Corrupt a Wish *FORUM GAME*

[Flynbyu]

Granted, you're now Jewish and in an oven in Nazi Germany.

I wish I WASN'T going to hell after that post.

~Brian

[double06]

Granted, but hell's coming to you.



I wish I hit the lottery tonight!

[Oilfield_Mafia]

Granted.. but the Obama-nation takes 99% of it as "your share" of taxes


I wish all my new parts were here right now.

[Flynbyu]

Granted, your strap on and ball gag has arrived.



I wish I could hit the lottery before Double 6.

~Brian

[Peelz]

Granted,

but strippers show up at your door tomorrow with 15 illegitimate kids, with test results in hand, all stupid or deformed.

I wish I had gone to College.

[double06]

Granted, but that still wouldn't have made your quad "the sexiest quad on the planet!"






I wish I was off for the next two days.

[Peelz]

Granted, but while you are off, your company goes under because you are not there.

I wish I had my own Airplane.

[zx10r203]

Granted!! But it would be a little radio controlled airplane.


I wish I had a better job.

[Peelz]

Granted,

But gay male prostitute is a shrinking profession with new marriage laws.

I wish my dog would quit pissin' on the floor.

[Krandall]

Granted, but he's poopin on your pillow. 


I wish I could go home.

[Flynbyu]

Granted, but home is in a van down by the river.

I wish I could live in the tropics.

~Brian

[Peelz]

Granted, but global warming causes climates to swap and tropics become arctic tundra.

I wish It was Friday.

[Flynbyu]

Granted, but you have to work Saturday.

I wish I could supercharge the Corvette.

~Brian

[Peelz]

Granted, but it is a GM, and seizes immediately.


I wish I had a bigger truck.

[Flynbyu]

Granted. Has bigger truck, and smaller cock to go along with it.

I wish Peels would STFU.



~Brian