Corrupt a Wish *FORUM GAME*

[Krandall]

Granted. Now the pant waists are at their ankles.

I wish I didn't have to dress up for work.

[Flynbyu]

Granted. Now everyday is Hawaiian shirt Friday, and you get a memo everyday to remind you.



I wish people weren't so negative.

~Brian

[fire raptor]

Granted, so whats it to you? I wish old ladies with yellow toe nails would wear shoes.

[Flynbyu]

Granted. Now all old ladies wear tank tops so you can see wrinkled side boob shots.



I wish this promotion would end at work so people would stop coming in for free stuff.

~Brian

[Oilfield_Mafia]

Granted, But the dealership decides to have a different promotion daily that draws local Mullet-wearing inbreds directly to YOU.

I wish I was a better drummer on Rockband 2

[Lady4Fiddy]

granted...but now you have a huge hemorrhoid.

I wish kids listened.

[fire raptor]

Granted, when pigs fly. I wish anyone would listen to me.

[NaturalRaptor]

Grant, but no one still cares.

I wish I could have a steak right now! I'm getting hungry.

[fire raptor]

Granted,there is lots of roadkill in Texas. Not hungry had Pizza I wish i had not made a pig of myself.

[Warren]

granted but then your really hungry still.



i wish i didn't have to go to work today.

[Krandall]

Granted. But you have to hang out w/ the (ex?) girlfriend.
I wish weekends were 3 days long.

[Peelz]

Granted, week becomes 8 days.

I wish we could all go riding today.

[Flynbyu]

Granted, but you get your period.



I wish the day was over already!

~Brian

[Peelz]

Granted...you have an infarction, and die on the spot.


"I wish I was little bit taller."

[Colorado700R]

granted...now the goats/sheep kick you in the nuts instead of the head


I wish would build a new banshee