Corrupt a Wish *FORUM GAME*

[Lady4Fiddy]

granted... but now you live behind a dumpster and you have to sleep with your a$$ towards the wall.


I wish the end of the day would get here sooner.

[Peelz]

Granted, but you miss your rent payment due today, and get evicted.


I wish I could ride my rappy all day, and it wouldn't get dirty

[Lady4Fiddy]

granted... but now your wife doesn't believe you went riding and now your sleeping in the dog house.

I wish my  dryer didn't eat socks.

[Peelz]

Granted, now you eat them. yummy.

I wish my faucet wasn't still leaking.

[Lady4Fiddy]

granted... you fix the leak and the toilet over flows!


I wish I had more potatoes.   

[fire raptor]

Granted,but then you would end up eating Tater tot,s and drinking Vodka. I wish I could go do somthing legal and fun. Oxymoron?

[Lady4Fiddy]

granted... but you end up playing stripe bingo, and the girls laugh at you when you lose.


I wish I could teleport.

[fire raptor]

Granted , but dress warm. You might hit a duck and end up in the Hudson River. I want to go eat Mexican food for lunch.

[Peelz]

granted, but you get indigestion and barf all over.

I wish I hadn't gone outside at lunch.

[Lady4Fiddy]

granted... now you are trapped in the building all night.

I wish I had a big truck

[Peelz]

Granted, but you become a fat, truck drivin lot lizard.

I wish I knew the meaning of life.

[Flynbyu]

Granted. You now no longer flush semen or let it go down the shower drain.

I wish the roads didn't have so much sand and gravel on them still.

~Brian

[Oilfield_Mafia]

Granted, but now its all gravel roads from your house to the dealership..


I wish we all lived closer so we could ride together..

[Peelz]

Brian, I am in tears.


Granted, but we all now know where you sleep.

I wish Spring thaw did not mean mud.

[Flynbyu]

Granted, Mud is now poop.

I wish people wouldn't tell me the same stories over and over again.

~Brian