be paid more, and do less.

[double06]

Granted, but we are playing opposite day today.






I wish I could drive on the autobahn again.

[Peelz]

Granted, then Germany goes gay, and adopts 35 mph speed limit.





I wish there was more time in the day.

[Flynbyu]

Granted, but you commute to and from work in a Geo Metro.



I wish I could take the rest of the year off.

~Brian

[Peelz]

Granted, but during year, your dealership posts the best numbers in it's history, they reckon it was getting rid of you that changed things, and you are fired.

I wish atv's were street legal.